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(ProPublica)   Subby equips Tin Foil Hat. +2 Stamina -3 Paranoia   ( divider line
    More: Scary, NSA, signals intelligences, CIA, Linden Lab, policy framework, virtual world, Second Life, virtual environments  
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2013-12-09 10:26:35 AM  
4 votes:
The NSA reportedly tried to expand the program to Eve online, but the effort was abandoned after the third time the program head's bank account was drained by anonymous hackers using aliases with variations on the word "Goon" in them.
2013-12-09 10:21:53 AM  
4 votes:
From right to left NSA, NSA, CIA, GCNQ, MI6, GQ, Men's Quarterly, NSA, CIA
2013-12-09 10:14:38 AM  
3 votes:

Ralph, plz stop terrorizing


2013-12-09 10:23:43 AM  
2 votes:

Karma Chameleon: Wouldn't paranoia be increased?

No because wrapping your head in tinfoil gives you the confidence that nobody is reading your brainwaves. It also gives you slightly higher resistance to fire damage but you take a -2 penalty against microwave weapons.
2013-12-09 10:15:39 AM  
2 votes:
Don't know why they had to investigate, everything they need to know is in the reamde file.
2013-12-09 12:44:01 PM  
1 vote:
Intercepted Terrorist Chatter:

Pointy Bearded Boss: Aha! I have caught you looking at decadent Western pron. I'll have your head for this!

Wallah Akbar: It's not like it looks. I am using the claws of the Zionist Lion to kill it. No Infidel will think to look for our Jihad on pron sites.

Al-Dilbert Al-Djellibabi: This could be true. Pron is a great place to hide malware. It can serve the Jihad.

Meanwhile at the other end of the Internet:

Pointy Haired Boss:  Aha! I have caught you looking at decadent child pron. I'll have your head for this! Figuratively speeking, of course.

Wally:  It's not like it looks. I am searching the pron sites for terrorist activity. We all know how much the 911 bombers loved lap dances and pron. And besides, everybody knows that pron is already full of terrorist and Commie malware designed to take over our government and corporate websites.

Dilbert: This could be true. The terrorists are using malware and illicit business activities to finance their Jihad.

Wallah Akbar and Wally together:  Thank God for the Enemy. As long as our pointy-headed bosses are ignorant and panicky, we can get away with murder and never do a lick of honest work (ugh!).
2013-12-09 12:14:05 PM  
1 vote:
So what did they do, just spam trade chat with "Death to America!" all day and see who replied?
2013-12-09 10:44:52 AM  
1 vote:
wait..... people still use second life?
2013-12-09 10:43:21 AM  
1 vote:
So some clever CIA employee figured out a way to play WoW on company time. You kind of have to admire that. Now he's going to submit a proposal that terrorists might be hiding messages in porn.
2013-12-09 10:20:37 AM  
1 vote:
It must be easy to be in national security. You just come up with some BS, "What if terrorists are communicating using seashells on the beach?" and then you get paid to hang out at the beach.
2013-12-09 10:17:53 AM  
1 vote:
Well, time to start working fun keywords into conversations at adult furry clubs. Preferably with pole dancing and nudity.

Just to see what happens.

/Answer: nothing
2013-12-09 10:11:18 AM  
1 vote:
but it gives me a +2 fire resistance

/that -10 intelligence is what keeps me away
2013-12-09 08:49:39 AM  
1 vote:

libranoelrose: what a stupid headline 
quiet you

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