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(Daily Mail)   Meredith Baxter weds for the 4th time, says she's finally through dicking around   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 72
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2013-12-09 11:27:02 AM
Repeat?
 
2013-12-09 11:45:18 AM

Sapper_Topo: Repeat?


Nope, a follow-up.

They got engaged a few months ago.
 
2013-12-09 11:52:51 AM

Principal Clarinet: Sapper_Topo: Repeat?

Nope, a follow-up.

They got engaged a few months ago.


Ahh 10-4 thanks for the clarification. Same picture though.
 
2013-12-09 12:11:00 PM
Use sunscreen, kids.
 
2013-12-09 12:12:27 PM
Brodie: "My Grandmother always used to say "why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free".

T.S. "Quint: She didn't!"

Brodie: "All the time, before she became a lesbian on her 60th Birthday, but that's besides the point".
 
2013-12-09 12:45:55 PM
I guess we know what happened to Ubu.  Woof.
 
2013-12-09 12:53:06 PM
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
Does not approve...
 
2013-12-09 12:59:00 PM
That picture of her is depressing. God she was good looking when she was younger. God am I old.

*sigh*
 
2013-12-09 01:04:12 PM
Almost the same headline too.
 
2013-12-09 01:08:30 PM

Mugato: Brodie: "My Grandmother always used to say "why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free".

T.S. "Quint: She didn't!"

Brodie: "All the time, before she became a lesbian on her 60th Birthday, but that's besides the point".


Just rewatched this last week. Sweet reference.
 
2013-12-09 01:08:32 PM
Cracked.com has less cracks than those faces.
 
2013-12-09 01:11:49 PM

walktoanarcade: Cracked.com has less cracks than those faces.


Too much sun... 
I like to get a tan on occasion, but those pics are proof of what long term damage will look like.
 
2013-12-09 01:19:13 PM
Obviously they are both into leathery skin. It's nice to have something in common the old lady you're going to spend the next 2.5yrs with.
 
2013-12-09 01:30:45 PM
Again, it's like y'all have never seen golfers before.
 
2013-12-09 01:38:52 PM

SDRR: That picture of her is depressing. God she was good looking when she was younger. God am I old.

*sigh*


Her mom was quite the MILF in her day and aged a hell of a lot better too. Stay out of the sun kids.
 
2013-12-09 01:42:45 PM
Mmmmm, hot alligator handbag on alligator handbag action.
 
2013-12-09 01:45:37 PM
Sounds like she's finally got that problem licked.
 
2013-12-09 01:50:34 PM
Leatherfaces!!!!! RUN!!!!
 
2013-12-09 01:54:46 PM
Jay.... I see what you did there ! Now there's beef stew all over my monitor....
 
2013-12-09 01:57:43 PM
Two things I did not know.....one was that Meridith Baxter was gay and two is that her skin looks like fine corinthian leather
 
2013-12-09 02:10:19 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Apparently, she will curse the day she was born a Frankenstein!

/she should have just used a pogo stick
 
2013-12-09 02:13:45 PM

SDRR: That picture of her is depressing. God she was good looking when she was younger. God am I old.

*sigh*


I honestly never found her appealing... maybe when she was young, as in when she was 18-19 she probably looked ok, but in everything I've seen her in... no appeal value at all aside she wasn't fat... just something about her face that reminded me of a squirrel or rat or some other similar animalistic feature.
 
2013-12-09 02:22:27 PM
More proof that real life isn't like porn...
 
2013-12-09 02:29:53 PM

imfallen_angel: SDRR: That picture of her is depressing. God she was good looking when she was younger. God am I old.

*sigh*

I honestly never found her appealing... maybe when she was young, as in when she was 18-19 she probably looked ok, but in everything I've seen her in... no appeal value at all aside she wasn't fat... just something about her face that reminded me of a squirrel or rat or some other similar animalistic feature.


I read her book.  She is massively f-d up.
 
2013-12-09 02:30:25 PM
Whoa! Paul Hogan had a sex change?
 
2013-12-09 02:38:38 PM
Looks like a catcher's mitt got a biatchy PTA President haircut.
 
2013-12-09 02:44:08 PM
Oh FFS, she's 67 with five kids.  And she doesn't appear to be clinging desperately to her lost youth with massive amounts of surgery as a lot of folks in her age group are (cough)SuzanneSommers(cough).

Do a GIS for film she did called My Breast.  It's worth the minute or two to look.  She had one helluva rack in her day.

Bud Bundy:  "Oh gross dad, she must be near a hundred!"
Al Bundy:  "But she's on film, son.  If your mother was on film I'd still be havin' sex with her."
 
2013-12-09 02:44:13 PM
I am the fourth marriage for my wife, and I also dress like a man.

/Such a small world
//She's 66? In my day, she'd be the hottest 66 year old ever!
///Did she apologize to the 3 prior partners for blaming them for bad relationships when in fact, she just didn't realize what she wanted, or lied about it?
 
2013-12-09 02:48:06 PM
Had quite the rack in her younger days. I'm sure it's still there, just quite a bit lower.

NSFW
 
2013-12-09 02:54:03 PM
So, it's Bridget loves Bernice?
 
2013-12-09 02:56:28 PM

SDRR: That picture of her is depressing. God she was good looking when she was younger. God am I old.

*sigh*


She was actually looking pretty good for her age on The Neighbors. It just means that she's getting to the age where she needs to throw at least some makeup on before she wanders out...

And subby? The more I read your headline, the more it makes me chuckle!!
 
2013-12-09 03:00:58 PM
It's tragic. Or at least it was before she got all leathery and stuff.

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-12-09 03:11:20 PM
Just found the Wedding Invite
rlv.zcache.com
 
2013-12-09 03:11:56 PM

CigaretteSmokingMan: So, it's Bridget loves Bernice?


THIS. Came here to say that.

To think that the "Bridget Loves Bernie" sitcom was based on a mixed marriage, while in the real world the audiences would have been shocked to know she didn't really want mixing.
 
2013-12-09 03:14:15 PM

CigaretteSmokingMan: So, it's Bridget loves Bernice?


Oh yeah, I forgot about that show.

Jewboy Gets a Shiksa.

Seriously, that was the premise. And that was daring back then.

farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2013-12-09 03:26:21 PM
 
2013-12-09 03:43:24 PM
At least her spouse has "man hands"
 
2013-12-09 03:47:57 PM
i43.tinypic.com

Said to be pretty shook up about the news.
 
2013-12-09 03:52:08 PM
Straight until menopause isn't news, really. Retirement communities are full of lesbian widows finding new uses for walkers.
 
2013-12-09 03:54:14 PM
She had it right the first time, she married a Bush
 
2013-12-09 03:59:26 PM

imfallen_angel:  something about her face that reminded me of a squirrel or rat or some other similar animalistic feature.


It's the thin lips and overbite.
 
2013-12-09 04:00:20 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i43.tinypic.com image 396x594]

Said to be pretty shook up about the news.


you magnificent t bastage....
this is why you're green.

/still chuckling...
 
2013-12-09 04:01:54 PM
I'm pretty sure they use saddle soap for moisturizer.
 
2013-12-09 04:03:32 PM

jaybeezey: Obviously they are both into leathery skin. It's nice to have something in common the old lady you're going to spend the next 2.5yrs with.



No kidding.  Way too much time in the skin for both of those women.
 
2013-12-09 04:04:20 PM

FrancoFile: jaybeezey: Obviously they are both into leathery skin. It's nice to have something in common the old lady you're going to spend the next 2.5yrs with.


No kidding.  Way too much time in the skin sun for both of those women.


FTFM
 
2013-12-09 04:07:18 PM
Do the leses have tops and bottoms? Wonder which one's which...
 
2013-12-09 04:33:34 PM
Through Dicking around you say... batteries not included of course. bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....
 
2013-12-09 04:33:47 PM

FrancoFile: jaybeezey: Obviously they are both into leathery skin. It's nice to have something in common the old lady you're going to spend the next 2.5yrs with.

No kidding.  Way too much time in the skin for both of those women.


content8.flixster.com
Moar lotion!
 
2013-12-09 04:41:24 PM
She seems to be having a hard time finding someone to give a shiat.
 
2013-12-09 04:56:14 PM

Dragonflew: imfallen_angel:  something about her face that reminded me of a squirrel or rat or some other similar animalistic feature.

It's the thin lips and overbite.


Yep... added to the cheeks that looks like she's been sucking smoking cigars since she was 2 (the whole very pronounced round creases)

Something that's a complete ick factor for me.
 
2013-12-09 05:00:31 PM

offacue: I'm pretty sure they use saddle soap for moisturizer.


To clean it maybe.. but moisturize... I'd go more nightly application of Lederbalsam.
 
2013-12-09 05:08:44 PM
For some reason I was thinking of the wife from "Eight is Enough" and thought the headline was a reference to Dick van Patten. I need coffee.
 
2013-12-09 05:20:58 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i43.tinypic.com image 396x594]

Said to be pretty shook up about the news.


You know you could have made that image jitter in about 30 seconds.
 
2013-12-09 05:54:52 PM

foo monkey: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i43.tinypic.com image 396x594]

Said to be pretty shook up about the news.

You know you could have made that image jitter in about 30 seconds.




Just grab your monitor and shake it. It saves me 30 seconds, and you still get a good laugh.
 
2013-12-09 06:03:39 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: foo monkey: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i43.tinypic.com image 396x594]

Said to be pretty shook up about the news.

You know you could have made that image jitter in about 30 seconds.



Just grab your monitor and shake it. It saves me 30 seconds, and you still get a good laugh.


I'm riding a computer train reading this on a shaky smart phone. So I'm getting a kick of of that.
 
2013-12-09 06:06:44 PM

Brick-House: I'm riding a computer train

spatialdrift.com


CHOOOOO CHOOOOO!!!
 
2013-12-09 06:27:37 PM

Dragonflew: imfallen_angel:  something about her face that reminded me of a squirrel or rat or some other similar animalistic feature.

It's the thin lips and overbite.


blsciblogs.baruch.cuny.edu

Not based on a real squirrel.
 
2013-12-09 07:07:48 PM

jaytkay: CigaretteSmokingMan: So, it's Bridget loves Bernice?

Oh yeah, I forgot about that show.

Jewboy Gets a Shiksa.

Seriously, that was the premise. And that was daring back then.


Nowadays, it's a subplot on "Big Bang Theory".
 
2013-12-09 07:17:20 PM
....that's one wrinkly couple of dykes
 
2013-12-09 08:24:07 PM
Saw her on an extended interview 20+ years ago on the local Minneapolis show Good Company* and she came off as a stone cold biatch.

*Good Company was the program Jerry Lundegards wife was watching when the Marlboro Man and the Funny Looking Guy busted into the house in order to kidnap her.
 
2013-12-09 09:41:37 PM
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That's some fine Corinthian leather.

(I hope I do as well when I'm 65)
 
2013-12-09 09:44:41 PM
Well she couldn't keep a man happy she might as well try a woman
 
2013-12-09 10:29:16 PM
Wow, watching those two go at it's gotta be like slapping two pieces of old leather together.
 
2013-12-09 11:35:55 PM

Sybarite: Use sunscreen, kids.


This! They both need to stay the hell out of the sun forever.
 
2013-12-09 11:40:56 PM
What I remember most about her besides being on Family Ties is doing a movie of the week about bulimia. I have no clue why that movie is stuck in my memory bank.

Kate's Secret
 
2013-12-09 11:41:54 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkUfarkYJqvg
Here's the entire movie, if you're so inclined.
 
2013-12-10 01:06:44 AM
www.meloveletters.com
/hot
//incidentally these two's names are Shirley and Jenny
 
2013-12-10 02:01:27 AM
I watched Meredith Baxter when she was still a lass on 'Petticoat Junction'. Oh my.

The following (hotlinked) pic is the best color image I could find that seems to be about the right age:

 guywebster.com
 
2013-12-10 02:15:20 AM
Suddenly I'm feeling hungry for a dried out pastrami sammich.
 
2013-12-10 09:59:28 AM
You know why I love Fark? This thread is mostly about how overly tanned these lesbians are and not obvious cornball jokes about lesbians.
 
2013-12-10 04:49:34 PM
She looks good for 67.  WTF?  That is Cher's age and you would make fun of her for too much plastic surgery.

WHAT IS IT THAT YOU PEOPLE WANT????

 
2013-12-10 05:56:03 PM

Crotchrocket Slim: You know why I love Fark? This thread is mostly about how overly tanned these lesbians are and not obvious cornball jokes about lesbians.


We save that for attractive lesbos
 
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