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(Business Insider)   Tons of exotic chicks totally want to crash on your couch and hook up with you for a couple of days, all you have to do is pay $25   (businessinsider.com) divider line 36
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2013-12-08 12:45:48 AM  
13 votes:
img.fark.net

Thought those bottles of beer looked familiar.
2013-12-08 06:54:59 AM  
10 votes:
img62.imageshack.us
2013-12-07 11:54:06 PM  
9 votes:
"Does this couch smells like chloroform to you?"
2013-12-07 11:31:38 PM  
9 votes:
What the "tons of chicks" might look like:

fc07.deviantart.com

Be careful what you wish for. Be even more careful how you wish for it.
2013-12-07 11:33:25 PM  
8 votes:
If I wanted to see tons of chicks on a couch, I'd watch "The View".
2013-12-08 12:15:27 AM  
7 votes:

Pribar: if the Old Lady ever found a hot chick I had paid sleeping on the couch my days would be numbered in single digits


Jesus Christ, man, let the maid have her siesta.
2013-12-07 11:41:54 PM  
6 votes:
Someday your children will ask "how did the great bedbug apocalypse of 2016 happen?" You have your answer
2013-12-07 11:22:01 PM  
6 votes:
i.ytimg.com

can i get two chicks at once for $50
2013-12-07 11:26:50 PM  
5 votes:
Must bring your own weapons I've done this only once.
2013-12-08 12:14:05 AM  
4 votes:

little big man: Hmmmm.....I wonder why the couchbangs.com site mentioned in TFA goes to a promo for Carrie Underwood's Sound of Music special...?  Carrie, is there something we should know?


I'll go ask her. She's on my couch.
2013-12-08 12:11:19 AM  
4 votes:
if the Old Lady ever found a hot chick I had paid sleeping on the couch my days would be numbered in single digits
2013-12-08 12:22:32 PM  
3 votes:

blottoman: Prof. Frink: Danger Avoid Death: What the "tons of chicks" might look like:

Be careful what you wish for. Be even more careful how you wish for it.

They might like to play with my 12" pianist.


I see you got the hard of hearing Genie too.
2013-12-07 11:52:17 PM  
3 votes:
I'll waive the $25 fee if you have a health kidney or liver.
2013-12-07 11:35:03 PM  
3 votes:

Danger Avoid Death: What the "tons of chicks" might look like:

[fc07.deviantart.com image 850x566]

Be careful what you wish for. Be even more careful how you wish for it.


Must be spawning season, they're going back into the primeval waters to be fertilized. Probably by black fish.
2013-12-08 10:42:26 AM  
2 votes:

filter: Are there any quality women who fark on the day they meet a man?


That's the definition of a quality woman.
2013-12-08 12:28:50 AM  
2 votes:
Something tells me my wife would be pissed if I signed up for this.
2013-12-08 12:21:36 AM  
2 votes:

Lsherm: I don't get this.  We have two extra bedrooms in the house and when we tried to rent one, we didn't get anything except degenerate drug addicts who wanted to know if they could use our cars if we weren't using them.

Invite a total stranger into your house for three days and what's to stop them from cleaning you out while you're at work?


You need to own cheap, heavy things and live in a fifth floor walk-up.
2013-12-08 12:13:48 AM  
2 votes:
Exotic chicks, meaning Asian transvestites
2013-12-07 11:31:16 PM  
2 votes:
What's the name of the app? iRapeMe?
hej
2013-12-08 11:06:16 AM  
1 votes:

GreenAdder: And download a bunch of crap on my WiFi.


Did your WiFi fill up or something?
2013-12-08 09:52:19 AM  
1 votes:
www.brobible.com

mumbles approvingly
2013-12-08 06:08:27 AM  
1 votes:
2013-12-08 03:21:46 AM  
1 votes:
Is it just me, or did that article read like it should be in Reader's Digest with "special advertising section" written in teeny-tiny font face across the top?
2013-12-08 03:14:37 AM  
1 votes:

Trance354: My little sister comes to visit every now and again.  She lives just up the street, and at the moment, her heating is crapped out.  Denver right now is an icicle, and the "warmer" temps aren't coming until next week, with a high of 32F.  My place has central heat and a huge, comfy couch she crashes on.  The only problem at the moment is getting her out of bed when I have to go to work.

begin rant

No one not on the lease is allowed to stay more than a few nights, thanks to the all-but-married couples who signed the lease while single, then had their fark buddies stay a few nights ... which became the boyfriends staying the week, because they cannot find another place to stay ... which became the fiance staying permanently because, well, they're supposed to be getting married.  In reality, the women in my building have poor decision-making skills, one of which is who to spread their legs for.  Sounds mean, but I have seen more male mooch behavior while in this building than I have ever before witnessed in the rest of my life.  It is like there's a neon sign on the side of the building, "Low self-image here, free rent."  Not one of these jerkoffs has ever had a job, meanwhile I've seen several of the women in the "relationship" out on the corner flying a sign, while the "male" half of the relationship is at home watching TV or playing video games.

end rant

an ex of mine explained it to me: they have time and energy "invested" in these men.  Kicking them to the curb would indicate they wasted however much time they put into the relationship.  They are trying to change the person who doesn't want to change, because let's face it, why change from a lifestyle where you get all the p*ssy you want, free rent, no work, and a slave who will do whatever you want because she is trying to change you?  Take out the trash once a month, maybe, and she'll think her plan is working.  That's a winning situation in the eyes of these guys.

/I know 3 women who, if they were to dump t ...


Where in Denver do you live?
2013-12-08 02:14:34 AM  
1 votes:

Danger Avoid Death: gweilo8888: I see no reason to sign up for what is essentially an STD-swapping-and-having-your-house-inspected-prior-to-burglary service. Nor would any rational person.

/unless Megarian does, in which case I signed up last week
//and I won't even complain to loudly when my house is cleaned out a week later

Yeah. 'Cause God loves you that much.

/ ;>p


God loves somebody that much. Why can't it be me?

/I said *voice breaks* why can't it be me, you cruel omnipotent being! *drops to knees, sobs uncontrollably*
//oh yeah, that's probably why
2013-12-08 02:11:00 AM  
1 votes:

GreenAdder: sendtodave: Sure. There are all those things you listed.

But, otoh, sex.

I'm married. I don't need strange people sleeping at my house.


But, otoh, sex.
2013-12-08 01:50:42 AM  
1 votes:
I see no reason to sign up for what is essentially an STD-swapping-and-having-your-house-inspected-prior-to-burglary service. Nor would any rational person.

/unless Megarian does, in which case I signed up last week
//and I won't even complain to loudly when my house is cleaned out a week later
2013-12-08 01:03:30 AM  
1 votes:

anfrind: Pribar: if the Old Lady ever found a hot chick I had paid sleeping on the couch my days would be numbered in single digits

What if the hot chick paid you for the use of your couch?


What planet are you from? Hot chicks never pay for anything.
2013-12-08 12:46:37 AM  
1 votes:

Prof. Frink: Danger Avoid Death: What the "tons of chicks" might look like:

Be careful what you wish for. Be even more careful how you wish for it.

They might like to play with my 12" pianist.


www.yanous.com
2013-12-08 12:20:44 AM  
1 votes:

new_york_monty: Pribar: if the Old Lady ever found a hot chick I had paid sleeping on the couch my days would be numbered in single digits

Jesus Christ, man, let the maid have her siesta.


The only maid we have is me with a apron and a feather duster...


/had to give up on the stockings, my hairy legs ripped em to shreds.
2013-12-07 11:45:42 PM  
1 votes:
Totally thought this would be an ad for ostrich farm start ups
2013-12-07 11:38:33 PM  
1 votes:
I'm not into chicks.  My couch looks ragged, but I have to say, it's extremely comfy, to the point that I sleep on it almost as often as I sleep in my bed, which is also extremely comfy.  So, that is to say, there's a 0% chance I'd pay some woman to sleep on it.  Now, attractive hairy men, the offer is open.  I won't pay for sex, but if you're hot enough, I might consider slipping you a few bucks to crash on my comfy couch.  As long as you aren't allergic to dog hair.
2013-12-07 11:23:50 PM  
1 votes:
Yeah. This is gonna work out so well.
www.furiouscinema.com
2013-12-07 11:10:41 PM  
1 votes:
This actually sounds like the kind of company I'd make up to win a "worst investment ever" contest.
2013-12-07 09:51:05 PM  
1 votes:
They haven't seen my couch.  I assure you, they don't want to crash there.
2013-12-07 09:50:03 PM  
1 votes:
Or murder you and steal your identity.
 
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