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(Guardian)   Xbox One game "Ryse: Son of Rome" knocked for breast physics   (theguardian.com) divider line 12
    More: Strange, physics, breast physics, design competition, female characters, boobs, female bodies, apex, fighting games  
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2013-12-07 07:07:09 PM  
3 votes:
I was led to believe that they behave much like bags of sand.
2013-12-07 06:49:06 PM  
2 votes:
"which later spawned the horrendous DOA: Beach Volleyball titles"

I can't be the only one who read that as beach volleyball titties.
2013-12-08 04:19:45 PM  
1 votes:
nVIDIA has a new dual-chip card coming out soon. It will be able to:

- Quickly calculate and apply 1 Billion shades of pink, beige, brown and red to polygons.

- An entire separate chip called BreastPhysX, which will transform breasts natively. The function works like FXAA, taking the breasts of your current games and expanding them with minimal effort.

Quickly add mammary realism to your games with this simple PCIE card.
2013-12-08 08:52:09 AM  
1 votes:

kroonermanblack: SomeoneDumb: I realize that it's unpopular for the desired group, but most of this insanity could be gotten rid of by just having the female chars, npcs, and all the rest just have, you know, normal sized breasts. I know the game industry can't distinguish between "adult" and male adolescent fantasy, but TFA was right when they called it distracting.

Actually, the over-sized anatomy found in media is more to stress that the character is, in fact, since many of the subtle nuances are lost in film/game/cartoon. It's instant identification, since the characters are archetypes and not real people.  It's why almost all comic book characters, even the 'small busted' ones have heavy C or D breasts.


Sigh.

insert a 'female' where desired.
2013-12-08 03:45:50 AM  
1 votes:
FTA:  "At one place I worked, the breast physics went totally out of control. We put the game on a 'soak test' - where we'd leave it running overnight to see if it remained stable. When we came back in the morning the breasts were literally as big as the entire world."

He says it like it's a bad thing.
2013-12-08 01:06:53 AM  
1 votes:

Jim_Callahan: Well, it's one of the two parts of human anatomy that can't really be represented with simple static physics involving a set of points with fixed relationships, so the math is significantly harder on the render.  Graphics designers aren't known for their deep mastery of fluid dynamics and calculation-cost measurements with differential equation solution functions, so I'm not gonna hold my breath on them getting it realistically any time soon.

// The other part being testicles, which aren't usually an issue because of how censorship works these days.


The other day I went into the butcher's shop. "Do you have sheep's testicles?" I asked. "No," he replied. "The programmer simply couldn't be arsed to get the physics right when rendering my balls."
2013-12-07 11:26:42 PM  
1 votes:
images.t-nation.com

I want to make this my lock screen, but you can't do that on an iPhone.
2013-12-07 10:23:17 PM  
1 votes:

Sgt Otter: serial_crusher: Complain about physics. Post still photo in article

Here's a link with a clip, and the relevant part has been GIF-iffied in the comments:

http://kotaku.com/thats-not-how-breasts-work-ryse-1474988961


Damn it kotaku It's not "next generation" if you can buy the console at wal mart.
2013-12-07 08:59:57 PM  
1 votes:

bdub77: While we're on the subject, why aren't there any friggin porn titles for console games? I feel like porn got driven underground. You can't even find a semi-terrible action movie with titties anymore. It's not like there aren't console gamers well into their 20s, 30s, and 40s.


You gotta import those from Japan.
2013-12-07 08:59:17 PM  
1 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com

Woop! Woop!
2013-12-07 06:30:05 PM  
1 votes:
"She's obsessed. She's obsessed with breasts. That's hard to say."

static3.wikia.nocookie.net
2013-12-07 04:28:05 PM  
1 votes:
ALL THE THINGS WRONG WITH THIS GAME AND THEY'RE WORRIED ABOUT BREASTS

ROFL
 
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