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(Mother Nature Network)   The most obnoxious baby names of 2013: Ajax, Apollo, Blip, Blue, Cheese, Chevy, Daxx, Fairy, Feline, Holmes, Hurricane, Kazz, Harlowe, Kinzly, Kalliope, Kiwi, Kodiak, Nyx, Panda, Stetson, Tulip, Ziggo, and Zion   (mnn.com) divider line 253
    More: Stupid, Daxx, queers, cheeses, Tulip, Ziggo  
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2013-12-07 07:49:59 AM
Obligatory:

i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-07 08:17:14 AM
Apollo...Kalliope


i522.photobucket.com

Approve.
 
2013-12-07 08:25:00 AM
My inlaws have a cocker spaniel named Kodiak.
Cranky old git these days.
 
2013-12-07 08:44:22 AM
I'd say that every person should be offered a free legal "do-over" when turning 18 to repair parental asspipery of this nature, but, when I was 18 there was a very real chance I'd have changed my name to "Fark You, Iron Maiden RULES" Nerves.
 
2013-12-07 09:03:25 AM
I dunno, I'm kinda digging on Ajax
 
2013-12-07 09:11:15 AM
No "black" names? They either didn't want to offend anyone or couldn't spell them.
 
2013-12-07 09:31:44 AM
We foster cats and have used at least three names on that list this year... FOR CATS.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of that, or sad.
 
2013-12-07 10:56:49 AM

dahmers love zombie: Obligatory:


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2013-12-07 10:57:27 AM

Mugato: No "black" names? They either didn't want to offend anyone or couldn't spell them.


Also that'sracist.jpg
 
2013-12-07 10:59:10 AM
Stetson's are cool

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2013-12-07 10:59:34 AM

Mugato: No "black" names? They either didn't want to offend anyone or couldn't spell them.


do you know any mormons? they have very uncommon names for their children too. so do hipsters, and muslims, and people from China...anyway, what's your point?
 
2013-12-07 10:59:58 AM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I'd say that every person should be offered a free legal "do-over" when turning 18 to repair parental asspipery of this nature, but, when I was 18 there was a very real chance I'd have changed my name to "Fark You, Iron Maiden RULES" Nerves.


errr at 18 you do have that right

// I used it
 
2013-12-07 11:00:35 AM

sno man: We foster cats and have used at least three names on that list this year... FOR CATS.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of that, or sad.


I had a cat named Tom once. Cats that have the same name as a human are not that uncommon.
 
2013-12-07 11:00:53 AM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I'd say that every person should be offered a free legal "do-over" when turning 18 to repair parental asspipery of this nature, but, when I was 18 there was a very real chance I'd have changed my name to "Fark You, Iron Maiden RULES" Nerves.


I don't know if it's free, but it is legal.
 
2013-12-07 11:01:24 AM
I don't know, I think Ajax, Nyx and Holmes are pretty cool.
 
2013-12-07 11:01:37 AM

GRCooper: I dunno, I'm kinda digging on Ajax


Yeah, I kind of like the idea of names borrowed from mythology.  Too bad I'll never find a woman who will let me name our kid Odysseus.

/maybe she'd settle for Nobody?
 
2013-12-07 11:03:09 AM

CipollinaFan: sno man: We foster cats and have used at least three names on that list this year... FOR CATS.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of that, or sad.

I had a cat named Tom once. Cats that have the same name as a human are not that uncommon.


At least it wasn't Paul, what a silly name for a cat.
 
2013-12-07 11:03:34 AM
Reading a book where the main character's name is Blue. Not a bad little series
 
2013-12-07 11:03:56 AM
At least three babies in 2013 where named Ziggo.

Stopped reading right there.
 
2013-12-07 11:05:03 AM
You missed "Grayson".
 
2013-12-07 11:05:40 AM

dahmers love zombie: Obligatory:

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Came here for this

/over in one
 
2013-12-07 11:09:48 AM
List incomplete without Katniss
 
2013-12-07 11:10:16 AM
Dax? Sounds like a Star Trek fan to me.

Also, Apollo and Ajax are fine, classical names.
 
2013-12-07 11:10:31 AM

Dr J Zoidberg: Reading a book where the main character's name is Blue. Not a bad little series


I've read that one too.

ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2013-12-07 11:10:49 AM
cdn.rsvlts.com

Obama Hussain Barack.
 
2013-12-07 11:12:28 AM
The Key & Peele commentary on the name situation -  is quite funny.

/Squeeeeeeeeps!
 
2013-12-07 11:12:47 AM
Cheese?

I know now a kid named Cosby Jack.
 
2013-12-07 11:13:23 AM

big pig peaches: Cheese?

I know now a kid named Cosby Jack.


Colby Jack that is.
 
2013-12-07 11:13:26 AM

GRCooper: I dunno, I'm kinda digging on Ajax


No. Do not name your child asynchronous javascript and xml
 
2013-12-07 11:13:37 AM
www.nndb.com

\approves
 
2013-12-07 11:15:23 AM

Bigger Leftist Intarweb Schlong: Nyx and Holmes are pretty cool.


Yes, Nyx. Now your child can be the god of the night. Or the night itself! How cool is that?

I think for many people names they might use in video games is overlapping with what they call their children.
 
2013-12-07 11:15:33 AM

HMS_Blinkin: GRCooper: I dunno, I'm kinda digging on Ajax

Yeah, I kind of like the idea of names borrowed from mythology.  Too bad I'll never find a woman who will let me name our kid Odysseus.

/maybe she'd settle for Nobody?


I taught a girl named Antigone, she said I was the first person to pronounce her name correctly after reading it.
 
2013-12-07 11:16:10 AM
I want to name my son slambonious thunderfunk, but my wife isn't having it.

She's a little sold on Tiberius, so I've got that going...
 
2013-12-07 11:16:11 AM

sno man: We foster cats and have used at least three names on that list this year... FOR CATS.


s28.postimg.org
 
2013-12-07 11:17:03 AM
Boys
1. Jackson
2. Aiden
3. Liam
4. Lucas
5. Noah
6. Mason
7. Jayden
8. Ethan
9. Jacob
10. Jack


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2013-12-07 11:17:53 AM

joonyer: GRCooper: I dunno, I'm kinda digging on Ajax

No. Do not name your child asynchronous javascript and xml


jonraasch.com
 
2013-12-07 11:18:21 AM
Headline reads like a listing of open source OS distributions...
 
2013-12-07 11:20:20 AM

Bigger Leftist Intarweb Schlong: I don't know, I think Ajax, Nyx and Holmes are pretty cool.


I'm gonna have to agree.  I also liked Harlowe.
 
2013-12-07 11:20:34 AM

Mrs.Sharpier: Mugato: No "black" names? They either didn't want to offend anyone or couldn't spell them.

do you know any mormons? they have very uncommon names for their children too. so do hipsters, and muslims, and people from China...anyway, what's your point?


His point is that "black: names are somehow more stupid than naming your child Cheese or Fairy. He's wrong.
 
2013-12-07 11:20:44 AM
Blip? Is that boy's name or girl's name?
 
2013-12-07 11:21:06 AM

J. Frank Parnell: Bigger Leftist Intarweb Schlong: Nyx and Holmes are pretty cool.

Yes, Nyx. Now your child can be the god of the night. Or the night itself! How cool is that?

I think for many people names they might use in video games is overlapping with what they call their children.


A co-worker named his son Nyx, I didn't have the heart to tell him that Nyx is the Goddess of the night.
 
2013-12-07 11:22:03 AM

satanorsanta: I taught a girl named Antigone, she said I was the first person to pronounce her name correctly after reading it.


I feel like that's a pretty bad pick for a name for one pretty big reason..
 
2013-12-07 11:22:10 AM

Mugato: No "black" names? They either didn't want to offend anyone or couldn't spell them.


Spelling is a requirement?

/looking at you, Jameis, D'brickishaw, and Barkevious
 
2013-12-07 11:22:43 AM
I was expecting way more Daenerys, Tyrion, Bran and Eddard
 
2013-12-07 11:23:14 AM

TXEric: Headline reads like a listing of open source OS distributions...


Hey that reminds me Suffering Sharkjump should be out in a few months...
 
2013-12-07 11:24:34 AM
Daxx? With Dos Equis?

Why not Fritto with two f's?

Not Sure.
 
2013-12-07 11:26:45 AM
 
2013-12-07 11:26:55 AM

Mugato: No "black" names? They either didn't want to offend anyone or couldn't spell them.


Jayden
 
2013-12-07 11:28:05 AM
My vote still goes to 'Hingle.'
 
2013-12-07 11:29:23 AM

Slartibartfaster: Mr. Coffee Nerves: I'd say that every person should be offered a free legal "do-over" when turning 18 to repair parental asspipery of this nature, but, when I was 18 there was a very real chance I'd have changed my name to "Fark You, Iron Maiden RULES" Nerves.

errr at 18 you do have that right

// I used it


I think that his emphasis was "free". Last time that I checked, name changes were not.
 
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