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2013-12-08 04:29:19 PM  
same thing happened to a friend of mine back in the earl 2000's. freaking 'burb rats are a menace
 
2013-12-08 04:30:38 PM  
what, again?
 
2013-12-08 04:31:28 PM  
Grandma?
 
2013-12-08 04:32:27 PM  
Who cares about the driver and jogger, what happened to the deer?
 
2013-12-08 04:33:46 PM  
Somebody's gonna sue Santa for this one.
 
2013-12-08 04:35:52 PM  

media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com

"Oh deer....."

 
2013-12-08 04:38:58 PM  
I'll start jogging when deer tick.
 
2013-12-08 04:44:58 PM  
That's why they call them rain deer.
 
2013-12-08 04:48:42 PM  
"Grandma got run over by a Reeeiiiinn-Deeeer, Walkin' home from our house Christmas Eeeeeeeve..."

God, I hate that song
 
2013-12-08 04:56:00 PM  

Apos: [media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com image 736x981]

"Oh deer....."


looks like he has ear infections.
 
2013-12-08 04:56:52 PM  
 
2013-12-08 05:12:15 PM  
The driver achieving the difficult 7-10 split...
 
2013-12-08 05:13:42 PM  
Unidentified jogger listed as "Jane Doe". 

*outta here*
 
2013-12-08 05:18:25 PM  
D'OH!
 
2013-12-08 05:23:24 PM  
blog.utahcountymoms.com

Seen fleeing the scene.
 
2013-12-08 05:51:32 PM  
Claiborne Parkway around 6pm on Thursday. The deer went airborne


 Airborne on Claiborne

"It's still good...still good!"
 
2013-12-08 05:57:04 PM  

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: "Grandma got run over by a Reeeiiiinn-Deeeer, Walkin' home from our house Christmas Eeeeeeeve..."

God, I hate that song


too lazy to link it... Google grandpa got run over by a beer truck by Da Yoopers.
 
2013-12-08 06:01:43 PM  
too lazy to link it... Google grandpa got run over by a beer truck by Da Yoopers.
 
2013-12-08 06:08:18 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-12-08 06:35:52 PM  

Dragonflew: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 493x335]


img.fark.net

They'd stop me from jogging too. If I jogged.


I'd just like to add that dragonflies don't really sew your lips shut. That's just an old wife's tale.
 
2013-12-08 06:43:08 PM  

brantgoose: I'd just like to add that dragonflies don't really sew your lips shut. That's just an old wife's tale.


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-12-08 06:52:06 PM  
So... Reindeer really DO know how to fly...

But it's not a good thing.
 
2013-12-08 07:24:54 PM  
We're gonna have to redo the deer crossing signs:

www.seniorark.com
 
2013-12-08 07:33:52 PM  
And this is why I don't exercise. It's too dangerous.
 
2013-12-08 07:34:46 PM  

brantgoose: Dragonflew: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 493x335]

[img.fark.net image 493x335]They'd stop me from jogging too. If I jogged.
I'd just like to add that dragonflies don't really sew your lips shut. That's just an old wife's tale.


I thought it was the eyelids.
 
2013-12-08 08:25:06 PM  
What about the deer? Nobody gives a shiat about the deer...
 
2013-12-08 08:36:38 PM  
If I hadn't read it on Fark I'd have never believed it.
 
2013-12-08 08:55:06 PM  
Headline of the year candidate right here. Bravo, subby.
 
2013-12-08 10:59:45 PM  
 
2013-12-09 01:30:35 AM  
I've heard a rubber band.
 
2013-12-09 03:16:41 AM  
Subby, gratz. This happened across the street from me. Been trying for a headline for days. Got nothin.
 
2013-12-09 08:55:14 AM  
Yeah deer suck.

i5.photobucket.com

If there had been any joggers on the side of the road that night they would have been pretty hurt.  I was going 110kph when I saw the deer, I don't know what I was doing when I hit her but it was pretty fast.  The deer did not survive, neither did the car.
 
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