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(Daily Mail)   Woman never eats fruit, vegetables, fresh meat or fish, does not exercise, smokes up to 20 cigarettes a day, is still super healthy, totally hot and hittable (w/pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 112
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2013-12-07 03:37:29 PM
Ummm... no.
 
2013-12-07 03:42:42 PM
So she has X-Men powers. Who gives a shiat? That doesn't apply to the rest of us. I guess the trade off is that she looks like a dude.
 
2013-12-07 03:45:59 PM
She's early 20's. By 30 she'll be a porker, by 40 a type 2 diabetic blob
 
2013-12-07 03:47:08 PM
So she's one in a billion who won the genetic lottery, and will still more than likely die a horrible, prolongued death thanks to her lifestyle choices?

The Daily Mail is shiat.
 
2013-12-07 03:50:19 PM
That's like every single person they interview who lives to be 112 always brag that they smoke 20 cigars and drink a gallon of wine every day. Good for you, Wolverine.
 
2013-12-07 03:56:47 PM
Fist, angry god, etc....
 
2013-12-07 04:02:18 PM
 
2013-12-07 04:08:03 PM
Daily Mail version of totally hot.
 
2013-12-07 04:09:10 PM

GRCooper: She's early 20's. By 30 she'll be a porker, by 40 a type 2 diabetic blob


Exactly. If we were going to go by the peak performance period of our life everybody could be amazed that I could drink a 12 beers a night and still be productive at work the next day.

Because that shiat just does not happen for me any more. Anything more than 5 drinks and I don't want to leave the house the next day.
 
2013-12-07 04:11:24 PM

jaylectricity: Anything more than 5 drinks and I don't want to leave the house the next day.


And any less than 5 drinks and I can't leave the house in the morning.
 
2013-12-07 04:26:26 PM

KeeptheChief: Ummm... no.


British hot.
 
2013-12-07 04:33:02 PM

jaylectricity: GRCooper: She's early 20's. By 30 she'll be a porker, by 40 a type 2 diabetic blob

Exactly. If we were going to go by the peak performance period of our life everybody could be amazed that I could drink a 12 beers a night and still be productive at work the next day.

Because that shiat just does not happen for me any more. Anything more than 5 drinks and I don't want to leave the house the next day.


Age is a biatch. I used to be able to drink like a Russian sailor. Anything more than 3 now and I stay in bed.
 
2013-12-07 04:36:34 PM

2wolves: Daily Mail version of totally hot.


And severely airbrushed at that

What's up with her arm in that one pic? It's like she has a sleeve tattoo that they tried to "tone down" but not remove completely.
 
2013-12-07 04:48:20 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: I used to be able to drink like a Russian sailor. Anything more than 3 now and I stay in bed.


You're lucky, you'll outlive guys like me who have an embarrassingly high tolerance for someone my weight.
 
2013-12-07 04:57:24 PM
Call Roto-rooter.
 
2013-12-07 04:58:33 PM
Gee, somehow I knew this was the Daily Fail before I finished reading the headline.
 
2013-12-07 04:59:20 PM
Daily Mail? So British hot then

*checks link*

Meh
 
2013-12-07 05:00:12 PM
Now that she doesn't smoke, you can bet the weight will start to add up.
I've seen it hundreds of times when people stop smoking.


up until two months ago smoked up to 20 cigarettes a day
 
2013-12-07 05:00:29 PM
'mosterella sticks'
 
2013-12-07 05:01:55 PM
Her head looks like a mix of Anne Coulter's face and a watermelon.
 
2013-12-07 05:02:16 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

That is all!
 
2013-12-07 05:02:18 PM
I'm not falling for that one, Subby
 
2013-12-07 05:02:44 PM
Speaking from the other side of the 30-40 divide?  You just keep that up, normal-looking girl.  You'll be warshin' yerself with a rag on a stick within a decade.  And so habituated to eating crap you won't know how to stop.  Aging.  It ain't a picnic.
 
2013-12-07 05:03:08 PM

GRCooper: She's early 20's. By 30 she'll be a porker, by 40 a type 2 diabetic blob


Yeah, bfd. My immunity to food disappeared in my mid 20s (with a knee injury that left me excercise-less and quitting smoking). Now I have to watch what I eat. Very, very closely.
 
2013-12-07 05:03:20 PM

p51d007: Now that she doesn't smoke, you can bet the weight will start to add up.
I've seen it hundreds of times when people stop smoking.


Also known as an oral fixation...she likes things in her mouth...if ya know what I mean, and I think you do
 
2013-12-07 05:06:40 PM
They probably just made up a bunch of shiat.

And seriously? We are getting dangerously close to Us Weekly territory with these shiatty Daily Fail articles.
 
2013-12-07 05:07:56 PM

voodoomedic: p51d007: Now that she doesn't smoke, you can bet the weight will start to add up.
I've seen it hundreds of times when people stop smoking.

Also known as an oral fixation...she likes things in her mouth...if ya know what I mean, and I think you do


My pecker knows.
 
2013-12-07 05:08:48 PM
I won! Left high school as size 28, currently a 30, although I wore a 32 when I was working more sedelantarily.
I eat what I want, drink way too much, but do physically demanding work.
Every blood test shows great cholesterol, proteins and white cells.
In great shape physically is something to be happy for.
I'd rather be fat and in good mental health.
 
2013-12-07 05:11:51 PM
She...she isn't that bad-looking. She's fairly decent, of a reasonable size, and although she has no forehead, she's at least as attractive as most of the women in my city.

...ok, so I live in Louisiana. But she's still kind of attractive. And better-looking than Sarah Jessica Horseface.
 
2013-12-07 05:13:21 PM
Oh she's okay.  I've done worse.
 
2013-12-07 05:14:05 PM
Eh... metabolism and lifestyle play a larger part than what you eat. If you're sedentary with a low metabolism you'll put on weight eating fish and salads.

People need to harp less about what people are eating. It's retarded.
 
2013-12-07 05:14:17 PM

GRCooper: She's early 20's. By 30 she'll be a porker, by 40 a type 2 diabetic blob


No no, she'll be in the best shape of her life and sex will be better.
 
2013-12-07 05:18:20 PM
Looks to me like she's about to burst out into a greasy femjabba at aaaaany moment.

That's not genes.  That's youth, and she looks to be running out of it.
 
2013-12-07 05:19:09 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: GRCooper: She's early 20's. By 30 she'll be a porker, by 40 a type 2 diabetic blob

No no, she'll be in the best shape of her life and sex will be better.


-10 for yet another piss poor attempt to bring your particular brand of trolling to an unrelated thread.
 
2013-12-07 05:20:26 PM
Daily Fail + "totally hot and hittable" = no clicky.
 
2013-12-07 05:20:37 PM
Hittable with what?? Somebody already used the ugly stick on her.
 
2013-12-07 05:21:11 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk
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2013-12-07 05:21:16 PM

Mrbogey: Eh... metabolism and lifestyle play a larger part than what you eat. If you're sedentary with a low metabolism you'll put on weight eating fish and salads.


I walk, eat junk food , smoke cigarettes, and drink loads of beer but don't gain weight or look older than 25(I'm 35 BTW).
/My brother and younger cousins are fat, balding and greying, and have a much healthier diet
 
2013-12-07 05:23:34 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: Quantum Apostrophe: GRCooper: She's early 20's. By 30 she'll be a porker, by 40 a type 2 diabetic blob

No no, she'll be in the best shape of her life and sex will be better.

-10 for yet another piss poor attempt to bring your particular brand of trolling to an unrelated thread.


Look, you either believe aging is a wonderful process or you don't. It's that simple. Young people should be lining up for GRC's rapid-aging pills to bypass all that useless youth.

AcneVulgaris: Looks to me like she's about to burst out into a greasy femjabba at aaaaany moment.

That's not genes.  That's youth, and she looks to be running out of it.


Youth is bad. We shouldn't study it or try to prolong it. She's just trying to get to that exalted state known as middle-age so she can finally enjoy life.
 
2013-12-07 05:23:58 PM

Theaetetus: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x442]
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#2 is a completely inefficient method of drinking beer.
 
2013-12-07 05:26:23 PM

Alec Beevers: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x442]

That is all!


I can't believe it took that long...
 
2013-12-07 05:26:25 PM
Wait, pizza is not a vegetable?
 
2013-12-07 05:26:26 PM

jaylectricity: GRCooper: She's early 20's. By 30 she'll be a porker, by 40 a type 2 diabetic blob

Exactly. If we were going to go by the peak performance period of our life everybody could be amazed that I could drink a 12 beers a night and still be productive at work the next day.

Because that shiat just does not happen for me any more. Anything more than 5 drinks and I don't want to leave the house the next day.


This.

At 52, it takes me all night to do what I used to do all night.
 
2013-12-07 05:29:34 PM

GRCooper: She's early 20's. By 30 she'll be a porker, by 40 a type 2 diabetic blob


This, in my early twenties I could've eaten shiat every day (and often did) and not gained an ounce.
 
2013-12-07 05:30:57 PM

jaylectricity: GRCooper: She's early 20's. By 30 she'll be a porker, by 40 a type 2 diabetic blob

Exactly. If we were going to go by the peak performance period of our life everybody could be amazed that I could drink a 12 beers a night and still be productive at work the next day.

Because that shiat just does not happen for me any more. Anything more than 5 drinks and I don't want to leave the house the next day.


Wait wait wait wait. Wait. Are you implying that your 20s are the peak performance period of your life?
 
2013-12-07 05:32:33 PM
nope
 
2013-12-07 05:34:53 PM
You can eat whatever the hell you want as long as you manage your total intake.

...and thats where every single fat person ever has failed.
 
2013-12-07 05:34:58 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: Quantum Apostrophe: GRCooper: She's early 20's. By 30 she'll be a porker, by 40 a type 2 diabetic blob

No no, she'll be in the best shape of her life and sex will be better.

-10 for yet another piss poor attempt to bring your particular brand of trolling to an unrelated thread.


No, he's just missing the point by 180 degrees as usual.

See QA, if she eats right and takes care of herself in her early 20's, she won't fall apart by 40.

Now, I'm not going to assume that just because QA is falling apart at 40 that he lived a sedentary life, eating crap food, but if I had to put money on whether or not he did, I know where the smart money goes.  I do know that assuming everyone falls apart by 40 just because he did is freakin' retarded.
 
2013-12-07 05:38:57 PM
I thought she was early thirties. Then saw her parents' ages and my reaction went from "Wow" to "Oh..."
 
2013-12-07 05:39:29 PM
Smoking helps keep you thin.....still going to die with a tube in her throat.
 
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