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(White House)   White House unveils its 2nd Open Government Plan. There apparently was a 1st Open Government Plan but they never told the public about it   (whitehouse.gov) divider line 6
    More: Asinine, White House, United States, Assistant to the President, members of the United Nations, We the People, state ownership, United Nations General Assembly  
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1326 clicks; posted to Politics » on 07 Dec 2013 at 9:52 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-12-07 09:41:27 PM  
4 votes:
Open Government? So it'll also have a cult-like following triumphing how it's better than the other, paid version of Government while running none of the programs which everyone uses on a day to day basis?
2013-12-07 10:51:22 PM  
2 votes:
Things that still need to be open and accessible to all:

Meal plans. Obama needs to tell everyone what he is going to eat. He should take a picture of each breakfast, lunch, and dinner he eats and post it on Instagram. e.g.  "Arugula... again. I know. I just like it too much."

Additional tweets. The American people are the employers of the Obama administration, and like any mediocre mid-level manager prone to micromanagement and alcoholism, the American people demand updates on what Obama is doing every 10 minutes. Fortunately Twitter has offered the perfect mechanism for Obama to do just that. e.g. "Trying to sleep... again. See you in 10 minutes."

PMSometer. The American people tend to forget that Obama's immediate family consists entirely of three women. A calendar needs to be drawn up that shows the predicted periods of Michelle, Sasha, and Malia Obama for American people, especially the media, to carefully analyze, discuss around round tables, and draw connections between it and Obama's behavior. e.g. "All three girls are going to be on the rag soon - will Pyongyang be wiped off the map?"

CIA operations. Obama immediately needs to make available a calendar which details all planned CIA assassinations until 2016. It should also say whether the target will die by sniper fire, drone strike, magnetic bomb on car, "suspicious accident", or other. It should also indicate partnerships on each mission, e.g. "CIA chillin' with Mossad this Saturday while we drop a titanium dildo on Robert Mugabe's head."
2013-12-08 10:39:49 AM  
1 votes:

netcentric: A year from now Obama will deny he knew anything about this plan.


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2013-12-07 10:08:53 PM  
1 votes:
The 3rd Open Government Plan is significantly better.

But I've said too much.
2013-12-07 10:00:43 PM  
1 votes:
The GOP response: OBAMA WANTS TO GIVE GOVERNMENT SECRETS TO OUR ENEMIES! CLASSIFY ALL THE THINGS!!!!!
2013-12-07 10:00:06 PM  
1 votes:
It's nice that they want the people to have more access to the things that they want the people to have access to.

Snowden is still a traitor, right?
 
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