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(The Hollywood Reporter)   Here's a slideshow of Wonder Woman's Hollywood history, from the goodness of Lynda Carter's cleavage and the animated versions, to the badness of Adrianne Palicki and the girl who needs a sammitch they just chose for Superman/Batman   (hollywoodreporter.com) divider line 118
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2013-12-07 08:13:10 AM
 
2013-12-07 08:23:26 AM
The new girl makes Kiera Knightly look like Salma Hayek.

What's up with the art in Slide #11?
 
2013-12-07 08:57:54 AM
She has no tits.

/I feel like I've betrayed my feminism saying that...
 
2013-12-07 09:40:46 AM

SecretAgentWoman: She has no tits.

/I feel like I've betrayed my feminism saying that...


You've betrayed more than your feminism.


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2013-12-07 10:54:04 AM

thamike: SecretAgentWoman: She has no tits.

/I feel like I've betrayed my feminism saying that...

You've betrayed more than your feminism.


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She's bending over forward, and pushing her size A's together with her arms to imply cleavage.
 
2013-12-07 10:55:32 AM
geekxgirls.com

No tits.
 
2013-12-07 11:02:56 AM
Wonder Woman is supposed to be a big broad, not someone who looks like they could be broken by a strong wind.

One of those MMA chicks would have made a decent Wonder Woman, especially if they're going with someone with no major name value.
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2013-12-07 12:20:11 PM
Next to Linda Carter all the others are sub-standard.
 
2013-12-07 12:22:52 PM

SecretAgentWoman: thamike: SecretAgentWoman: She has no tits.

/I feel like I've betrayed my feminism saying that...

You've betrayed more than your feminism.


[cdn2.screenjunkies.com image 800x1220]

She's bending over forward, and pushing her size A's together with her arms to imply cleavage.


OMG shut up!
 
2013-12-07 12:29:02 PM

SecretAgentWoman: [geekxgirls.com image 500x720]

No tits.



Oh, we thought you were looking for a WonderBra Woman.
 
2013-12-07 12:37:00 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Wonder Woman is supposed to be a big broad, not someone who looks like they could be broken by a strong wind.

One of those MMA chicks would have made a decent Wonder Woman, especially if they're going with someone with no major name value.
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Gina Carano or Ronda Rousey.  I could see Rousey going brunette for the role.  Anything less than either of those two is a waste of a perfect body.  Honestly, if they gave a shiat about the acting in the new movie why'd they go with Affleck?
 
2013-12-07 12:39:31 PM
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2013-12-07 12:39:41 PM
Gadot acted so meh in the Fast and Sulfurous movies, I'm waiting to see if she'll actually amaze us or blow up in WBs faces.
 
2013-12-07 12:39:59 PM
A proper Amazonian would have one of her boobs cut off, to "properly" work a war-bow. Not sure how well that would translate, but it would make for a pretty bold/badass Wonder Woman. Directed by Penny Marshall.
 
2013-12-07 12:47:09 PM
Is this the movie directed by Zack Snyder and starring Ben Affleck?

I give it a 50/50 chance of being this decade's version of "Batman and Robin".  Eventually, everyone is going to discover that they've had more than enough with all the superhero movies, thank you very much.  This might be the film that does it.
 
2013-12-07 12:52:59 PM

SecretAgentWoman: No tits.


You're in trouble when Wonder Woman's elbow is bigger around than her upper arm.

I am so disappoint.
 
2013-12-07 12:56:26 PM

milkyshirt: SecretAgentWoman: No tits.

You're in trouble when Wonder Woman's elbow is bigger around than her upper arm.

I am so disappoint.


Yeah, why is Affleck working out for his Batman role? He could have a beer gut and a mullet and resemble Batman just as much as this chick resembles Wonder Woman.
 
2013-12-07 01:00:41 PM
Huh. I always thought Linda Carter was more ripped and a lot more solid than that picture showed. She doesn't look that much more solid than Gal Gadot; must be my memory playing tricks on me. (or a bad picture of Carter as WW.)

Still, considering how much training one can do between now and filming it's possible that Gadot might be able to get herself ripped enough look passably like a tough chick. It will also depend on what sort of angle they're going for - if they're going for the "realistic" angle then the bust size won't be that important. If they want to make it more like a Comic Book movie, they'll need to do something about the bust size. On that topic,  yeah, Gadot is part of the TTC but look at Gina Carano and other MMA women fighters. They're a good 20-30lbs heavier than Gadot, so if Gadot puts on 15lbs for the movie, she might be rockin' a C cup by that point. Which is big enough, I'd say. Or they can use movie magic to give her the Lara Croft special.

We'll see in the next few years how things develop. Right now it's just too early to really have an opinion on the matter. Who knows - she might turn out to be another Heath Ledger Joker. (Not saying she's going to win an Oscar for it, I'm just talking about how much better Ledger's Joker was than what we Fanboys/Girls predicted when we first heard he was cast as the Joker) Who knows?
 
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2013-12-07 01:00:43 PM

SecretAgentWoman: She has no tits.

/I feel like I've betrayed my feminism saying that...


emag.co.uk

But she's PRETTY.
 
2013-12-07 01:01:04 PM

The Larch: I give it a 50/50 chance of being this decade's version of "Batman and Robin".  Eventually, everyone is going to discover that they've had more than enough with all the superhero movies, thank you very much.  This might be the film that does it.


Not gonna happen, people have been wanting to see this a long time and it'll make money plus the MCU is even making better films and raking in dough right now.
Not even Shaq with Steel will kill the genre. Not even Batman and Robin 2...maybe that.
 
2013-12-07 01:01:50 PM

The Larch: Is this the movie directed by Zack Snyder and starring Ben Affleck?

I give it a 50/50 chance of being this decade's version of "Batman and Robin".  Eventually, everyone is going to discover that they've had more than enough with all the superhero movies, thank you very much.  This might be the film that does it.


I'm not as optimistic as you are about it not being the B&R of the decade.  Not as sure about it killing superhero movies, as it's been going for years now, but it might.
 
2013-12-07 01:03:53 PM
I've always thought Zoe Bell would be a good choice.
 
2013-12-07 01:04:31 PM

The Larch: Is this the movie directed by Zack Snyder and starring Ben Affleck?

I give it a 50/50 chance of being this decade's version of "Batman and Robin".  Eventually, everyone is going to discover that they've had more than enough with all the DC Comics superhero movies, thank you very much.  This might be the film that does it.


FTFY.

I don't see Marvel's properties crashing and burning anytime soon. Not when the utter crap that was the Avengers is still held up as the current Gold Standard for Comic Book movies.

/Yeah, I said it. The Avengers sucked.
//I know I'm in a minority there, since the movie's made enough money that even Hollywood accountants are having trouble saying it's lost money.
 
2013-12-07 01:06:32 PM

SecretAgentWoman: She has no tits.

/I feel like I've betrayed my feminism saying that...


Cuz she's a twofer: she'll play both Wonder Woman and Robin.
 
2013-12-07 01:10:03 PM
She's a little on the thin side but she does have some boobage.


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2013-12-07 01:11:26 PM
They should've gone with:

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2013-12-07 01:12:07 PM
DCAU Wonder Woman (JL/JLU) is absolutely awesome, they need to find a way to keep that kind of personality and attitude on the big screen.
 
2013-12-07 01:14:44 PM

FirstNationalBastard: milkyshirt: SecretAgentWoman: No tits.

You're in trouble when Wonder Woman's elbow is bigger around than her upper arm.

I am so disappoint.

Yeah, why is Affleck working out for his Batman role? He could have a beer gut and a mullet and resemble Batman just as much as this chick resembles Wonder Woman.


One can make the argument that she can beef up, which would make her look a lot better than she does now, but unless she can magically make her frame larger (and taller, assuming she's a typical Hollywood 5'2), she's not going to be a convincing WW. Unless they're going to make constant use of those Tom Cruise filming tricks.

Also, Affleck Batman with beer gut and mullet is a fantastic mental image.
 
2013-12-07 01:18:05 PM

milkyshirt: Also, Affleck Batman with beer gut and mullet is a fantastic mental image.


I would watch a middle-aged, beer-gutted Batman movie.
 
2013-12-07 01:18:19 PM

Boojum2k: DCAU Wonder Woman (JL/JLU) is absolutely awesome, they need to find a way to keep that kind of personality and attitude on the big screen.


Agreed!
 
2013-12-07 01:19:10 PM

milkyshirt: SecretAgentWoman: No tits.

You're in trouble when Wonder Woman's elbow is bigger around than her upper arm.

I am so disappoint.


Eh. Maybe she can put on some muscles. It's been done before.

and some bonus WW content: http://youtu.be/32KnS8FXdzE
 
2013-12-07 01:19:53 PM

Boojum2k: DCAU Wonder Woman (JL/JLU) is absolutely awesome, they need to find a way to keep that kind of personality and attitude on the big screen.


yeah but Gal Gadot doesn't come across to me as being able to evoke that kind of bad ass attitude.
 
2013-12-07 01:20:24 PM

Techhell: The Larch: Is this the movie directed by Zack Snyder and starring Ben Affleck?

I give it a 50/50 chance of being this decade's version of "Batman and Robin".  Eventually, everyone is going to discover that they've had more than enough with all the DC Comics superhero movies, thank you very much.  This might be the film that does it.

FTFY.

I don't see Marvel's properties crashing and burning anytime soon. Not when the utter crap that was the Avengers is still held up as the current Gold Standard for Comic Book movies.

/Yeah, I said it. The Avengers sucked.
//I know I'm in a minority there, since the movie's made enough money that even Hollywood accountants are having trouble saying it's lost money.


This ought to be interesting. And what, pray tell, about Avengers sucked? I have a few ideas as to what you might say, and I'm interested to see if I'm right.
 
2013-12-07 01:21:24 PM
 
2013-12-07 01:23:11 PM

Mad Tea Party: milkyshirt: Also, Affleck Batman with beer gut and mullet is a fantastic mental image.

I would watch a middle-aged, beer-gutted Batman movie.


Just drawing pictures of dickbutt and sending them out all day.

Yeah, I would rather watch that movie.
 
2013-12-07 01:30:06 PM
This casting says one thing about the script. Wonder Woman will be the prize for Superman. She will find herself in peril and need to be saved by her boyfriend Superman.
 
2013-12-07 01:30:25 PM
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Are you farking kidding me?  She is not wonder woman, she is what wonder woman swings at villains to cut them in half.  If she were any taller she could be painted gold and stand in for the lasso of truth.

fark you DC, just fark you right in the ass.
Once again Marvel is kicking DC's ass at the movies.
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2013-12-07 01:33:12 PM

Hobodeluxe: Boojum2k: DCAU Wonder Woman (JL/JLU) is absolutely awesome, they need to find a way to keep that kind of personality and attitude on the big screen.

yeah but Gal Gadot doesn't come across to me as being able to evoke that kind of bad ass attitude.


Need a younger Lucy Lawless type. Unfortunately I don't think there are any of those available. There is that one woman who played WW in that weird trailer, she definitely has the right look for it, don't know anything about her though.
 
2013-12-07 01:37:58 PM
she could bulk up a little. it wouldn't take much

nothing like this

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2013-12-07 01:42:55 PM
They need a Gabrielle Reece.

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Or an Alison Stokke.


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Or a Michelle Jenneke. Particularly a Michelle Jenneke.

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They do not need someone who can act particularly well. They need a tall, physically graceful woman who can pass for "sorta Greekish" and can convincingly fight and chuck javelins, etc.

Back in the day, this was the prototype, but I'm not sure you can get tall, fit women who can do the physical stuff AND act pretty well.

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I really can't believe how WW has been mishandled as a pop culture icon over the decades. I know she started as a bondage fan's gymsock-filler, but still, her backstory is epic.
 
2013-12-07 01:47:23 PM

hugh chardon: I've always thought Zoe Bell would be a good choice.


I'm going to go ahead and /this that.
 
2013-12-07 01:50:45 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: Techhell: The Larch: Is this the movie directed by Zack Snyder and starring Ben Affleck?

I give it a 50/50 chance of being this decade's version of "Batman and Robin".  Eventually, everyone is going to discover that they've had more than enough with all the DC Comics superhero movies, thank you very much.  This might be the film that does it.

FTFY.

I don't see Marvel's properties crashing and burning anytime soon. Not when the utter crap that was the Avengers is still held up as the current Gold Standard for Comic Book movies.

/Yeah, I said it. The Avengers sucked.
//I know I'm in a minority there, since the movie's made enough money that even Hollywood accountants are having trouble saying it's lost money.

This ought to be interesting. And what, pray tell, about Avengers sucked? I have a few ideas as to what you might say, and I'm interested to see if I'm right.


Sucked:

1) Opening scene.
2) Writing for Thor and Captain America.
3) Mountaintop fight between Cap, Thor and Iron Man.
4) Interactions between Cap and Iron Man.
5) Bad Guy Army.
6) Sam Jackson's performance
7) Mid-movie action scene on Triskelion
8) "I'm Always Angry"

Underwhelming:

1) Writing for Black Widow (could have been "sucked" except for one scene)
2) Writing for Hawkeye (Possibly could be "sucked")
3) Relationship between Hawkeye and Black Widow (only reason it isn't "sucked" is that Whedon didn't kill one of the lovers off)
4) Interactions between Agent Coulson and the Avengers
5) Post-credit Thanos scene
6) Loki pre-incarceration
7) Iron Man "character growth"
8) Non-action portions of final action scene
9) Amount of one-liners
10) Widow in the final action scene

Good:

1) CGI (Generic bad guys drops this from Great to Good)
2) Cap, Thor and Hawkeye in the final action scene
3) Interactions between Iron Man and Bruce Banner
4) Coulson's death scene
5) Incarcerated Loki

Great:

1) Black Widow interrogating the Russian mafia
2) Iron Man vs Loki in battle of wits
3)  Hulk in final action scene, including vs Loki and vs Thor
4) Post-credits Shawarma scene

Good/Great: 20 min, maybe 22.
Sucked/Underwhelming: The rest of the movie.
 
2013-12-07 01:57:57 PM
This Gal needs to turn down the role.
Then start a Kickstarter or somesuch to get her into anything else. Tons of appreciative nerds would support her for the decision.
 
2013-12-07 01:59:20 PM

LectertheChef: Need a younger Lucy Lawless type. Unfortunately I don't think there are any of those available


Literally thousands of women send photos to casting agencies every day. There are plenty of every type of woman you can think of.
 
2013-12-07 02:05:52 PM
What do we have against Palicki?  Is it her fault the reboot failed?
 
2013-12-07 02:14:47 PM

deadsanta: A proper Amazonian would have one of her boobs cut off, to "properly" work a war-bow. Not sure how well that would translate, but it would make for a pretty bold/badass Wonder Woman. Directed by Penny Marshall.


So, Christina Applegate?

/I am off on my well-deserved trip to Hell
 
2013-12-07 02:14:54 PM
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So 3 year olds are being used to draw animation these days?!?
 
2013-12-07 02:19:53 PM

Slow To Return: What do we have against Palicki?  Is it her fault the reboot failed?


Bad costume, bad story, bad attempt.

She just happened to be involved.
 
2013-12-07 02:23:10 PM
Real easy to see Gina punching Supes in his kryptons as WW.

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Gal Gadot better bulk up or else I get the feeling it's going to be like this.

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Hell even some gymnasts got robbed of the role

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But at least its not any of these partial birth abortions.

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You know Kanye's going to biatch about Kim not getting the role
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or Kris
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or Khloe
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2013-12-07 02:32:29 PM

Deadite: Real easy to see Gina punching Supes in his kryptons as WW.



Gal Gadot better bulk up or else I get the feeling it's going to be like this.



Hell even some gymnasts got robbed of the role



But at least its not any of these partial birth abortions.



You know Kanye's going to biatch about Kim not getting the role


or Kris


or Khloe


+1 internet for you
 
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