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(Washington Post)   Government plans new rating system for senior drivers. Elderly motorists immediately point out none of them have ever run into a tree while using their Smith-Corona   ( divider line
    More: Unlikely, motorists  
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2013-12-09 01:32:15 PM  
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2013-12-09 12:46:34 PM  
2 votes:
It's pretty easy to tell which vehicles are for older drivers. They are beige and have fake fabric roofs.
2013-12-09 03:19:50 PM  
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"On a scale between 0 and 10, how likely is this driver...

1.) Going to confuse the gas and brake pedals?
2.) Inexplicably home in on the nearest farmer's market at high speed?
3.) Expire before getting the key into the ignition?
4.) Remain in the passing lane on the highway at forty two miles per hour, with both left blinker and parking brake on?
5.) Park the vehicle in the front lobby of the retirement community?
6.) Have guardrail abrasions on both sides of the vehicle?"
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