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(Vile Reviews)   Kanye West has nothing on this list of the biggest douchebags of all time....OF ALL TIME   (vilereviews.com) divider line 51
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2013-12-09 11:16:30 AM
Maybe list should be called "Top Ten Fictional Douchebags Played by People who Probably aren't Douchebags".
 
2013-12-09 11:18:20 AM
Most of these aren't even "Douchebags."  People have forgotten exactly what type of person a D-bag really is, and now it gets thrown around as just a general insult.  Articles like this fail because they don't get the proper characterization right.
 
2013-12-09 11:21:34 AM
i read it as "Kanye West is the biggest douchebag of all time....OF ALL TIME"

which is correct either way
 
2013-12-09 11:24:36 AM

jankyboy: Maybe list should be called "Top Ten Fictional Douchebags Played by People who Probably aren't Douchebags".


Yeah, i was thinking that the biggest difference was the fact that Kanye West is a living, breathing person.
 
2013-12-09 11:25:36 AM
Geez what a farking *lame* article.  All fictional.

And it FAILS COMPLETELY WITHOUT BILL PAXTON AS CHET.
 
2013-12-09 11:28:34 AM
Not only fictional, but specific to horror movies (hence no Chet). A silly list, and a misleading headline, but not of the cool variety.
 
2013-12-09 11:33:55 AM
img69.imageshack.us

Conspicuously absent.
 
2013-12-09 11:36:21 AM
There's leaders and there's followers. But I'd rather be a dick than a swallower.
 
2013-12-09 11:36:24 AM
Frank Cotton

1)  Not a douche so much as totally evil fark.  Different category.

2)  Was pretty damned hot when he had all his skin.
 
2013-12-09 11:42:31 AM
I was expecting Jay-Z or P-Diddy, not a list of fictitious D-bags.
 
2013-12-09 11:49:16 AM
No one on the list is a Douchebag.
They are all very good actors who make you want to hate their characters.

Kanye West is an amateur douchebag.
George W Bush is a professional douchebag.
 
2013-12-09 11:53:20 AM

Diogenes: Frank Cotton

1)  Not a douche so much as totally evil fark.  Different category.

2)  Was pretty damned hot when he had all his skin.


Unlike the creepy man-woman he was bedding at the time. Yeesh, what a beast that chick was.
 
2013-12-09 11:54:22 AM

Fear the Clam: Diogenes: Frank Cotton

1)  Not a douche so much as totally evil fark.  Different category.

2)  Was pretty damned hot when he had all his skin.

Unlike the creepy man-woman he was bedding at the time. Yeesh, what a beast that chick was.


I think it was mostly because he owed her.
 
2013-12-09 12:02:42 PM

ristst: Geez what a farking *lame* article.  All fictional.

And it FAILS COMPLETELY WITHOUT BILL PAXTON AS CHET.  in Near Dark.
FTFY

 
2013-12-09 12:08:18 PM
Animal House had an entire houseful of them. List fails. May I have another?
 
2013-12-09 12:10:30 PM
Is the modmin drunk or is it slip him a 10 spot and get your link green lit day again?

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If you can't read between the lines of sarcasm that was the lamest link I've read on fark in awhile.
 
2013-12-09 12:11:29 PM

Diogenes: I think it was mostly because he owed her.


Nope. He hit that dude when the first met.

"What's your pleasure, Mr Cotton?"
"Mannish women with shoulder pads and plastic earrings."
 
2013-12-09 12:47:25 PM

vudukungfu: No one on the list is a Douchebag.
They are all very good actors who make you want to hate their characters.

Kanye West is an amateur douchebag.
George W Bush is a professional douchebag.


I never saw Bush as a douchebag. He was more of an oblivious know-nothing with a tenuous grasp on governance. Being a douchebag requires a modicum of self awareness where you realize your actions are ostentatious and self aggrandizing, but you stick to your guns because your ego overrides your decency.
 
2013-12-09 01:01:43 PM
John Edward conspicuously absent.
 
2013-12-09 01:09:39 PM
Well that was dumb.
 
2013-12-09 01:16:56 PM
No, but see, yeah he does. 'cause he's REAL.
 
2013-12-09 01:39:51 PM
If a bigger douchbag than Kanye West didn't exist, someone would have to make him (or her) up.
 
2013-12-09 01:43:51 PM
But do any of them have to be at the gym in 26 minutes? I THINK NOT!
 
2013-12-09 02:03:45 PM
It was missing Dr. Frederick Chilton, from Silence of the Lambs.
 
2013-12-09 02:32:07 PM
The Mist is literally my favourite Stephen King story ever and it really bothered me that they cast Mrs. Carmondy as such a young person. I love Marcia Gay Harden but Mrs Carmondy was supposed to be an old hag, the local witch basically.

//douchebag is too nice a word to describe that character
//had a problem with the ending too, not even close to the original story.
 
2013-12-09 02:42:17 PM

MayoSlather: I never saw Bush Obama as a douchebag. He was more of an oblivious know-nothing with a tenuous grasp on governance. Being a douchebag requires a modicum of self awareness where you realize your actions are ostentatious and self aggrandizing, but you stick to your guns because your ego overrides your decency.


FTFY
 
2013-12-09 02:50:22 PM
After seeing 12 years a slave, I declared to the gf that Paul Dano and Garrett Dillahunt are the two sleaziest actors currently working. I can't imagine them as decent human beings given how good they are at playing weasely slime.
 
2013-12-09 02:55:14 PM

AltheaToldMe: MayoSlather: I never saw Bush Obama Politicians as douchebags. He They are more of oblivious know-nothings with a tenuous grasp on governance reality. Being a douchebag requires a modicum of self awareness where you realize your actions are ostentatious and self aggrandizing, but you stick to your guns because your ego overrides your decency.

FTFY


Fixed that for both of you partisan assbags.
 
2013-12-09 03:15:04 PM

johnny queso: After seeing 12 years a slave, I declared to the gf that Paul Dano and Garrett Dillahunt are the two sleaziest actors currently working. I can't imagine them as decent human beings given how good they are at playing weasely slime.


I remember seeing an interview once with an actor (forgot the name) that said he loved to play villians because he could do all the things he wanted to do in real life and get away with it. He said it was very stress relieving to be the bad guy. If he was having a bad day he just brought all the anger and rage to work with him and let it out on film.
 
2013-12-09 03:21:08 PM
blurbrain.comimages.sodahead.com
 
2013-12-09 03:41:13 PM
Get your douchebags, dickwads, dummies and dorks...straight.

Bill Clinton - douchebag
Al Gore - dork
GWB - dummy
Dick Cheney - dickwad
 
2013-12-09 04:06:39 PM

rogue49: Get your douchebags, dickwads, dummies and dorks...straight.

Bill Clinton - douchebag
Al Gore - dork
GWB - dummy
Dick Cheney - dickwad


armedrobbery.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-12-09 04:07:35 PM
I disagree with #1. Frank was just a go-getter.
 
2013-12-09 04:35:47 PM

johnny queso: After seeing 12 years a slave, I declared to the gf that Paul Dano and Garrett Dillahunt are the two sleaziest actors currently working. I can't imagine them as decent human beings given how good they are at playing weasely slime.


Agreed. I despised Paul Dano in There Will Be Blood. But I also didn't hold many of the characters in that flick in high regard either.

I only remember Dillahunt from Winter's Bone and No Country for Old Men. Also hated both characters.

Never liked Jeffrey Jones either. (Fun fact: He's a registered sex offender now.)
 
2013-12-09 04:49:30 PM

sovietski: johnny queso: After seeing 12 years a slave, I declared to the gf that Paul Dano and Garrett Dillahunt are the two sleaziest actors currently working. I can't imagine them as decent human beings given how good they are at playing weasely slime.

Agreed. I despised Paul Dano in There Will Be Blood. But I also didn't hold many of the characters in that flick in high regard either.

I only remember Dillahunt from Winter's Bone and No Country for Old Men. Also hated both characters.

Never liked Jeffrey Jones either. (Fun fact: He's a registered sex offender now.)


Garrett Dillahunt played two separate, but equally sleazy roles in deadwood. Killer of wild bill hickock and hooker-killing, business manager for hearst.
I recall Bill refers to him as coont-eyed.


Also, the terminator in Sarah Connor Chronicles.
 
2013-12-09 05:11:22 PM
Reggie Lee? C'mon, Sgt Wu is cool.
 
2013-12-09 05:14:41 PM
Conspicuously absent:
Scott Disick
 
2013-12-09 05:20:22 PM

johnny queso: sovietski: johnny queso: After seeing 12 years a slave, I declared to the gf that Paul Dano and Garrett Dillahunt are the two sleaziest actors currently working. I can't imagine them as decent human beings given how good they are at playing weasely slime.

I only remember Dillahunt from Winter's Bone and No Country for Old Men. Also hated both characters.

Garrett Dillahunt played two separate, but equally sleazy roles in deadwood. Killer of wild bill hickock and hooker-killing, business manager for hearst.
I recall Bill refers to him as coont-eyed.

Also, the terminator in Sarah Connor Chronicles.


Dillahunt is awesome as Burt in "Raising Hope" on FOX. About as loveable a doofus as you can possibly imagine (and Greg Garcia shows have a way with loveable doofuses). Of course, it's going to be cancelled in about 6 more weeks, but it was pretty good while it lasted.
 
2013-12-09 05:25:41 PM
Luckily for Burke, he meets his demise in an alien attack, because we're sure Ripley would have been much less kind to him.

Actually in the director's cut (or maybe a deleted scene?) she finds him cocooned and gives him a grenade so he can frag himself. Sounds pretty kind given the circumstances.
 
2013-12-09 05:33:19 PM

fusillade762: Luckily for Burke, he meets his demise in an alien attack, because we're sure Ripley would have been much less kind to him.

Actually in the director's cut (or maybe a deleted scene?) she finds him cocooned and gives him a grenade so he can frag himself. Sounds pretty kind given the circumstances.


Also a wasting of a great final slam moment. The scene should have had Burke begging Ripley to kill him, but she just shakes her head and says "Congratulations, Burke. You got your alien." Then she leaves him.
 
2013-12-09 05:53:35 PM

EdgeRunner: fusillade762: Luckily for Burke, he meets his demise in an alien attack, because we're sure Ripley would have been much less kind to him.

Actually in the director's cut (or maybe a deleted scene?) she finds him cocooned and gives him a grenade so he can frag himself. Sounds pretty kind given the circumstances.

Also a wasting of a great final slam moment. The scene should have had Burke begging Ripley to kill him, but she just shakes her head and says "Congratulations, Burke. You got your alien." Then she leaves him.


Yeah, but that's a little to "on-the-nose", as they say. Cheezy. Ripley wasn't really about the one-liners. That's what the "Terminator" movies are for.
 
2013-12-09 07:18:10 PM

Mikey1969: jankyboy: Maybe list should be called "Top Ten Fictional Douchebags Played by People who Probably aren't Douchebags".

Yeah, i was thinking that the biggest difference was the fact that Kanye West is a living, breathing person. Douchbag. With a capitol D

 
2013-12-09 07:43:36 PM

MayoSlather: I never saw Bush as a douchebag.


I see him as a culpable war criminal who ought to swing by his neck.
He held the office.
He knew what he was getting into when he bought his ticket.
 
2013-12-09 08:06:50 PM
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2013-12-09 08:45:35 PM

realmolo: EdgeRunner: fusillade762: Luckily for Burke, he meets his demise in an alien attack, because we're sure Ripley would have been much less kind to him.

Actually in the director's cut (or maybe a deleted scene?) she finds him cocooned and gives him a grenade so he can frag himself. Sounds pretty kind given the circumstances.

Also a wasting of a great final slam moment. The scene should have had Burke begging Ripley to kill him, but she just shakes her head and says "Congratulations, Burke. You got your alien." Then she leaves him.

Yeah, but that's a little to "on-the-nose", as they say. Cheezy. Ripley wasn't really about the one-liners. That's what the "Terminator" movies are for.


I agree, but without some kind of zinger, the scene is flat and unnecessary, which is why it was rightfully cut. As a deleted scene, I'd still like to hear the line, followed by the baby Spaceballs alien popping out and saying "Arr har har har! Irony!"
 
2013-12-09 09:09:21 PM

rhondajeremy: The Mist is literally my favourite Stephen King story ever and it really bothered me that they cast Mrs. Carmondy as such a young person. I love Marcia Gay Harden but Mrs Carmondy was supposed to be an old hag, the local witch basically.

//douchebag is too nice a word to describe that character
//had a problem with the ending too, not even close to the original story.


Man they did such a good job of making you just hate that character.  I saw that movie in the theater, and one of the only things I remember about it is people in the theater clapping when she got shot.  That and the amazingly brutal ending.
 
2013-12-09 09:48:27 PM
/had a goddam monopoly on hate-able kid roles
 
2013-12-09 09:49:11 PM

The Flexecutioner: /had a goddam monopoly on hate-able kid roles


seriously, pic? seriously?!?!?

www.wearysloth.com
 
2013-12-09 10:27:49 PM

ristst: Geez what a farking *lame* article.  All fictional.

And it FAILS COMPLETELY WITHOUT BILL PAXTON AS CHET Hudson.

 
2013-12-09 10:35:48 PM
ponyboysbumpynight.files.wordpress.com

Best Portrayal Of A Douche Played By An Actual Douche. (loved the film though)
 
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