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(Time)   So it's come to this: Fifty Shades of Grey, the Underwear   (newsfeed.time.com) divider line 61
    More: Stupid, shades of gray, underwear, E.L. James, lingerie  
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2013-12-08 10:38:26 PM  
mine are 50 shades of brown
 
2013-12-08 10:55:28 PM  
indulgy.net
 
2013-12-08 11:40:21 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-12-09 12:04:52 AM  
Over in one

/ewwww
 
2013-12-09 12:05:48 AM  
So, it has xkcd.
 
2013-12-09 12:08:10 AM  
I really only have the patience for 7 or 8 shades of gray. 50 is just way too many to deal with.
 
2013-12-09 12:09:25 AM  
Had that problem until I started using Clorox 2....
 
2013-12-09 12:13:11 AM  
My underwear used to always be grey because I washed it with my jeans. I was grateful to my aunt's housekeeper when she explained it. But then again, I didn't really care.

Speaking of grey, My Ex Wife (3)
 
2013-12-09 12:18:21 AM  
Is not amused:

0.tqn.com
 
2013-12-09 12:21:27 AM  

cretinbob: mine are 50 shades of brown


An old married couple are at the doctor's office for the old man's physical.

The doctor tells the old man, "I'm going to need a stool sample, a urine sample, and a semen sample".

"What'd he say?" the old man asks his wife.

To which the wife shouted back, "HE SAID HE NEEDS YOUR SHORTS!"
 
2013-12-09 12:48:12 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: cretinbob: mine are 50 shades of brown

An old married couple are at the doctor's office for the old man's physical.

The doctor tells the old man, "I'm going to need a stool sample, a urine sample, and a semen sample".

"What'd he say?" the old man asks his wife.

To which the wife shouted back, "HE SAID HE NEEDS YOUR SHORTS!"


edgeofthefringe.files.wordpress.com

"Hey, underwear is my middle name..."
 
2013-12-09 12:50:42 AM  
Oh...Crap.
 
2013-12-09 01:04:54 AM  
I've seen some shots of the underwear around. I didn't like the cut of the underpants but the bras looked better than I expected.
 
2013-12-09 01:15:04 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: cretinbob: mine are 50 shades of brown

An old married couple are at the doctor's office for the old man's physical.

The doctor tells the old man, "I'm going to need a stool sample, a urine sample, and a semen sample".

"What'd he say?" the old man asks his wife.

To which the wife shouted back, "HE SAID HE NEEDS YOUR SHORTS!"


I couldn't help but read that in Gilbert Gottfried's voice, and now you're reading this in his voice!

/HOLY F**K, IS THIS WRONG!
//But holy hell, is it erotic!
 
2013-12-09 01:16:36 AM  
i131.photobucket.com

you were saying?
 
2013-12-09 01:17:57 AM  
Uhhhh, there have already been tons of mockup lines of lingerie regarding this book. Have been for the past couple years.

C'mon Fark, at least try to stay within the last 6 months.

/adjusts his 50 Shades of Grey tie.
 
2013-12-09 01:29:27 AM  

log_jammin: [i131.photobucket.com image 800x600]

you were saying?


Those must be 'shopped, since they're selling them in sizes other than XXL.
 
2013-12-09 01:36:35 AM  
My grandmother might have worn those knickers. Fail.
 
2013-12-09 01:46:59 AM  

LonMead: Danger Avoid Death: cretinbob: mine are 50 shades of brown

An old married couple are at the doctor's office for the old man's physical.

The doctor tells the old man, "I'm going to need a stool sample, a urine sample, and a semen sample".

"What'd he say?" the old man asks his wife.

To which the wife shouted back, "HE SAID HE NEEDS YOUR SHORTS!"

[edgeofthefringe.files.wordpress.com image 850x477]

"Hey, underwear is my middle name..."


"Hey, safety is my middle name."

"I thought his middle name was Lewis?!"

lh6.ggpht.com
 
2013-12-09 02:02:02 AM  

Repo Man: Speaking of grey, My Ex Wife (3)


"White separatist". I laughed.
 
2013-12-09 02:10:39 AM  
truedemocracyparty.net
 
2013-12-09 02:15:12 AM  
I say anything that makes women think about bondage is ok in my book.
 
2013-12-09 02:19:04 AM  
If it's nice looking lingerie, then have at it ladies.

/loves a pretty woman in nice lingerie
 
2013-12-09 02:28:52 AM  

Vertdang: /loves a pretty woman in nice lingerie


I find that my biggest sexual fetish is a naked woman I find attractive that wants to have sex with me.
 
2013-12-09 02:35:00 AM  

Sid_6.7: Vertdang: /loves a pretty woman in nice lingerie

I find that my biggest sexual fetish is a naked woman I find attractive that wants to have sex with me.


Yeah. Me too. I hate having such high standards.
 
2013-12-09 02:43:30 AM  

Sid_6.7: Vertdang: /loves a pretty woman in nice lingerie

I find that my biggest sexual fetish is a naked woman I find attractive that wants to have sex with me.


Well, to each his own.
 
2013-12-09 02:48:35 AM  

Sid_6.7: Vertdang: /loves a pretty woman in nice lingerie

I find that my biggest sexual fetish is a naked woman I find attractive that wants to have sex with me.



A naked woman who wants to have sex with you is fine, but the lingerie is a nice addition.

Look at it this way, don't you enjoy your Christmas presents a little bit more when they have a nice giftwrap job?
 
2013-12-09 03:15:31 AM  
granny panties FTW
 
2013-12-09 03:17:05 AM  
I have not read 50 Shades of Gray. I do not plan to read it. Would someone please summarize it to me in twenty words or less? Thank you.
 
2013-12-09 03:21:33 AM  

red5ish: I have not read 50 Shades of Gray. I do not plan to read it. Would someone please summarize it to me in twenty words or less? Thank you.


Passive-aggressive serial abuser cons bored housewife into thinking getting beaten up is kinky.
 
2013-12-09 03:23:22 AM  
All my skivvies are wool.
 
2013-12-09 03:35:32 AM  

LonMead: red5ish: I have not read 50 Shades of Gray. I do not plan to read it. Would someone please summarize it to me in twenty words or less? Thank you.

Passive-aggressive serial abuser cons bored housewife into thinking getting beaten up is kinky.


Kind of like I Love Lucy.
 
2013-12-09 03:49:18 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: LonMead: red5ish: I have not read 50 Shades of Gray. I do not plan to read it. Would someone please summarize it to me in twenty words or less? Thank you.

Passive-aggressive serial abuser cons bored housewife into thinking getting beaten up is kinky.

Kind of like I Love Lucy.


Only less realistic.
 
2013-12-09 03:56:22 AM  
"We did not for a minute think about domination/leather aesthetic,"

And that is why you FAIL.
 
2013-12-09 04:17:49 AM  

LonMead: Danger Avoid Death: LonMead: red5ish: I have not read 50 Shades of Gray. I do not plan to read it. Would someone please summarize it to me in twenty words or less? Thank you.

Passive-aggressive serial abuser cons bored housewife into thinking getting beaten up is kinky.

Kind of like I Love Lucy.

Only less realistic.


And you guys read it?
imageshack.us
Holy sh*tsnacks.
 
2013-12-09 04:28:42 AM  

red5ish: LonMead: Danger Avoid Death: LonMead: red5ish: I have not read 50 Shades of Gray. I do not plan to read it. Would someone please summarize it to me in twenty words or less? Thank you.

Passive-aggressive serial abuser cons bored housewife into thinking getting beaten up is kinky.

Kind of like I Love Lucy.

Only less realistic.

And you guys read it?

Holy sh*tsnacks.


Actually, that's my Mom's review of it. She read about a third of it, skipped to the end, then deleted it from her Kindle. Then went out and bought a new Kindle (timing could have been a coincidence).
 
2013-12-09 04:45:00 AM  
It's nice it comes in multiple colors but considering the women you see reading the book the sizes should range from humongous to planetoid.
wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net
 
2013-12-09 04:57:55 AM  
I think I saw some of these around here. I was a little horrified when I saw them, since I didn't know why they were even here. I don't know why the local Goodwill insists on selling crap like that, even if it is for a good cause. 

www.lifewithlevi.com
 
2013-12-09 05:05:51 AM  
YYYYEEEEEAAAARRRRGGGH!

Serious eyebleach, STAT!
iv1.lisimg.comcdn5.showstalker.net
www.pop-topia.com
 
2013-12-09 06:51:26 AM  
log_jammin: That Duck Dynasty underwear should not exist... did I get off on the wrong reality?
 
2013-12-09 07:12:17 AM  

DarkSoulNoHope: LonMead: Danger Avoid Death: cretinbob: mine are 50 shades of brown

An old married couple are at the doctor's office for the old man's physical.

The doctor tells the old man, "I'm going to need a stool sample, a urine sample, and a semen sample".

"What'd he say?" the old man asks his wife.

To which the wife shouted back, "HE SAID HE NEEDS YOUR SHORTS!"

[edgeofthefringe.files.wordpress.com image 850x477]

"Hey, underwear is my middle name..."

"Hey, safety is my middle name."

"I thought his middle name was Lewis?!"

[lh6.ggpht.com image 244x134]


images3.cinema.de
...red rover, red rover let Wendy bend over.

/relevant
 
2013-12-09 08:03:15 AM  
There s no 'grey', what are we, canines?
Life is  allblack and white. 100%. No grey. Only black or white.

/accepts that this makes psychologists/psychiatrists sigh and/or grind their teeth.
 
2013-12-09 08:14:55 AM  

YoOjo: Life is  all black and white.


This is not a black and white world
To be alive
I say the colours must swirl

/so old
 
2013-12-09 08:17:48 AM  
Cool story, Bro.
When I was in high school in the 1970s, one of my classmates was a model for catalogs.
An underwear model.
A female underwear model.
Not sure where I was going with that, but you better believe every boy in school had her firmly, vicariously in his fist on weekends.
/CSB.

50 shades of grey is what my tighty whities looked like back then.
 
2013-12-09 08:25:35 AM  

LonMead: red5ish: I have not read 50 Shades of Gray. I do not plan to read it. Would someone please summarize it to me in twenty words or less? Thank you.

Passive-aggressive serial abuser cons bored housewife dumbass college girl into thinking getting beaten is kinky proves to him that she loves him.


FTFY, but bored housewives do love this shiat.

/read the first book
/still regretting it a year later
 
2013-12-09 08:42:34 AM  

hardinparamedic: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 396x300]


We're done.
 
2013-12-09 09:01:12 AM  

cretinbob: mine are 50 shades of brown


Santorum?
 
2013-12-09 09:31:29 AM  
Doesn't matter if the lingerie is "tame" so long as it's inexpensive; that stuff tends to get torn up in the course of a good evening.
 
2013-12-09 09:37:36 AM  

Wingchild: Doesn't matter if the lingerie is "tame" so long as it's inexpensive; that stuff tends to get torn up in the course of a good evening.


Maybe if you bought a size that fit you it would last longer.

/Be here all week.
//Try the veal.
 
2013-12-09 10:01:32 AM  
The fascination with 50 Shades still makes no sense to me. I've read and written better. Did the media just discover porn or something?
 
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