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(Portland Press Herald)   She is not a prostitute, What she does is meet men who have broken marriages or have no one in their lives, and she meets with them and has delightful conversation. Or stabs them 20 times. Stab, stab, stab   (pressherald.com) divider line 40
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2013-12-07 06:32:09 PM
Still a better love story than Twilight.
 
2013-12-07 06:34:38 PM
Spooning leads to forking which leads to knifing.
 
2013-12-07 06:34:49 PM
Aileen Wuornos redux?
 
2013-12-07 06:35:12 PM
What the fark is wrong with people?
 
2013-12-07 06:36:58 PM
immortalmusic.net
 
2013-12-07 06:37:24 PM
You know what they say, A family that kills together, stays together.
 
2013-12-07 06:37:38 PM
But did he get a happy ending before she got stabby?
 
2013-12-07 06:40:33 PM
If you'd have seen it,
If you'd have been there,
You know that you would have done the same!
 
2013-12-07 06:41:41 PM
Good thing she's not a prostitute.
 
2013-12-07 06:43:03 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-07 06:45:41 PM
Nice to know that the Brothel for the Slaking of Intellectual Lusts is still around.

/dnrta
 
2013-12-07 06:45:55 PM
They stabbed a man in Sunbury, just to watch him die.
 
2013-12-07 06:54:44 PM
Sound like the Perfect Match™ -- just what Match.com wants your to think they offer in that premium package.
 
2013-12-07 06:57:57 PM
Aaw a honeymoon on death row, how romantic. Maybe they might get a conjugal before too.
 
2013-12-07 06:58:22 PM

you are a puppet: Still a better love story than Twilight.


Done in one
 
2013-12-07 07:01:57 PM
Should have just gotten into professional cuddling.

Portland's professional cuddler: a snuggle round-up
 
2013-12-07 07:11:04 PM
farking disgusting. If you're going to kill somebody for the sake of killing somebody, there are plenty of scumbags on this earth who are just as easy to get to and deserve it more than the some guy cheating on his wife (hell, maybe it was even an open marriage).
Hopefully prison will help keep the two sacks of garbage from procreating.
 
2013-12-07 07:18:36 PM
But was she hot?  Cause it might be worth it.

/just sayin
//dnrtfa
 
2013-12-07 07:19:15 PM
How does that work? The guy comes home after a long day and says, "Ya know, honey. I was thinkin'. Whadya say we have a date night next Wednesday and kill a stranger? How's that sound?" They talk it over, agree it sounds like fun, and make it work. Makes no sense to me.

And how do you pronounce his name? He looks to be missing a vowel or two.

If there's ever a reason not to completely abolish the death penalty, these two are a prime example.
 
2013-12-07 07:19:17 PM
You have had all that money can give you, but that wasn't enough. You became a thrill seeker...  Kill for a thrill.  This thrill seeking became the one great thing in your life, piling one thrill on another until... the murder.  Kill for the love of killing.
 
2013-12-07 07:20:57 PM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Spooning leads to forking which leads to knifing.


I see you've played knifey-spooney before.
 
2013-12-07 07:27:16 PM

pheelix: You know what they say, A family that kills together, stays together.


ic.pics.livejournal.com
 
2013-12-07 07:27:28 PM
Doesn't matter; had sex?
 
2013-12-07 07:43:25 PM
www.reelgood.com.au
 
2013-12-07 07:53:41 PM
So, her story was the guy groped then tried to strangle her, at which point the knife she keeps handily in between the front seats became proper useful, bought some cleaning chemicals to wipe up the mess with no intention of calling the cops, then causally took her husband to a strip club 'cause it was his birthday.

See where you screwed up, Miranda? If it was his birthday, clearly his sexual request was farking you in da butt/titty farking. I would say threesome, but less people in on the lie, the better.
 
2013-12-07 08:52:09 PM
Good thing these two are stupid, otherwise there's no telling how many they could have killed.
 
2013-12-07 09:08:13 PM
Hope they have fun spending their lives apart in prison, as the guy soon becomes the bride.
 
2013-12-07 09:17:29 PM

pheelix: You know what they say, A family that kills slays together, stays together.

 
2013-12-07 09:27:54 PM
I kinda want to stab something after that headline.
 
2013-12-07 09:34:39 PM

Kif_D: You have had all that money can give you, but that wasn't enough. You became a thrill seeker...  Kill for a thrill.  This thrill seeking became the one great thing in your life, piling one thrill on another until... the murder.  Kill for the love of killing.


CONNECT THE GODDAMN DOTS

/do you believe in angels?
 
2013-12-07 09:50:16 PM
Definitely something bad in the water up there
 
2013-12-07 09:54:55 PM
I think pottery would have been a better couple's hobby.
 
2013-12-07 10:45:52 PM
Yes.  I'm fairly liberal.  But to this day, I don't understand the legal and social stigma associated with prostitution.  I think it should be completely legal.  Sure, regulate the industry.  Make sure prostitutes are tested and treated regularly for sexually transmitted disease, but seriously, why make it illegal?

I've never and likely never will solicit a prostitute for services.  But I think it's ridiculous to chastise someone in the sex industry and even more ridiculous to  make their line of work illegal.  The loopholes these men and women have to jump through, the games they have to play, it's all pointless.  The fact is, no matter how illegal you make it, it still goes on, and always will.  You can't stop it, so why not at least make it semi legitimate and legal?

True story.  I used to live with a male prostitute.  He was and is a genuinely good person.  His profession doesn't suddenly make him a bad guy.  Sure I no longer live with him, but that decision had nothing to do with the line of work he was in and more to do with the fact that I needed and wanted to live alone.  I think nothing less of him and genuinely think it's a travesty that he has to operate his business undercover the way he does.  The fact is, the reason it's illegal is primarily due to outdated faux moral legislation.
 
2013-12-07 11:29:27 PM
This may seem strange, but there's nothing like that on my bucket list.
 
2013-12-08 03:16:08 AM

you are a puppet: Still a better love story than Twilight.


denver.mylittlefacewhen.com
 
2013-12-08 07:37:29 AM
I call shenanigans. No man is going to pay someone $850 just to walk around a mall.
 
2013-12-08 09:46:24 AM
Man, winters in Maine are brutal....
 
2013-12-08 10:37:52 AM
And by delightful conversation we mean she gets all stabby!
 
2013-12-08 02:58:20 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-12-08 05:45:53 PM

Cubs300: How does that work? The guy comes home after a long day and says, "Ya know, honey. I was thinkin'. Whadya say we have a date night next Wednesday and kill a stranger? How's that sound?" They talk it over, agree it sounds like fun, and make it work. Makes no sense to me.

And how do you pronounce his name? He looks to be missing a vowel or two.

If there's ever a reason not to completely abolish the death penalty, these two are a prime example.


It's pronounced Throat Warbler Mandrake.
 
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