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(Guardian)   Xbox One game "Ryse: Son of Rome" knocked for breast physics   (theguardian.com) divider line 10
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2013-12-07 04:28:05 PM
2 votes:
ALL THE THINGS WRONG WITH THIS GAME AND THEY'RE WORRIED ABOUT BREASTS

ROFL
2013-12-08 08:52:09 AM
1 votes:

kroonermanblack: SomeoneDumb: I realize that it's unpopular for the desired group, but most of this insanity could be gotten rid of by just having the female chars, npcs, and all the rest just have, you know, normal sized breasts. I know the game industry can't distinguish between "adult" and male adolescent fantasy, but TFA was right when they called it distracting.

Actually, the over-sized anatomy found in media is more to stress that the character is, in fact, since many of the subtle nuances are lost in film/game/cartoon. It's instant identification, since the characters are archetypes and not real people.  It's why almost all comic book characters, even the 'small busted' ones have heavy C or D breasts.


Sigh.

insert a 'female' where desired.
2013-12-08 08:04:08 AM
1 votes:

SomeoneDumb: I realize that it's unpopular for the desired group, but most of this insanity could be gotten rid of by just having the female chars, npcs, and all the rest just have, you know, normal sized breasts. I know the game industry can't distinguish between "adult" and male adolescent fantasy, but TFA was right when they called it distracting.


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Some classical Roman attire for you. The dress isn't to horrifically out of line with the style, and is tame considering they could have gone for statue number 2 and leave a titty hanging out entirely.

The fact she has large breasts wouldn't be such a big deal if they hung and moved like actual breasts. Instead they move like mellons on springs, and the fabric stretches unnaturally over them rather then the fabric not stretching and the breasts moving underneath them.

/Unsupported boobies that large should pancake out really.
2013-12-08 07:19:16 AM
1 votes:
I realize that it's unpopular for the desired group, but most of this insanity could be gotten rid of by just having the female chars, npcs, and all the rest just have, you know, normal sized breasts. I know the game industry can't distinguish between "adult" and male adolescent fantasy, but TFA was right when they called it distracting.
2013-12-08 04:03:18 AM
1 votes:
I have two thoughts on this. One, you would think after the many years and attempts, they'd have the physics down by now. Two, since they so clearly don't, just leave them static with the rest of the torso. Few people care about boob jiggling if it isn't there, and everyone is going to care about boob jiggling if it is there and done like shiat.
2013-12-07 11:28:52 PM
1 votes:
Time to put the controller down, guys.
2013-12-07 11:26:42 PM
1 votes:
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I want to make this my lock screen, but you can't do that on an iPhone.
2013-12-07 11:10:49 PM
1 votes:
Well, it's one of the two parts of human anatomy that can't really be represented with simple static physics involving a set of points with fixed relationships, so the math is significantly harder on the render.  Graphics designers aren't known for their deep mastery of fluid dynamics and calculation-cost measurements with differential equation solution functions, so I'm not gonna hold my breath on them getting it realistically any time soon.

// The other part being testicles, which aren't usually an issue because of how censorship works these days.
2013-12-07 11:09:09 PM
1 votes:
It's not so much that they move too much, it's that they move all wrong.
2013-12-07 08:59:57 PM
1 votes:

bdub77: While we're on the subject, why aren't there any friggin porn titles for console games? I feel like porn got driven underground. You can't even find a semi-terrible action movie with titties anymore. It's not like there aren't console gamers well into their 20s, 30s, and 40s.


You gotta import those from Japan.
 
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