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2013-12-08 01:37:50 AM
Sounds rapey.
 
2013-12-08 01:43:23 AM

sendtodave: Sure. There are all those things you listed.

But, otoh, sex.


I'm married. I don't need strange people sleeping at my house.
 
2013-12-08 01:50:42 AM
I see no reason to sign up for what is essentially an STD-swapping-and-having-your-house-inspected-prior-to-burglary service. Nor would any rational person.

/unless Megarian does, in which case I signed up last week
//and I won't even complain to loudly when my house is cleaned out a week later
 
2013-12-08 02:08:42 AM
Why wouldn't a girl want to spend a few days crashing at the home of decent, handsome fella?

buzzlamp.com

What could possibly go wrong?
 
2013-12-08 02:11:00 AM

GreenAdder: sendtodave: Sure. There are all those things you listed.

But, otoh, sex.

I'm married. I don't need strange people sleeping at my house.


But, otoh, sex.
 
2013-12-08 02:12:22 AM

gweilo8888: I see no reason to sign up for what is essentially an STD-swapping-and-having-your-house-inspected-prior-to-burglary service. Nor would any rational person.

/unless Megarian does, in which case I signed up last week
//and I won't even complain to loudly when my house is cleaned out a week later


Yeah. 'Cause God loves you that much.

/ ;>p
 
2013-12-08 02:14:34 AM

Danger Avoid Death: gweilo8888: I see no reason to sign up for what is essentially an STD-swapping-and-having-your-house-inspected-prior-to-burglary service. Nor would any rational person.

/unless Megarian does, in which case I signed up last week
//and I won't even complain to loudly when my house is cleaned out a week later

Yeah. 'Cause God loves you that much.

/ ;>p


God loves somebody that much. Why can't it be me?

/I said *voice breaks* why can't it be me, you cruel omnipotent being! *drops to knees, sobs uncontrollably*
//oh yeah, that's probably why
 
2013-12-08 02:16:41 AM
Are there any quality women who fark on the day they meet a man?
 
2013-12-08 02:26:23 AM

Lsherm: new_york_monty: Lsherm: new_york_monty: Lsherm: I don't get this.  We have two extra bedrooms in the house and when we tried to rent one, we didn't get anything except degenerate drug addicts who wanted to know if they could use our cars if we weren't using them.

Invite a total stranger into your house for three days and what's to stop them from cleaning you out while you're at work?

You need to own cheap, heavy things and live in a fifth floor walk-up.

They can still steal your laptop and iPhone!

Use a tether on your laptop. Why the hell are you leaving your iPhone at home when you go to work?

Why is someone in your home while you are at work? That's what this service is.


I'm not using this service. I'm happy to have friends come visit, but I trust them. I was speaking hypothetically. I also don't own an iPhone, NTTAWWT.
 
2013-12-08 02:58:21 AM
My little sister comes to visit every now and again.  She lives just up the street, and at the moment, her heating is crapped out.  Denver right now is an icicle, and the "warmer" temps aren't coming until next week, with a high of 32F.  My place has central heat and a huge, comfy couch she crashes on.  The only problem at the moment is getting her out of bed when I have to go to work.

begin rant

No one not on the lease is allowed to stay more than a few nights, thanks to the all-but-married couples who signed the lease while single, then had their fark buddies stay a few nights ... which became the boyfriends staying the week, because they cannot find another place to stay ... which became the fiance staying permanently because, well, they're supposed to be getting married.  In reality, the women in my building have poor decision-making skills, one of which is who to spread their legs for.  Sounds mean, but I have seen more male mooch behavior while in this building than I have ever before witnessed in the rest of my life.  It is like there's a neon sign on the side of the building, "Low self-image here, free rent."  Not one of these jerkoffs has ever had a job, meanwhile I've seen several of the women in the "relationship" out on the corner flying a sign, while the "male" half of the relationship is at home watching TV or playing video games.

end rant

an ex of mine explained it to me: they have time and energy "invested" in these men.  Kicking them to the curb would indicate they wasted however much time they put into the relationship.  They are trying to change the person who doesn't want to change, because let's face it, why change from a lifestyle where you get all the p*ssy you want, free rent, no work, and a slave who will do whatever you want because she is trying to change you?  Take out the trash once a month, maybe, and she'll think her plan is working.  That's a winning situation in the eyes of these guys.

/I know 3 women who, if they were to dump their emotionally abusive bf or fiance, could get a quality guy inside of a week
//that's just on my floor
///yes, crush on one of them, why do you ask?  I am not her sounding board, seeing as she never leaves the apartment
 
2013-12-08 03:14:37 AM

Trance354: My little sister comes to visit every now and again.  She lives just up the street, and at the moment, her heating is crapped out.  Denver right now is an icicle, and the "warmer" temps aren't coming until next week, with a high of 32F.  My place has central heat and a huge, comfy couch she crashes on.  The only problem at the moment is getting her out of bed when I have to go to work.

begin rant

No one not on the lease is allowed to stay more than a few nights, thanks to the all-but-married couples who signed the lease while single, then had their fark buddies stay a few nights ... which became the boyfriends staying the week, because they cannot find another place to stay ... which became the fiance staying permanently because, well, they're supposed to be getting married.  In reality, the women in my building have poor decision-making skills, one of which is who to spread their legs for.  Sounds mean, but I have seen more male mooch behavior while in this building than I have ever before witnessed in the rest of my life.  It is like there's a neon sign on the side of the building, "Low self-image here, free rent."  Not one of these jerkoffs has ever had a job, meanwhile I've seen several of the women in the "relationship" out on the corner flying a sign, while the "male" half of the relationship is at home watching TV or playing video games.

end rant

an ex of mine explained it to me: they have time and energy "invested" in these men.  Kicking them to the curb would indicate they wasted however much time they put into the relationship.  They are trying to change the person who doesn't want to change, because let's face it, why change from a lifestyle where you get all the p*ssy you want, free rent, no work, and a slave who will do whatever you want because she is trying to change you?  Take out the trash once a month, maybe, and she'll think her plan is working.  That's a winning situation in the eyes of these guys.

/I know 3 women who, if they were to dump t ...


Where in Denver do you live?
 
2013-12-08 03:21:46 AM
Is it just me, or did that article read like it should be in Reader's Digest with "special advertising section" written in teeny-tiny font face across the top?
 
2013-12-08 03:59:01 AM

filter: Are there any quality women who fark on the day they meet a man?


Are there any quality men who would? Are there any quality women who don't?

Quality women know what they like and aren't afraid to get it. IMHO YMMV
 
2013-12-08 04:10:52 AM
$25? What a crock of shiat. Couchsurfing.com used to be free.
 
2013-12-08 05:36:09 AM
Love the blogger linked in the article who lists 7 ways to tell if you have a slutty couch surfer and#7 is says she has sex with her hosts. That is some lazy ass creative writing but I guess they don't want to make it look too tough for the room temperature IQ meat heads who are going to pay the $25.
 
2013-12-08 06:08:27 AM
 
2013-12-08 06:24:43 AM

dripping with sarcasm: wraith95: Totally thought this would be an ad for ostrich farm start ups

I was thinking peacock


Are you guys implying that when you started your bird farms, the birds would hook up with you?
 
2013-12-08 06:28:15 AM

new_york_monty: Pribar: if the Old Lady ever found a hot chick I had paid sleeping on the couch my days would be numbered in single digits

Jesus Christ, man, let the maid have her siesta.


This is making me laugh like a loon and I don't even know why.
 
2013-12-08 06:34:32 AM

filter: Are there any quality women who fark on the day they meet a man?


Nope, you'll have to dump her before you head off to law school, and she'll probably follow you and make everything all pink and glittery, and learn a valuable and heart-warming lesson about how you were a douche-bag in the first place.
 
2013-12-08 06:54:59 AM
img62.imageshack.us
 
2013-12-08 07:26:04 AM
RL Troll: Typhoid Bedbug Mary
 
2013-12-08 08:07:11 AM

filter: Are there any quality women who fark on the day they meet a man?


I had met one but most range from desperate, boarderline homeless to full blow crazy


/has experience
 
2013-12-08 08:21:53 AM
In the article, Riccardo starts off as the hero and then slowly unravels. Great stuff.
 
2013-12-08 08:32:25 AM

Lsherm: new_york_monty: Lsherm: I don't get this.  We have two extra bedrooms in the house and when we tried to rent one, we didn't get anything except degenerate drug addicts who wanted to know if they could use our cars if we weren't using them.

Invite a total stranger into your house for three days and what's to stop them from cleaning you out while you're at work?

You need to own cheap, heavy things and live in a fifth floor walk-up.

They can still steal your laptop and iPhone!


Buy a Dell and a windows phone? :P
 
2013-12-08 08:46:49 AM

August11: In the article, Riccardo starts off as the hero and then slowly unravels. Great stuff.



I'm more annoyed with the 22mil in capital than a 32 year old latin in NYC scoring some tail.

ps - I would totally put up Joan from Kenya for a few nights.
 
2013-12-08 08:48:27 AM
Where was this site when I would have done something like this. I couldn't leave too many strangers alone in my home nowadays, it would be emptied out when I was at work.
 
2013-12-08 08:52:11 AM

Badgers:


Looks legit.
 
2013-12-08 09:52:19 AM
www.brobible.com

mumbles approvingly
 
2013-12-08 09:57:22 AM
Yeah, sure right.

And if you believe that, I got a hot African chick with big tits and $16 million she wants to stash in your bank account.

Farkers, take it from one who has been there and had that done to him, if you find someone who has been there and had that done to him, if you find someone who can't support themselves, STEER CLEAR!

The sex isn't worth the bulls*it that comes along with it.
 
2013-12-08 10:10:33 AM

kidsizedcoffin: I'll waive the $25 fee if you have a health kidney or liver.


And a bathtub and a fridge with a built in ice maker.
 
2013-12-08 10:14:10 AM

tillerman35: Is it just me, or did that article read like it should be in Reader's Digest with "special advertising section" written in teeny-tiny font face across the top?


Seems like a lot of effort.  Go to backpage.com and practice your negotiating skills...
 
2013-12-08 10:22:46 AM

Danger Avoid Death: What the "tons of chicks" might look like:

[fc07.deviantart.com image 850x566]

Be careful what you wish for. Be even more careful how you wish for it.


I am overweight fat. I love food and am not a fan of exercise. However, how does one consume enough to be THAT fat?

/apologies for off topic comment
//sucks breakfast Cheetos dust from fingers
 
2013-12-08 10:35:41 AM
Signed up after reading the article.  Told my wife that my cousin's daughter, whose been traveling around sponging up STDs from other hosts, might be spending a few nights on the couch.
 
2013-12-08 10:42:26 AM

filter: Are there any quality women who fark on the day they meet a man?


That's the definition of a quality woman.
 
2013-12-08 11:01:10 AM
just another American non-violent (so far anyway) Psychopath doing what Psychopaths do.  exploiting those less fortunate and in need.  Preying on the weaker.  i hope his dick gets sick.
 
2013-12-08 11:01:51 AM

PanicMan: Or murder you and steal your identity.



the dumb f*ck hasn't figured that out yet.   lol
 
2013-12-08 11:02:51 AM

traylor: My couch is reserved for my cat. Uh, dunno, maybe there is a lonely pussy out there who wants to play with this lonely pussy?



the Cat always has priority.  i hope, for your sake, it doesn't read your post.
 
hej
2013-12-08 11:06:16 AM

GreenAdder: And download a bunch of crap on my WiFi.


Did your WiFi fill up or something?
 
2013-12-08 12:22:32 PM

blottoman: Prof. Frink: Danger Avoid Death: What the "tons of chicks" might look like:

Be careful what you wish for. Be even more careful how you wish for it.

They might like to play with my 12" pianist.


I see you got the hard of hearing Genie too.
 
2013-12-08 01:43:22 PM
We are not stereo equipment. We do not "hook up" with or to anything. Can we just be grownups and say farked instead?
 
2013-12-08 01:54:40 PM
/me laughs at all the people who cant do this because they have to "go to work". Working from home is great and I prolly make more money than all you turd burglars combined.
 
2013-12-08 01:58:27 PM

filter: Are there any quality women who fark on the day they meet a man?


Scandinavian women.
 
2013-12-08 02:30:28 PM
This has just made my life so much easier.   What will I do with all the new free time?
img.fark.net
Listen to Huey Lewis and kill more investment bankers and hookers, I guess.
 
2013-12-08 02:49:43 PM

hej: GreenAdder: And download a bunch of crap on my WiFi.

Did your WiFi fill up or something?


i637.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-08 02:57:55 PM
"Drunk Chicks On Vacation Will fark Handsome Latino-types."

FTFY
 
2013-12-08 03:32:40 PM

Danger Avoid Death: What the "tons of chicks" might look like: [fc07.deviantart.com image 850x566] Be careful what you wish for. Be even more careful how you wish for it.


why you gotta be like that?

img.fark.net


/hopefully this will undo some of what you did.
 
2013-12-08 04:48:14 PM

calbert: Danger Avoid Death: What the "tons of chicks" might look like: [fc07.deviantart.com image 850x566] Be careful what you wish for. Be even more careful how you wish for it.

why you gotta be like that?

[img.fark.net image 850x532]


/hopefully this will undo some of what you did.


This feels like a trap.
 
2013-12-08 06:05:15 PM
born_yesterday:
/hopefully this will undo some of what you did.

This feels like a trap.


Give me a bottle of Viagra and a jug of water and I will see if it is a trap or not.
 
2013-12-08 06:11:22 PM

calbert: Danger Avoid Death: What the "tons of chicks" might look like: [fc07.deviantart.com image 850x566] Be careful what you wish for. Be even more careful how you wish for it.

why you gotta be like that?

[img.fark.net image 850x532]


/hopefully this will undo some of what you did.


Fourth from the left is either a pickpocket or REALLY getting into it, send her to me either way, I and my wallet will take the chance...
 
2013-12-08 09:11:42 PM
I read the headline as tons of TOXIC chicks ;)
 
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