serial_crusher: Complain about physics. Post still photo in article
bdub77: While we're on the subject, why aren't there any friggin porn titles for console games? I feel like porn got driven underground. You can't even find a semi-terrible action movie with titties anymore. It's not like there aren't console gamers well into their 20s, 30s, and 40s.
Ghastly: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x375]Woop! Woop!
Sgt Otter: serial_crusher: Complain about physics. Post still photo in articleHere's a link with a clip, and the relevant part has been GIF-iffied in the comments:http://kotaku.com/thats-not-how-breasts-work-ryse-1474988961
hardinparamedic: Well, you gotta give WoW credit on this one, guys: At least the female armor there isn't a plate mail bikini.
kroonermanblack: Ghastly: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x375]Woop! Woop!Hey, the breast physics are the least concern in the 'hands move 360 degrees like a 'chopper' gif.
Mad_Radhu: I was led to believe that they behave much like bags of sand.
EvilEgg: "which later spawned the horrendous DOA: Beach Volleyball titles"I can't be the only one who read that as beach volleyball titties.
Jim_Callahan: Well, it's one of the two parts of human anatomy that can't really be represented with simple static physics involving a set of points with fixed relationships, so the math is significantly harder on the render. Graphics designers aren't known for their deep mastery of fluid dynamics and calculation-cost measurements with differential equation solution functions, so I'm not gonna hold my breath on them getting it realistically any time soon.// The other part being testicles, which aren't usually an issue because of how censorship works these days.
StopLurkListen: by the way, if you haven't had the "uncanny valley" explained, it's about how when characters are in motion, really simplified representations of a figure get warm, sympathetic feelings from your audience, but the more realistic the character is, the harder it is to keep the audience from feeling repulsed, horrified, or disgusted.[upload.wikimedia.org image 850x663]
Lachwen: hardinparamedic: Well, you gotta give WoW credit on this one, guys: At least the female armor there isn't a plate mail bikini.[gomakemeasandwich.files.wordpress.com image 791x320]Say again?
HalEmmerich: I think they generally moved away from that over time. When I played, starting after Wrath of the Lich King came out I can't remember ever coming across any female armor that looked like that, though maybe I wasn't paying enough attention in town and I never did get very far on that blood elf alt...
fusillade762: "In Japanese animation, they have a concept of 'fan service'Dude, it's not just an anime thing anymore.
Ed Grubermann: It's not so much that they move too much, it's that they move all wrong.
picturescrazy: I have two thoughts on this. One, you would think after the many years and attempts, they'd have the physics down by now.
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