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(Huffington Post)   Move over, Knockout Game. There's a new, even more terrifying trend sweeping the youth of America: butt slapping   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 77
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2013-12-08 08:12:31 PM  
Dear outraged citizens.... GROW THE fark UP... if this was your beloved foosball team slapping each others butts, it would be perfectly acceptable...

"Wahh pay attention to me! I'm a victim!"
 
2013-12-08 09:12:38 PM  
The Knockout Game, while real, was subsequently shown not to be a trend. I suspect the same will happen in this case.
 
2013-12-08 09:15:06 PM  
Wait til they find out about rainbow parties
 
2013-12-08 09:18:44 PM  
I'll slap that ass like a looter in a riot.
 
2013-12-08 09:37:21 PM  
It will never overtake wet willies, purple nurples or towel snaps.
 
2013-12-08 09:51:13 PM  
I hate to break this to folks, but butt grabbing was sort of a thing back when I was in middle school--for those keeping track, that was back in like 1980. Yes, we hooligans would be on the playground and chase girls, grab their butts, and then get slapped for our efforts.

As we were in like 5th grade, it was totally worth it. And oddly enough, some gals didn't run all that fast either. Kids be trying to figure out their awakening sexuality a LOT earlier than a lot of folks seem to think they should. That's not a trend, that's just part of growing the heck up. Yup, boys make some boneheaded mistakes. Girls too. We sometimes don't express those pangs of sexuality in ways that are all Hallmark moments...
 
2013-12-08 10:42:19 PM  
She'd never heard of it before and she's horrified?

Is this satire? This is satire, right?
 
2013-12-08 10:58:06 PM  

hubiestubert: I hate to break this to folks, but butt grabbing was sort of a thing back when I was in middle school--for those keeping track, that was back in like 1980. Yes, we hooligans would be on the playground and chase girls, grab their butts, and then get slapped for our efforts.

As we were in like 5th grade, it was totally worth it. And oddly enough, some gals didn't run all that fast either. Kids be trying to figure out their awakening sexuality a LOT earlier than a lot of folks seem to think they should. That's not a trend, that's just part of growing the heck up. Yup, boys make some boneheaded mistakes. Girls too. We sometimes don't express those pangs of sexuality in ways that are all Hallmark moments...


Lies and damn lies!!!

No one has genitals until they're married!!!!

Sinner!!!!!
 
2013-12-08 11:02:08 PM  
Butts? We grabbed girls' titties in hopes that they wouldn't be too offended. I'm just kidding, I had a hard enough time talking to girls I liked. Hell, the sluttiest girl in school asked ME to homecoming and I still didn't get laid.
 
2013-12-08 11:09:58 PM  

Anne.Uumellmahaye: She'd never heard of it before and she's horrified?

Is this satire? This is satire, right?


If only...
 
2013-12-08 11:11:21 PM  

doglover: hubiestubert: I hate to break this to folks, but butt grabbing was sort of a thing back when I was in middle school--for those keeping track, that was back in like 1980. Yes, we hooligans would be on the playground and chase girls, grab their butts, and then get slapped for our efforts.

As we were in like 5th grade, it was totally worth it. And oddly enough, some gals didn't run all that fast either. Kids be trying to figure out their awakening sexuality a LOT earlier than a lot of folks seem to think they should. That's not a trend, that's just part of growing the heck up. Yup, boys make some boneheaded mistakes. Girls too. We sometimes don't express those pangs of sexuality in ways that are all Hallmark moments...

Lies and damn lies!!!

No one has genitals until they're married!!!!

Sinner!!!!!


I have told folks over and over again, that I am NOT good people...
 
2013-12-08 11:57:07 PM  
I am genuinely impressed that HuffPo didn't try to sensationalize the issue.
 
2013-12-08 11:58:40 PM  
Land O'Lakes resident Tonya Thompson

Battery? More like "buttery", amirite??
 
2013-12-09 12:01:24 AM  
 
2013-12-09 12:03:28 AM  
static.someecards.com
 
2013-12-09 12:05:24 AM  
content.clearchannel.com
 
2013-12-09 12:06:31 AM  
I have no problem with the butt slapping trend. In my experience it's often accompanied by shouts of "yeah! fark me harder!", or something of a similar nature.

/dnrtfa
 
2013-12-09 12:06:34 AM  

Anne.Uumellmahaye: She'd never heard of it before and she's horrified?

Is this satire? This is satire, right?


That's what I'm thinking.. This has to be a joke, or something they copied from The Onion, right?
 
2013-12-09 12:08:28 AM  
I believe they should be tapping that ass, not slapping it.
 
2013-12-09 12:10:53 AM  
The teacher turned around while my arm was extended
She looked me in the face and said, "Prince you're suspended."
I said, "You're tripping, it's just a bad habit
She put it in my face, she must've wanted me to grab it!"
- Will Smif, 1987
 
2013-12-09 12:14:35 AM  
What's wrong with butt slapping? Every woman whose butt I've slapped enjoyed it. Some asked for more, others told me to choke them. As long as you're not fat or super ugly, it's not sexual harassment.
 
2013-12-09 12:18:12 AM  
Prepare to panic! Not yet but prepare!
 
2013-12-09 12:25:03 AM  

real_headhoncho: It will never overtake wet willies, purple nurples or towel snaps.


..or Cleveland Steamers and Donkey Punches.
 
2013-12-09 12:28:28 AM  
"I never heard of it until it happened to my daughter. I was very shocked," Thompson said.

Ahhh first time for you and your daughter huh fatso? Its a compliment to get smacked on the ass says my wife, then again this fat ass is suing so she can hire Hagen and Daz to represent her.
/either hot and divorce without any money or fat and pissed, either way the plump biatch will get rich

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-12-09 12:30:52 AM  
Thread needs more butts.
 
2013-12-09 12:44:06 AM  

sendtodave: Thread needs more butts.


Okay, since Banned on the Run isn't here, I guess I'll give it a try.

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW
 
2013-12-09 12:44:22 AM  
Butt thread?
/popcorn :)
 
2013-12-09 12:52:37 AM  
Simpsonstowelslapping.jpgb
 
2013-12-09 12:55:34 AM  
When I was in the 5th grade (mid-eighties), we used to play a game called "AIDS" at recess. It was essentially a game of tag, but the girls would dig their fingernails into the boys arms to leave marks & draw blood, while the boys would snap the backs of their training bras.

Good times.
 
2013-12-09 12:55:49 AM  
 
2013-12-09 12:56:10 AM  
*SMACK*

Good game!
 
2013-12-09 01:00:26 AM  
Presidential level but slapping.

img.metro.co.uk
 
2013-12-09 01:03:47 AM  
 
2013-12-09 01:24:59 AM  

Smeggy Smurf: [static.someecards.com image 420x294]


I guarantee you your macro image is mistaken.
 
2013-12-09 01:25:25 AM  
 
2013-12-09 01:29:27 AM  

doglover: hubiestubert: I hate to break this to folks, but butt grabbing was sort of a thing back when I was in middle school--for those keeping track, that was back in like 1980. Yes, we hooligans would be on the playground and chase girls, grab their butts, and then get slapped for our efforts.

As we were in like 5th grade, it was totally worth it. And oddly enough, some gals didn't run all that fast either. Kids be trying to figure out their awakening sexuality a LOT earlier than a lot of folks seem to think they should. That's not a trend, that's just part of growing the heck up. Yup, boys make some boneheaded mistakes. Girls too. We sometimes don't express those pangs of sexuality in ways that are all Hallmark moments...

Lies and damn lies!!!

No one has genitals until they're married!!!!

Sinner!!!!!


No one has them after marriage, either...
 
2013-12-09 01:34:58 AM  
Do you mean putting your two index fingers together and then shoving it up your classmate's butt as a surprise prank is sexual harassment?
 
2013-12-09 01:40:34 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: The Knockout Game, while real, was subsequently shown not to be a trend. I suspect the same will happen in this case.


Not if you believe what people were posting last night. One guy actually posted a link to his blog, talking about how the "Knock Out Game" was actually the opening salvo of the One True Race War.
 
2013-12-09 01:40:57 AM  

GreenSun: Do you mean putting your two index fingers together and then shoving it up your classmate's butt as a surprise prank is sexual harassment?


as your attorney, my advice to you would be to never use less than 3.
 
2013-12-09 01:42:44 AM  

hardinparamedic: Bathia_Mapes: The Knockout Game, while real, was subsequently shown not to be a trend. I suspect the same will happen in this case.

Not if you believe what people were posting last night. One guy actually posted a link to his blog, talking about how the "Knock Out Game" was actually the opening salvo of the One True Race War.


How very Manson Family Values.
 
2013-12-09 01:45:58 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: How very Manson Family Values.


Say what you want about white supremacy. At least it's an ethos.

img.fark.net
 
2013-12-09 01:48:34 AM  

hardinparamedic: Bathia_Mapes: The Knockout Game, while real, was subsequently shown not to be a trend. I suspect the same will happen in this case.

Not if you believe what people were posting last night. One guy actually posted a link to his blog, talking about how the "Knock Out Game" was actually the opening salvo of the One True Race War.


yeah...

The sort of people who furiously fap to the Turner Diaries were only too happy to change the narrative from thoughtless teenage douchebaggery into "OMG IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING!"

Blah.
 
2013-12-09 01:52:20 AM  

hardinparamedic: Danger Avoid Death: How very Manson Family Values.

Say what you want about white supremacy. At least it's an ethos.

[img.fark.net image 556x280]


If throwing chairs on daytime talk shows can be considered an ethos, then sure.
 
2013-12-09 02:32:36 AM  
Sorry, I got side-tracked and forgot what this thread should be all about.

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW
 
2013-12-09 02:36:06 AM  
Danger Avoid Death:  [hotsauceandsalsa.com image 353x400]

"Slap and call my ass me Sally?"  What a strange thing to say.
 
2013-12-09 02:49:42 AM  
 
2013-12-09 02:52:34 AM  

Hugo Zorilla: No one has them after marriage, either...


fc02.deviantart.net
 
2013-12-09 03:01:02 AM  
 
2013-12-09 03:18:58 AM  

lewismarktwo:


That took way too long. Should have been the b00bies.
 
2013-12-09 03:37:51 AM  
Danger Avoid Death NSFW
'preciate it.
 
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