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(ABC)   You are a hipster. Would you like to know more?   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 34
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2013-12-08 12:21:27 AM  
No, not really.
 
2013-12-08 03:28:47 AM  
Shades of "Minority Report".
 
2013-12-08 04:08:36 AM  
No, I want to dress up in a future nazi uniform and kill alien bugs!
 
2013-12-08 06:21:33 AM  
You are a paid(?) professional 'tech' journalist.  You think GPS is plural.  EABOD & DIAF.
 
2013-12-08 06:34:52 AM  
and LMAO @ that "think of the kids" clown in TFA/comments.
 
2013-12-08 06:36:06 AM  

Leader O'Cola: and LMAO @ that "think of the kids" clown in TFA/comments.


I forgot to add to my bullet list to him

"Creepy sex offenders crack your network and know exactly where your grandkids are..."
 
2013-12-08 08:19:11 AM  
Apple

0-media-cdn.foolz.us
 
2013-12-08 08:42:55 AM  
How hard is it to navigate inside an Apple Store?   You can see virtually every product in the store from the front door.
 
2013-12-08 08:43:55 AM  

Leader O'Cola: You are a paid(?) professional 'tech' journalist.  You think GPS is plural.  EABOD & DIAF.


And six paragraphs in before she says what the product actually is.  Awesome.
 
2013-12-08 09:22:59 AM  
It is time to bury the word.
 
2013-12-08 09:29:49 AM  
CONSUME
 
2013-12-08 09:30:25 AM  

Gunny Highway: It is time to bury the word.


There is no hipster.
 
2013-12-08 09:41:12 AM  
No one knows how to accurately use the word hipster
 
2013-12-08 09:42:55 AM  
Dude, I'm getting like a headline greened per month now.  Pretty soon I'll have as many greens as the years I've been on Fark.

/ This is a big moment for me, shut up!
 
2013-12-08 09:51:25 AM  

The Incredible Sexual Egg: No one knows how to accurately use the word hipster


It's only discernible meaning at this point is, "someone with a different opinion."
 
2013-12-08 09:54:32 AM  
Huh, weird, I just use my eyes and ask people for stuff. I must be a Luddite.
 
2013-12-08 09:59:05 AM  

drewsclues: The Incredible Sexual Egg: No one knows how to accurately use the word hipster

It's only discernible meaning at this point is, "someone with a different opinion."


Young person interested in something.
 
2013-12-08 10:05:24 AM  
How did the hipster die?

He went ice skating before it was cool.
 
2013-12-08 10:26:15 AM  
Apple is too cool to post a small sign or map inside the store telling you where things are located.

Now Tower Record stores could have used something like this because they were so big, though half the fun or walking through Tower was discovering new interesting stuff.
 
2013-12-08 10:29:24 AM  

Great_Milenko: How hard is it to navigate inside an Apple Store?   You can see virtually every product in the store from the front door.


and you can count their number of products on one hand
 
2013-12-08 10:44:10 AM  

hardinparamedic: No, I want to dress up in a future nazi uniform and kill alien bugs!


Remember, hipsters, service guarantees citizenship.
 
2013-12-08 10:53:50 AM  
Next, Apple guides shopper's hand to retrieve wallet.


Android is the Future.
 
2013-12-08 11:35:35 AM  

The Incredible Sexual Egg: No one knows how to accurately use the word hipster


I was inaccurately using the word hipster before it was cool.
 
2013-12-08 11:59:16 AM  

drewsclues: The Incredible Sexual Egg: No one knows how to accurately use the word hipster

It's only discernible meaning at this point is, "someone with a different opinion."


The only traits I've ever been able to get anybody to list off for what they think a hipster is always amount to traits they happen to already find distasteful in other people.

So calling somebody a hipster is a short way of saying to them "stop liking what I don't like."
 
2013-12-08 12:14:30 PM  

Great_Milenko: How hard is it to navigate inside an Apple Store?   You can see virtually every product in the store from the front door.


But looking around would require that you cease bowing to your iPhone.
 
2013-12-08 12:36:42 PM  
Oh sure. When Nordstrom was using wifi pings to track customers around their stores, it was criminal. But when Apple does it, its ingenuity.

/walk into apple store and brain fart person tells you to buy this thing only and you buy this thing only, because no variety of choice at apple store.
 
2013-12-08 01:03:21 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: drewsclues: The Incredible Sexual Egg: No one knows how to accurately use the word hipster

It's only discernible meaning at this point is, "someone with a different opinion."

The only traits I've ever been able to get anybody to list off for what they think a hipster is always amount to traits they happen to already find distasteful in other people.

So calling somebody a hipster is a short way of saying to them "stop liking what I don't like."


Well some things can be objectively hard to define. Porn for instance.

How about 'likes hobbies and clothing primarily to be different and special as opposed to actually enjoying it for its own sake' or something like that?
 
2013-12-08 01:14:30 PM  
No you are an iHipster.
 
2013-12-08 01:24:25 PM  
I already just type TACOS into the gps and it gives me options
 
2013-12-08 03:21:36 PM  

Linux_Yes: Next, Apple guides shopper's hand to retrieve wallet.


Want to know how I know you didn't read the article?
 
2013-12-08 06:08:03 PM  

MrEricSir: Linux_Yes: Next, Apple guides shopper's hand to retrieve wallet.

Want to know how I know you didn't read the article?



wanna know how i know you live in a walled garden??
 
2013-12-08 06:09:08 PM  

MrEricSir: Linux_Yes: Next, Apple guides shopper's hand to retrieve wallet.

Want to know how I know you didn't read the article?



its Apple's way, or the Highway.
 
2013-12-09 03:09:23 AM  

Gunny Highway: drewsclues: The Incredible Sexual Egg: No one knows how to accurately use the word hipster

It's only discernible meaning at this point is, "someone with a different opinion."

Young person interested in something.


This is pretty much it.  You don't even have to be young.  If you ever care about anything be prepared to be called a hipster.

Because the only certain thing in this world is personal insecurity.  No one knows how to feel self worth anymore so they settle for declaring them better than everyone else (which is coincidentally what they accuse "hipsters" of doing)
 
2013-12-09 07:38:15 AM  

Esc7: Gunny Highway: drewsclues: The Incredible Sexual Egg: No one knows how to accurately use the word hipster

It's only discernible meaning at this point is, "someone with a different opinion."

Young person interested in something.

This is pretty much it.  You don't even have to be young.  If you ever care about anything be prepared to be called a hipster.


Uhhh...anything except sports, technology (the tech itself, not the style aspects), and most TV shows. For those you can be called a "nerd" (yes, even sports, as a fan). Hipsters have music, food, and clothing. Movies are kind of split down the middle, maybe edge nerds.

Nerds are more mainstream currently, and I'm sure the hipsters like it that way.
 
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