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(USA Today)   Jennifer Lawrence declares herself to be a -- *gulp* -- "Budweiser person". And the moon became as blood   (usatoday.com) divider line 184
    More: Sad, Jennifer Lawrence, Budweiser, Budweiser person, Silver Linings Playbook, Nicholas Hoult, repartee, Keep Up, Keeping Up with the Kardashians  
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2013-12-08 08:32:45 AM
i43.tinypic.com
 
2013-12-08 08:37:31 AM
As long as it's Bud Light, I'm happy. I don't want her to be getting fat like Christina Hendricks.
 
2013-12-08 08:40:40 AM
Of COURSE she likes Budweiser, she's 23.
 
2013-12-08 08:56:31 AM
The fact that she watches Keeping up with the Kardashians is more disappointing.
 
2013-12-08 09:48:58 AM
Haha, so after all the fanboys fapping all over themselves, she's just a white trash whore....lol
 
2013-12-08 09:49:02 AM
I wish 23 year old movie stars liked everything I like.
 
2013-12-08 09:54:54 AM

cretinbob: Haha, so after all the fanboys fapping all over themselves, she's just a white trash whore....lol


Jesus Christ, dude.
 
2013-12-08 10:06:01 AM
Cute as a button, cheap date, and a stupid drunk? What's not to like?
 
2013-12-08 10:11:59 AM
this makes her even more adorable. seriously.
 
2013-12-08 10:13:59 AM
Really, who wants a girl who's a beer aficionado? High maintenance and will probably have a beer gut by the time she's 25.
 
2013-12-08 10:20:58 AM
Better Bud than some vapid cow who has jumped on the "craft beer is cool" bandwagon.
 
2013-12-08 10:25:14 AM
Females that drink alcohol make very poor decisions, this is not to be encouraged or admired in any way.
I have owned many and various females, all of which were sullied and ravaged by the effects of alcoholism.
Sober females are proven to work harder, need less rest, cost less, and most importantly suffer no loss of libido when correctly governed in such matters.
 
2013-12-08 10:25:20 AM

PainInTheASP: Of COURSE she likes Budweiser, she's 23.


Exactly. I loved Coors Lite at that age. I grew out of it.
 
2013-12-08 10:28:54 AM
Goddamn it!

I gotta rewrite some J-Law erotic fan fiction, guys...
 
2013-12-08 10:33:26 AM
Sorry subby. Not everyone cares to be a beer craft snob.
 
2013-12-08 10:41:08 AM

carnifex2005: PainInTheASP: Of COURSE she likes Budweiser, she's 23.

Exactly. I loved Coors Lite at that age. I grew out of it.


And here come the snobs...

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2013-12-08 10:45:14 AM

cretinbob: Haha, so after all the fanboys fapping all over themselves, she's just a white trash whore....lol


You say that like it's a bad thing.

/wish all white trash whores looked that good.
 
2013-12-08 10:46:56 AM
Beer is beer is beer. All beer is better than no beer. So beer!
 
2013-12-08 10:47:15 AM
Budweiser is full of congeners.  compared to most other beers, anyway.
 
2013-12-08 10:48:34 AM

YoOjo: Females that drink alcohol make very poor decisions, this is not to be encouraged or admired in any way.
I have owned many and various females, all of which were sullied and ravaged by the effects of alcoholism.
Sober females are proven to work harder, need less rest, cost less, and most importantly suffer no loss of libido when correctly governed in such matters.



wow, well put, Psychopath.
 
2013-12-08 10:54:39 AM

cretinbob: Haha, so after all the fanboys fapping all over themselves, she's just a white trash whore....lol


Maybe so, but I doubt her choice of beer affects the head, buster.
 
2013-12-08 10:54:49 AM

YoOjo: Females that drink alcohol make very poor decisions, this is not to be encouraged or admired in any way.
I have owned many and various females, all of which were sullied and ravaged by the effects of alcoholism.
Sober females are proven to work harder, need less rest, cost less, and most importantly suffer no loss of libido when correctly governed in such matters.


This may be the single worst post I've ever seen.
 
2013-12-08 10:56:53 AM

Gosling: YoOjo: Females that drink alcohol make very poor decisions, this is not to be encouraged or admired in any way.
I have owned many and various females, all of which were sullied and ravaged by the effects of alcoholism.
Sober females are proven to work harder, need less rest, cost less, and most importantly suffer no loss of libido when correctly governed in such matters.

This may be the single worst post I've ever seen.


He must be quoting something. It's too weird.
 
2013-12-08 10:58:24 AM
Never got the Jennifer Lawrence love. I was watching the trailer for American Hustle and thought to myself, "Give me Amy Adams anyday."
 
2013-12-08 10:59:09 AM

Mugato: He must be quoting something. It's too weird.


The phrase "I have owned many and various females" plugged into Google turns up only this thread. He is literally the first person on the Internet to ever say that sequence of words.
 
2013-12-08 10:59:52 AM

Gosling: YoOjo: Females that drink alcohol make very poor decisions, this is not to be encouraged or admired in any way.
I have owned many and various females, all of which were sullied and ravaged by the effects of alcoholism.
Sober females are proven to work harder, need less rest, cost less, and most importantly suffer no loss of libido when correctly governed in such matters.

This may be the single worst post I've ever seen.


I chuckled
 
2013-12-08 11:00:00 AM

cretinbob: Haha, so after all the fanboys fapping all over themselves, she's just a white trash whore....lol


Fark's Ambassador to Women, ladies and gentlemen.
 
2013-12-08 11:02:02 AM

Gosling: Mugato: He must be quoting something. It's too weird.

The phrase "I have owned many and various females" plugged into Google turns up only this thread. He is literally the first person on the Internet to ever say that sequence of words.


www.theblubber.com
 
2013-12-08 11:02:08 AM
Budweiser sucks.  However, Brewery Ommegang has a beer called Witte (sp?), which when I first tasted it, tasted like a better version of Budweiser.
 
2013-12-08 11:02:10 AM

YoOjo: Females that drink alcohol make very poor decisions, this is not to be encouraged or admired in any way.
I have owned many and various females, all of which were sullied and ravaged by the effects of alcoholism.
Sober females are proven to work harder, need less rest, cost less, and most importantly suffer no loss of libido when correctly governed in such matters.


This one's for you.
 
2013-12-08 11:02:23 AM
This really sucks. In all my fantasies of her, she was always drinking Keystone Light.

/gonna go cut myself
 
2013-12-08 11:04:27 AM
activerain.com
 
2013-12-08 11:05:34 AM
I was channeling, not quoting.
Historical Archives: A Mischievous Woman Wander'd Outside Of Home
But if you believe anyone would actually think and post the above in all seriousness on FARK then I can't help you, sorry. I'm more inclined to think people just want to be outraged so as to band into like-minded groups and feel some sort of sense of community in their life, but do realize that there's always one or two that genuinely believe every stupid thing they ever read.
Which is funny, but not why I post stupid unbelievable stuff. I post it as it helps me wake up, a coffee, eggs, and some bs online.
 
2013-12-08 11:06:20 AM

Gosling: Mugato: He must be quoting something. It's too weird.

The phrase "I have owned many and various females" plugged into Google turns up only this thread. He is literally the first person on the Internet to ever say that sequence of words.


I thought you were bullshiatting, but sure enough you weren't.
 
2013-12-08 11:06:34 AM

Mugato: Gosling: Mugato: He must be quoting something. It's too weird.

The phrase "I have owned many and various females" plugged into Google turns up only this thread. He is literally the first person on the Internet to ever say that sequence of words.

[www.theblubber.com image 340x255]


Meh, I'm betting he's just another troll that's found a different schtick that wasn't played out on Fark already. Dude had some posts removed from the WBC thread the other day too.
 
2013-12-08 11:06:42 AM

Gosling: Mugato: He must be quoting something. It's too weird.

The phrase "I have owned many and various females" plugged into Google turns up only this thread. He is literally the first person on the Internet to ever say that sequence of words.


blushes and curtsies.
 
2013-12-08 11:06:49 AM

Gosling: Mugato: He must be quoting something. It's too weird.

The phrase "I have owned many and various females" plugged into Google turns up only this thread. He is literally the first person on the Internet to ever say that sequence of words.


I'm gonna need something much stronger than Bud then.
 
2013-12-08 11:07:32 AM

Mawson of the Antarctic: Never got the Jennifer Lawrence love. I was watching the trailer for American Hustle and thought to myself, "Give me Amy Adams anyday."


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2013-12-08 11:08:20 AM

Gosling: Mugato: He must be quoting something. It's too weird.

The phrase "I have owned many and various females" plugged into Google turns up only this thread. He is literally the first person on the Internet to ever say that sequence of words.


in English, at least.
 
2013-12-08 11:08:28 AM

skinink: Sorry subby. Not everyone cares to be a beer craft snob.


And others cannot afford to be a beer craft snob.  It can get expensive quickly depending on your tastes.  I was at a local MGM and while you can get some 6 packs for $10-12, there are other individual 12oz bottles of other types for $10-12.  Of course Jennifer Lawrence could afford that easily right now.
 
2013-12-08 11:10:18 AM

YoOjo: I was channeling, not quoting.
Historical Archives: A Mischievous Woman Wander'd Outside Of Home
But if you believe anyone would actually think and post the above in all seriousness on FARK then I can't help you, sorry. I'm more inclined to think people just want to be outraged so as to band into like-minded groups and feel some sort of sense of community in their life, but do realize that there's always one or two that genuinely believe every stupid thing they ever read.
Which is funny, but not why I post stupid unbelievable stuff. I post it as it helps me wake up, a coffee, eggs, and some bs online.


Stay in character longer.
 
2013-12-08 11:11:23 AM

FlashHarry: this makes her even more adorable. seriously.


Agreed.  At some point you have to wonder if it's intentional.
 
2013-12-08 11:11:46 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-12-08 11:12:47 AM
gearpatrol.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com
 
2013-12-08 11:13:26 AM

Dingleberry Dickwad: Mugato: Gosling: Mugato: He must be quoting something. It's too weird.

The phrase "I have owned many and various females" plugged into Google turns up only this thread. He is literally the first person on the Internet to ever say that sequence of words.

[www.theblubber.com image 340x255]

Meh, I'm betting he's just another troll that's found a different schtick that wasn't played out on Fark already. Dude had some posts removed from the WBC thread the other day too.


That was after the filter incorrectly censor my post and I did a few test posts to see why.
I hadn't or wouldn't use words that trigger the filter, other than FARK (which I always use caps for when referring to the site), and was confused as to why I triggered it.
I don't believe I'm trolling, I am aware however that any Liter that provokes a reaction is easily and lazily dismissed as one by the circle jerkers.
So farking close to giving up on this site again, too much outrage and hardly any humor it would seem.
 
2013-12-08 11:15:40 AM
Odd...
cdn02.cdn.justjared.com
... would have thought of her more as a Killian's type.
 
2013-12-08 11:16:03 AM
More concerned about the "Subaru person" issue.
 
2013-12-08 11:17:10 AM
47 post in and only 1 photo of JL.
 
2013-12-08 11:17:15 AM

YoOjo: I was channeling, not quoting.
Historical Archives: A Mischievous Woman Wander'd Outside Of Home
But if you believe anyone would actually think and post the above in all seriousness on FARK then I can't help you, sorry. I'm more inclined to think people just want to be outraged so as to band into like-minded groups and feel some sort of sense of community in their life, but do realize that there's always one or two that genuinely believe every stupid thing they ever read.
Which is funny, but not why I post stupid unbelievable stuff. I post it as it helps me wake up, a coffee, eggs, and some bs online.


Well, you win the obscure post of the year award
 
2013-12-08 11:20:32 AM

Dingleberry Dickwad: Mugato: Gosling: Mugato: He must be quoting something. It's too weird.

The phrase "I have owned many and various females" plugged into Google turns up only this thread. He is literally the first person on the Internet to ever say that sequence of words.

[www.theblubber.com image 340x255]

Meh, I'm betting he's just another troll that's found a different schtick that wasn't played out on Fark already. Dude had some posts removed from the WBC thread the other day too.


Projection.

It was obviously satire and you're being a douche about it.
 
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