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(Daily Mail)   Beer, sex, bacon, hey nice butt, sex, beer, sleep, she's cute, BEWBS, Beer, sleep, sex, sleep, food   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 60
    More: Obvious, Stanford University School of Medicine, nuclear magnetic resonances, Nature Communications, normal functions, Electrical phenomena  
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2013-12-08 07:27:36 PM
Hey nice butt sex?  No.
 
2013-12-08 09:32:19 PM
the perfect day
 
2013-12-08 09:32:40 PM
The read the mind of a farker?
 
2013-12-08 09:47:54 PM
I wish they'd hurry up with the thought recorder before my brain stops thinking anything worth recording.
 
2013-12-08 10:13:56 PM
This is the type of headline I encounter whenever I recommend Fark to a non-Farker. Thanks a lot Fark!
 
2013-12-09 12:16:36 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

"Hey there plastic brain, how's it going?"

"Not bad, you?"
 
2013-12-09 12:18:50 AM
Boobs would be first. Boobs are always first.
 
2013-12-09 12:22:09 AM
I think about vaginas too.
 
2013-12-09 12:23:29 AM
Subby forgot about picturing her giving a slobbering sloppy blowjob on her way across the parking lot
 
2013-12-09 12:23:42 AM
www.guy-sports.com

www.guy-sports.com
 
2013-12-09 12:28:51 AM
img.fark.net

Approves.
 
2013-12-09 12:30:27 AM
What is the point of this image, anyway?

img2u.info

More pointless stock photos thrown into the article? They might as well put Hitler Girl in the article.
 
2013-12-09 12:34:49 AM
lh4.ggpht.com
 
2013-12-09 12:35:36 AM

LesserEvil: What is the point of this image, anyway?

[img2u.info image 634x501]

More pointless stock photos thrown into the article? They might as well put Hitler Girl in the article.


They should have tied the article in with a kayak autoplay ad and cashed in.

img.scoop.it
 
2013-12-09 12:40:47 AM
My God. Do you know what this means? It means that this damn thing doesn't work at all!

a57.foxnews.com
 
2013-12-09 12:42:35 AM
Penis.
 
2013-12-09 12:43:12 AM
Typical researcher hyperbole.  They see an increase in activity in the interparietal region during numerical thinking...no surprises there.  And they report that as "eavesdropping" which is quite an overstatement and popular science journalism is like "They can read your thoughts now!".  They still have no clue what the actual thoughts are...just that they are math-y or something.
 
2013-12-09 12:46:32 AM

Danger Avoid Death: LesserEvil: What is the point of this image, anyway?

[img2u.info image 634x501]

More pointless stock photos thrown into the article? They might as well put Hitler Girl in the article.

They should have tied the article in with a kayak autoplay ad and cashed in.

[img.scoop.it image 467x263]


Analysis of a Fark troll?
 
2013-12-09 12:47:06 AM

berylman: Typical researcher hyperbole.  They see an increase in activity in the interparietal region during numerical thinking...no surprises there.  And they report that as "eavesdropping" which is quite an overstatement and popular science journalism is like "They can read your thoughts now!".  They still have no clue what the actual thoughts are...just that they are math-y or something.


nbcprohockeytalk.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-12-09 12:48:14 AM

me texan: Hey nice butt sex?  No.


Nice butt sex is nice.
 
2013-12-09 12:50:29 AM
Beer, sex, bacon, hey nice butt sex, beer, sleep, she's cute, BEWBS, Beer, sleep, sex, sleep, food

FTFY
 
2013-12-09 12:56:15 AM
I'm okay with mind-reading so long as it's ONE WAY.

i don't even want to think about what happens when they use phase-adjugate techniques to stimulate specific neurons in realtime... can't be good. not cool. do not want.

and yet, it may be that no one asks me. Best go take enough psychedelics that I burn out my ability to use a deck now...

/what's the future like? "Simpsons Gibson did it!"
 
2013-12-09 12:58:27 AM
 
2013-12-09 01:05:21 AM

Cymbal: I think about vaginas too.


You should have your mind steam cleaned.
 
2013-12-09 01:16:08 AM
FTFA: "but this (apparatus) is something you can walk with - as a patient of course,' Parvizi said."

Protip; we already walk around with apparatus that lets anyone read our minds - just tap our smartphones.
 
2013-12-09 01:20:25 AM
Pussy, money, weed...
 
2013-12-09 01:32:31 AM
NSA: CEEEEEEEE-lebrate good times come on! (We're gonna fark your brains out!)
 
2013-12-09 01:57:07 AM
Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam; spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam; or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
 
2013-12-09 01:58:15 AM
Get out my HEAAAAAD, SUBBY!
 
2013-12-09 02:00:14 AM

bdub77: the perfect day


exactly, my idea of perfection summarised in a headline.
 
2013-12-09 02:22:50 AM

berylman: Typical researcher hyperbole.  They see an increase in activity in the interparietal region during numerical thinking...no surprises there.  And they report that as "eavesdropping" which is quite an overstatement and popular science journalism is like "They can read your thoughts now!".  They still have no clue what the actual thoughts are...just that they are math-y or something.


It's a story about science in the Daily Mail. Don't expect any better.


i734.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-09 02:35:56 AM

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: me texan: Hey nice butt sex?  No.

Nice butt sex is nice.


Some people enjoy rough angry butt sex.
 
2013-12-09 02:52:54 AM

berylman: Typical researcher hyperbole.  They see an increase in activity in the interparietal region during numerical thinking...no surprises there.  And they report that as "eavesdropping" which is quite an overstatement and popular science journalism is like "They can read your thoughts now!".  They still have no clue what the actual thoughts are...just that they are math-y or something.


This.


Gordon Bennett: It's a story about science in the Daily Mail. Don't expect any bette


And then this too.
 
2013-12-09 03:17:56 AM

Gordon Bennett: berylman: Typical researcher hyperbole.  They see an increase in activity in the interparietal region during numerical thinking...no surprises there.  And they report that as "eavesdropping" which is quite an overstatement and popular science journalism is like "They can read your thoughts now!".  They still have no clue what the actual thoughts are...just that they are math-y or something.

It's a story about science in the Daily Mail. Don't expect any better.


[i734.photobucket.com image 446x640]



i.imgur.com
img708.imageshack.us

 
2013-12-09 03:39:36 AM

100 Watt Walrus: Gordon Bennett: berylman: Typical researcher hyperbole.  They see an increase in activity in the interparietal region during numerical thinking...no surprises there.  And they report that as "eavesdropping" which is quite an overstatement and popular science journalism is like "They can read your thoughts now!".  They still have no clue what the actual thoughts are...just that they are math-y or something.

It's a story about science in the Daily Mail. Don't expect any better.


[i734.photobucket.com image 446x640]


[i.imgur.com image 350x66]
[img708.imageshack.us image 396x317]


The Daily Mail: Turning the unwashed masses into the brainwashed masses since nineteen canteen.
 
2013-12-09 03:39:49 AM
Ladies, it's true.  We think about boobs all the damn time.  When we aren't thinking about boobs, we're thinking about food.  Want to put us in heaven?  Bring us a sammich naked.

While I'm being honest with you.  No, that outfit does not make you look fat.  The two pints of Haagen-Dazs you had for lunch do that.
 
2013-12-09 03:47:40 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-12-09 06:54:54 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com

Approves
 
2013-12-09 07:30:48 AM
stand-upcomedyworkshop.com

"Women say they have sexual thoughts too. They have no idea.
It's the difference between shooting a bullet and throwing it.
If they knew what we were really thinking, they'd never. Stop.
Slapping. Us."
 
2013-12-09 07:45:46 AM

EsqueletoAtheist: [img.fark.net image 640x640]

Approves.


Sure, that's how it starts.



Then too much of this... Probably NSFW*

Then you're this guy.


www.filmfreakcentral.net


/* panties and bra. suggestive pose
 
2013-12-09 07:46:12 AM

Hyperbolic Hyperbole: Man, I'd like to put my face in there. Right in there. Tartar sauce. My hips are cold. Tartar sauce. That's when you know its cold. I like eating pussy. Tartar sauce. A lot of guys don't. Well maybe they do. Maybe that's just black guys. Tartar sauce. What happened to the guy who was trying to fly around the world in a balloon? Did he make it? I should put some espionage or stolen plutonium in my novel. Tartar sauce. Spice it up. Neil Young. fark, its cold. Neil Young. Wh-why am I thinking about Neil Young. Neil Diamond. Neil... Theres not a lot of famous Neils. Is this Wednesday? I wish I had two dicks. I thought the whole family was going to learn Spanish together this year. That never really happened. I haven't had a Spanish omelette in a long time. Here we go.


Something fishy about this post...
 
2013-12-09 08:10:03 AM
 
2013-12-09 08:53:13 AM
Beer, sex, bacon, hey nice butt, sex, beer, sleep, she's cute, BEWBS, Beer, sleep, sex, sleep, food

Suddenly, I'm reminded of the old Spike TV adverts when the station first rolled out.
 
2013-12-09 08:58:11 AM

Danger Avoid Death: Cymbal: I think about vaginas too.

You should have your mind steam cleaned.


legacy-cdn.smosh.com

Eye bleach
 
2013-12-09 09:13:37 AM
you forgot "nothing"

For the record ladies we are just paying attention to whatever is going on but not evaluating it or focusing on something else, it's not like we turn off our brains.  that we save for your 40 minute rants about the nothing that happened during your day.  It is a survival technique, yours and ours.
 
2013-12-09 09:17:28 AM
If a man could actually read women's thoughts, I believe that he would go stark, raving mad within minutes. On the other hand, if women could actually read our thoughts, they would probably put on about 10 layers of bulky clothes, lock themselves in a room, and never come out.
 
2013-12-09 09:20:40 AM
Subby, get outta my brain!
 
2013-12-09 09:30:47 AM
you want a job? submit to the brain scan! may my kids never see this become reality...
 
2013-12-09 09:42:01 AM
 
2013-12-09 09:43:03 AM

mod3072: if women could actually read our thoughts


There was a stand-up comic (name forgotten) who proposed that if this ever happened, there would be no force on earth that could get women to stop hitting us.
 
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