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(Business Insider)   Tons of exotic chicks totally want to crash on your couch and hook up with you for a couple of days, all you have to do is pay $25   (businessinsider.com) divider line 23
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2013-12-08 01:03:30 AM  
4 votes:

anfrind: Pribar: if the Old Lady ever found a hot chick I had paid sleeping on the couch my days would be numbered in single digits

What if the hot chick paid you for the use of your couch?


What planet are you from? Hot chicks never pay for anything.
2013-12-07 11:41:54 PM  
3 votes:
Someday your children will ask "how did the great bedbug apocalypse of 2016 happen?" You have your answer
2013-12-07 11:31:38 PM  
3 votes:
What the "tons of chicks" might look like:

fc07.deviantart.com

Be careful what you wish for. Be even more careful how you wish for it.
2013-12-08 11:01:10 AM  
2 votes:
just another American non-violent (so far anyway) Psychopath doing what Psychopaths do.  exploiting those less fortunate and in need.  Preying on the weaker.  i hope his dick gets sick.
2013-12-08 12:17:54 AM  
2 votes:
They left out the part where you wake up and all your shiat is gone.
2013-12-08 12:15:27 AM  
2 votes:

Pribar: if the Old Lady ever found a hot chick I had paid sleeping on the couch my days would be numbered in single digits


Jesus Christ, man, let the maid have her siesta.
2013-12-08 12:11:19 AM  
2 votes:
if the Old Lady ever found a hot chick I had paid sleeping on the couch my days would be numbered in single digits
2013-12-07 11:14:54 PM  
2 votes:
And use up all my toilet paper.
And eat all the food in my cupboards and fridge.
And download a bunch of crap on my WiFi.
And clog my Netflix queue with crap shows they'll never watch.
And make too much noise when I have work in the morning.

Oh, sure. This just sounds quacktastic.
2013-12-08 03:32:40 PM  
1 votes:

Danger Avoid Death: What the "tons of chicks" might look like: [fc07.deviantart.com image 850x566] Be careful what you wish for. Be even more careful how you wish for it.


why you gotta be like that?

img.fark.net


/hopefully this will undo some of what you did.
2013-12-08 01:43:22 PM  
1 votes:
We are not stereo equipment. We do not "hook up" with or to anything. Can we just be grownups and say farked instead?
2013-12-08 12:22:32 PM  
1 votes:

blottoman: Prof. Frink: Danger Avoid Death: What the "tons of chicks" might look like:

Be careful what you wish for. Be even more careful how you wish for it.

They might like to play with my 12" pianist.


I see you got the hard of hearing Genie too.
2013-12-08 06:08:27 AM  
1 votes:
2013-12-08 04:10:52 AM  
1 votes:
$25? What a crock of shiat. Couchsurfing.com used to be free.
2013-12-08 03:59:01 AM  
1 votes:

filter: Are there any quality women who fark on the day they meet a man?


Are there any quality men who would? Are there any quality women who don't?

Quality women know what they like and aren't afraid to get it. IMHO YMMV
2013-12-08 02:11:00 AM  
1 votes:

GreenAdder: sendtodave: Sure. There are all those things you listed.

But, otoh, sex.

I'm married. I don't need strange people sleeping at my house.


But, otoh, sex.
2013-12-08 12:46:37 AM  
1 votes:

Prof. Frink: Danger Avoid Death: What the "tons of chicks" might look like:

Be careful what you wish for. Be even more careful how you wish for it.

They might like to play with my 12" pianist.


www.yanous.com
2013-12-08 12:45:48 AM  
1 votes:
img.fark.net

Thought those bottles of beer looked familiar.
2013-12-08 12:13:18 AM  
1 votes:
Hmmmm.....I wonder why the couchbangs.com site mentioned in TFA goes to a promo for Carrie Underwood's Sound of Music special...?  Carrie, is there something we should know?
2013-12-07 11:57:02 PM  
1 votes:
Somehow the reality never lives up to the fantasy.
2013-12-07 11:33:25 PM  
1 votes:
If I wanted to see tons of chicks on a couch, I'd watch "The View".
2013-12-07 11:29:02 PM  
1 votes:

GreenAdder: And use up all my toilet paper.
And eat all the food in my cupboards and fridge.
And download a bunch of crap on my WiFi.
And clog my Netflix queue with crap shows they'll never watch.
And make too much noise when I have work in the morning.

Oh, sure. This just sounds quacktastic.


Sure. There are all those things you listed.

But, otoh, sex.

I think you have a losing argument.
2013-12-07 11:23:50 PM  
1 votes:
Yeah. This is gonna work out so well.
www.furiouscinema.com
2013-12-07 11:22:01 PM  
1 votes:
i.ytimg.com

can i get two chicks at once for $50
 
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