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(Philly.com)   Coroner concludes man shot by his hunting partner probably died from being shot by his hunting partner   (philly.com) divider line 25
    More: Followup, deer hunting, Cambria County  
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2013-12-09 02:02:39 PM
"Wrongful death."
 
2013-12-09 02:04:22 PM
Gotta thin the herd.
 
2013-12-09 02:05:54 PM
Another one of these mysteries solved!
Were meddling kids involved?


/more likely alcohol
 
2013-12-09 02:06:43 PM
Ok inform me if his condition changes.

He is dead.
 
2013-12-09 02:10:15 PM
Shoot.
 
2013-12-09 02:11:03 PM
He killed him to death?
 
2013-12-09 02:18:42 PM
I usually only shoot my hunting partner to keep him from escaping while he's brutally ass-raped to death by bears. So *phew*, I'm not the guy they're looking for in this story.
 
2013-12-09 02:21:02 PM
Supposedly this is the "Funniest Joke in the World":

Guy is hunting with a friend, who he accidentally shoots.  The shooter calls 911: "Oh my god!  I just shot my best friend, I think he's dead!"
The 911 Operator says, "Are you sure he's dead?"
There is a second gunshot, then, "Yes, I'm sure."
 
2013-12-09 02:21:27 PM
Deer: The winner is you!
 
2013-12-09 02:22:15 PM

Iknhaton: Supposedly this is the "Funniest Joke in the World":

Guy is hunting with a friend, who he accidentally shoots.  The shooter calls 911: "Oh my god!  I just shot my best friend, I think he's dead!"
The 911 Operator says, "Are you sure he's dead?"
There is a second gunshot, then, "Yes, I'm sure."


You didn't tell it right.

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
 
2013-12-09 02:23:15 PM
Never go hunting with Dick Cheney. How powerful is a man that the guy who he shot, in the face, apologized to him?
 
2013-12-09 02:24:03 PM
The coroner says Bruce, who lived in Ashville, had been part of a deer hunting party and was shot by "another person in the hunting party when some deer went between the two of them."

Something called, "The Pennsylvania Firing Squad".
 
2013-12-09 02:26:59 PM
The meat will be donated to the local soup kitchen.
 
2013-12-09 02:28:29 PM
Hunter accidentally shoots his hunting partner. Rushes him to the hospital. After several hours of surgery the doctor emerges from the operating room to speak with his friend.

Hunter: Well, Doc, did he make it?
Doc: He would have if you wouldn't have field dressed him.
 
2013-12-09 02:30:32 PM
http://i.imgur.com/YBVuB88.gif
 
2013-12-09 02:35:42 PM
So, he died of acute lead poisoning.
 
2013-12-09 02:40:12 PM
At least they said "tragic mishap" and not "tragic accident", there is NO. SUCH. THING. AS. AN. ACCIDENT!
 
2013-12-09 02:42:40 PM
In other news, the incidence of  teenage pregnancy diminishes as women enter their 20s.
 
2013-12-09 02:59:32 PM
And they don't even know how old the guy was: "Authorities say Bruce was either 41 or 42 years old."
 
2013-12-09 03:05:07 PM
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2013-12-09 04:49:15 PM
Hey look! Another submitter who doesn't understand what a coroner does...
 
2013-12-09 05:37:39 PM

weazometry: Hunter accidentally shoots his hunting partner. Rushes him to the hospital. After several hours of surgery the doctor emerges from the operating room to speak with his friend.

Hunter: Well, Doc, did he make it?
Doc: He would have if you wouldn't have field dressed him.


I know it's a joke and all, but several hours to realize the patient was field dressed?  They should be able to see that during triage.
 
2013-12-09 06:13:27 PM
" .. elk don't know how many legs a horse's got .."

Bear Claw/Jeremiah Johnsn
 
2013-12-09 09:01:51 PM

Treygreen13: Iknhaton: Supposedly this is the "Funniest Joke in the World":

Guy is hunting with a friend, who he accidentally shoots.  The shooter calls 911: "Oh my god!  I just shot my best friend, I think he's dead!"
The 911 Operator says, "Are you sure he's dead?"
There is a second gunshot, then, "Yes, I'm sure."

You didn't tell it right.

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"


Generally speaking, if you try to tell a joke someone else just told and saying, 'You didn't tell it right' you are the one who doesn't understand comedy.  (Especially if you tell it so the punch line is the same.)
 
2013-12-10 12:07:26 AM

HoratioGates: Treygreen13: Iknhaton: Supposedly this is the "Funniest Joke in the World":

Guy is hunting with a friend, who he accidentally shoots.  The shooter calls 911: "Oh my god!  I just shot my best friend, I think he's dead!"
The 911 Operator says, "Are you sure he's dead?"
There is a second gunshot, then, "Yes, I'm sure."

You didn't tell it right.

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

Generally speaking, if you try to tell a joke someone else just told and saying, 'You didn't tell it right' you are the one who doesn't understand comedy.  (Especially if you tell it so the punch line is the same.)


...no. You couldn't be more wrong. The joke is in the telling, not the punchline. Go watch Norm McDonald's moth joke on Conan and then go tell the basic joke to someone and see if it's the same.
 
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