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(Channel 3000 Madison)   Man attacked with golf club in church. Nearer my God to tee   (channel3000.com) divider line 27
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2013-12-07 01:51:10 AM
FORE! God so loved the world, that He gave.......   (Par 3:16)
 
2013-12-07 07:30:08 AM
If at first you don't get green...
 
2013-12-07 08:38:34 AM
"On it." - God

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2013-12-07 10:34:36 AM

phlegmmo: FORE! God so loved the world, that He gave.......   (Par 3:16)


He created the birdies and the bees.
 
2013-12-07 10:46:31 AM
When asked what should happen to the man, Father Mulligan said he should be let off lightly, because of his handicap.
 
2013-12-07 10:47:09 AM
Another tweaker golf tournament gone wrong.
 
2013-12-07 10:48:08 AM
Did the club belong to Cardinal Glick?
 
2013-12-07 10:50:52 AM
/Golf Clap
 
2013-12-07 10:51:15 AM
Bravo subby, +1

\golf clap
 
2013-12-07 10:53:58 AM
So a priest is golfing with a parishoner. First hole, the parishoner misses an easy putt, says "dammit. Oops, sorry father."

Three holes later, parishioner overshoots a dog-leg fairway and winds up in a sand trap. "dammit, missed again." The priest clears his throat. "sorry father, won't happen again."

Ninth hole, parishoner slices his drive right into the rough. "dammit, missed AGAIN."

Priest says "my son, if you swear again I will have to call down God's wrath upon you."

Thoroughly frightened, the parishoner plays the back nine holes in near silence. And, as it happens, nearly perfectly. So he's understandibly upset when, on the 18th hole, he again misses an easy putt. "aww, DAMMIT, missed again!"

The priest sighs and his lips move in silent prayer. The heavens cloud up and a lightning bolt sizzles down. The priest drops dead.

And the parishioner hears a voice from the sky say "DAMMIT! MISSED AGAIN!"

/moldy oldie is old
 
2013-12-07 10:56:54 AM
FTFA: He told officers he was assaulted by a man as he was opening St. Gabriel's Church and was struck twice with a golf club.

Par for the Prairie du Chien church is actually three, so I'm impressed.
 
2013-12-07 11:01:33 AM
A priest was out golfing with some parishioners when a thunderstorm struck. As they headed back to the clubhouse, the priest grabbed his one-iron and held it up towards the sky.

Back at the clubhouse a parishioner asked "Father, why did you hold your club like that? Isn't it dangerous?"

The priest replied "Quite the contrary. Not even God can hit a one-iron"
 
2013-12-07 11:15:30 AM

desertfool: A priest was out golfing with some parishioners when a thunderstorm struck. As they headed back to the clubhouse, the priest grabbed his one-iron and held it up towards the sky.

Back at the clubhouse a parishioner asked "Father, why did you hold your club like that? Isn't it dangerous?"

The priest replied "Quite the contrary. Not even God can hit a one-iron"


--Lee Trevino

RAND PAUL
 
2013-12-07 11:16:00 AM
  Zog?
 
2013-12-07 11:19:13 AM
A MAN CHOOSES!
 
2013-12-07 11:19:47 AM
Jesus Sliced Almighty!
 
2013-12-07 11:38:20 AM
And Golfers we shall be

Fore tee, my Lord, fore tee.
 
2013-12-07 11:49:42 AM
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2013-12-07 11:52:35 AM
Apparently, the attacker was having a stroke.

/or two...
//or three...
 
2013-12-07 12:09:58 PM
Here at the Church of the Little White Ball, we have our traditions...
 
2013-12-07 01:03:58 PM
I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess it was over a woman.
 
2013-12-07 02:00:08 PM
The legal decision as read from court records:   The perpetrator made a conscious decision to play flog instead of golf, and for that, his balls shall remain unwashed.
 
2013-12-07 02:22:38 PM
1+ subby
 
2013-12-07 03:17:17 PM
I keep snickering at the attacker's name (Chad Dahling). Maybe the victim did too.
 
2013-12-07 03:45:21 PM
Wasn't this how St. Andrew was martyred?
 
2013-12-07 05:32:07 PM
"I noticed your grips were worn sir, I can put some stick-em on there, it's my fault really."
 
2013-12-07 05:34:17 PM
This isn't going to end well.
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