Pribar: if the Old Lady ever found a hot chick I had paid sleeping on the couch my days would be numbered in single digits
little big man: Hmmmm.....I wonder why the couchbangs.com site mentioned in TFA goes to a promo for Carrie Underwood's Sound of Music special...? Carrie, is there something we should know?
blottoman: Prof. Frink: Danger Avoid Death: What the "tons of chicks" might look like:Be careful what you wish for. Be even more careful how you wish for it.They might like to play with my 12" pianist.
Danger Avoid Death: What the "tons of chicks" might look like:[fc07.deviantart.com image 850x566]Be careful what you wish for. Be even more careful how you wish for it.
filter: Are there any quality women who fark on the day they meet a man?
Lsherm: I don't get this. We have two extra bedrooms in the house and when we tried to rent one, we didn't get anything except degenerate drug addicts who wanted to know if they could use our cars if we weren't using them.Invite a total stranger into your house for three days and what's to stop them from cleaning you out while you're at work?
GreenAdder: And download a bunch of crap on my WiFi.
Trance354: My little sister comes to visit every now and again. She lives just up the street, and at the moment, her heating is crapped out. Denver right now is an icicle, and the "warmer" temps aren't coming until next week, with a high of 32F. My place has central heat and a huge, comfy couch she crashes on. The only problem at the moment is getting her out of bed when I have to go to work.begin rantNo one not on the lease is allowed to stay more than a few nights, thanks to the all-but-married couples who signed the lease while single, then had their fark buddies stay a few nights ... which became the boyfriends staying the week, because they cannot find another place to stay ... which became the fiance staying permanently because, well, they're supposed to be getting married. In reality, the women in my building have poor decision-making skills, one of which is who to spread their legs for. Sounds mean, but I have seen more male mooch behavior while in this building than I have ever before witnessed in the rest of my life. It is like there's a neon sign on the side of the building, "Low self-image here, free rent." Not one of these jerkoffs has ever had a job, meanwhile I've seen several of the women in the "relationship" out on the corner flying a sign, while the "male" half of the relationship is at home watching TV or playing video games.end rantan ex of mine explained it to me: they have time and energy "invested" in these men. Kicking them to the curb would indicate they wasted however much time they put into the relationship. They are trying to change the person who doesn't want to change, because let's face it, why change from a lifestyle where you get all the p*ssy you want, free rent, no work, and a slave who will do whatever you want because she is trying to change you? Take out the trash once a month, maybe, and she'll think her plan is working. That's a winning situation in the eyes of these guys./I know 3 women who, if they were to dump t ...
Danger Avoid Death: gweilo8888: I see no reason to sign up for what is essentially an STD-swapping-and-having-your-house-inspected-prior-to-burglary service. Nor would any rational person./unless Megarian does, in which case I signed up last week//and I won't even complain to loudly when my house is cleaned out a week laterYeah. 'Cause God loves you that much./ ;>p
GreenAdder: sendtodave: Sure. There are all those things you listed.But, otoh, sex.I'm married. I don't need strange people sleeping at my house.
anfrind: Pribar: if the Old Lady ever found a hot chick I had paid sleeping on the couch my days would be numbered in single digitsWhat if the hot chick paid you for the use of your couch?
Prof. Frink: Danger Avoid Death: What the "tons of chicks" might look like:Be careful what you wish for. Be even more careful how you wish for it.They might like to play with my 12" pianist.
new_york_monty: Pribar: if the Old Lady ever found a hot chick I had paid sleeping on the couch my days would be numbered in single digitsJesus Christ, man, let the maid have her siesta.
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