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2013-12-07 01:11:19 AM  
12 votes:
When I was a young man of 20, my erection was hard and firm; you could literally wind surf with it.  When I reached 40, I was able to bend it ever so slightly.  Now that I'm sixty, I can tie the damned thing in knots.  I must be getting stronger.
2013-12-06 11:42:54 PM  
9 votes:
All human penises lean to one side or the other.

But enough about the politics tab!

The male member (glans) will lean toward the left if the male in question masturbates with his right hand.  It will lean to the right if he is left handed.

If it is centered, he lost both arms as a child.  This will be easy to recognize.
2013-12-07 01:21:39 AM  
7 votes:
The best shape for it, of course, is $
2013-12-07 12:50:52 AM  
6 votes:
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2013-12-06 11:54:39 PM  
6 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: The male member (glans) will lean toward the left if the male in question masturbates with his right hand. It will lean to the right if he is left handed.


It's trying to get away?
2013-12-06 10:17:33 PM  
6 votes:
Is this a side effect?


img.washingtonpost.com
2013-12-07 12:37:27 AM  
5 votes:

Donnchadha: Mine looks like ζ
Is that normal?


After you pee, try just shaking or tapping it to get the last drop, no need to wring it out.
2013-12-06 11:33:42 PM  
5 votes:
i236.photobucket.com
2013-12-07 12:57:21 AM  
3 votes:
www.memehumor.com
2013-12-07 12:43:29 AM  
3 votes:
While you all are having some sort of shape competition, mine is busy

( . ) | ( . )
2013-12-07 12:36:27 AM  
3 votes:
I wish I never went to that Puppetry of the Penis show.

/hasn't been the same since.
2013-12-06 10:02:20 PM  
3 votes:
I thought mine was normal

¥
2013-12-06 09:44:24 PM  
3 votes:
Mine looks like ζ
Is that normal?
2013-12-07 08:23:00 AM  
2 votes:
www.knowthemovies.com
3.bp.blogspot.com
2013-12-07 03:40:23 AM  
2 votes:

Lsherm: o'really: Lsherm: I may not have the longest dong, but I'm extremely happy with two things:  it's straight as an arrow and it has very good girth.  Whenever I see a porno and the guy's dick bends upward or sideways like a jai alai cesta it makes me cringe.

Curved upwards is the best.

meh, my giant head makes up for it.  And it's giant.  A squirrel couldn't get my acorn into a tree.


i.imgur.com
2013-12-07 02:23:04 AM  
2 votes:
lewismarktwo: I'll never understand bragging about your dick on an internet forum.  Who are you trying to convince?

Well for me it's boredom.  I just finished boning my super hot swimsuit model girlfriend and now I'm here.
2013-12-07 02:04:37 AM  
2 votes:
Mine curves just enough to the left to make it feel exactly like a high-end Coach purse handle.  One of the thicker ones.

Seriously.  You should try holding it, you will be amazed.
2013-12-07 01:11:20 AM  
2 votes:
ha. i read the tag as 'stiffy'.
2013-12-07 12:45:07 AM  
2 votes:
====D
2013-12-07 12:44:20 AM  
2 votes:

2013-12-07 12:35:17 AM  
2 votes:

wxboy: FirstNationalBastard: the_celt: I thought mine was normal

¥

Mine's good for a shocker

π

I think something's wrong with mine.

?


It's a bit query?
2013-12-07 12:01:11 AM  
2 votes:

the_celt: I thought mine was normal

¥


Mine's good for a shocker

π
2013-12-06 09:52:48 PM  
2 votes:

Donnchadha: Mine looks like ζ
Is that normal?


No, a normal one would look like Φ.
2013-12-07 12:54:27 PM  
1 votes:

Geordles: Silly me did a Google image search for "Peyronie's disease" (NSFW)


Oh god.... why did i look.....
img.fark.net
2013-12-07 07:23:02 AM  
1 votes:
www.propertycasualty360.com
2013-12-07 06:16:28 AM  
1 votes:

Lsherm: I'm imagining orthodontia for the cock.


D*ck braces, lol.
2013-12-07 06:10:45 AM  
1 votes:

Lsherm: DreamSnipers: "A course of treatment consists of eight injections and four "penile modeling procedure[s]."
 I am willing to bet those injections are not in the butt. And damn if I know what a Penile modeling procedure is. But since it is a medical procedure you can bet it is either extremely uncomfortable or extremely painful.

I'm imagining orthodontia for the cock.


I've got a visual of 2 large popsicle sticks and some tight elastic bandage.
2013-12-07 04:12:18 AM  
1 votes:

lewismarktwo: I'll never understand bragging about your dick on an internet forum.  Who are you trying to convince?


Your mom?

/Had to be done
//Just like your mom
2013-12-07 04:09:53 AM  
1 votes:
2013-12-07 03:38:08 AM  
1 votes:

Lsherm: I may not have the longest dong, but I'm extremely happy with two things:  it's straight as an arrow and it has very good girth.  Whenever I see a porno and the guy's dick bends upward or sideways like a jai alai cesta it makes me cringe.


This is the way I feel, though the nice, straight, thick one is not my penis (I don't have one, just get to borrow and play with it every now and then).
2013-12-07 02:35:01 AM  
1 votes:
tbeatty:   lewismarktwo: I'll never understand bragging about your dick on an internet forum.  Who are you trying to convince?

Well for me it's boredom.  I just finished boning my super hot swimsuit model girlfriend and now I'm here.

"Sports Illustrated" is your girlfriend, lefty?



She lives in Canada, met her at Niagara Falls. You wouldn't know her.
2013-12-07 02:19:58 AM  
1 votes:

Almost Everybody Poops: I was told ( or ) was better.


) is better; ( is worse.
2013-12-07 02:08:04 AM  
1 votes:
Do we just not use the Weeners tag anymore?
2013-12-07 01:55:04 AM  
1 votes:

Dreamless: I thought one of the major causes of Peyronie's was scar tissue from circumcision.


When they use a hammer to circumcise the middle of your penis, maybe.
2013-12-07 01:34:28 AM  
1 votes:
www.peyronease.com

www.peyronease.com
www.peyronease.com
2013-12-07 01:30:05 AM  
1 votes:
The Private Sector: Always solving the problems of the Private Sector.
2013-12-07 01:16:47 AM  
1 votes:

Prey4reign: When I was a young man of 20, my erection was hard and firm; you could literally wind surf with it.  When I reached 40, I was able to bend it ever so slightly.  Now that I'm sixty, I can tie the damned thing in knots.  I must be getting stronger.


I feel ya man, it takes me all night to do what I used to do all night.
2013-12-07 01:16:24 AM  
1 votes:
2013-12-07 12:55:46 AM  
1 votes:
Where's the farking weeners tag?
2013-12-07 12:53:20 AM  
1 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: All human penises lean to one side or the other.

But enough about the politics tab!

The male member (glans) will lean toward the left if the male in question masturbates with his right hand.  It will lean to the right if he is left handed.

If it is centered, he lost both arms as a child.  This will be easy to recognize.



Mine leans left and I use the left.  My right hand is mah clickin' hand!

Slight curvature up which I think has only helped with G-Spot contact.

This is the thread where we all talk about our dicks right?

Please always lock your seats in place guys.

img.fark.net
2013-12-07 12:46:09 AM  
1 votes:
=D

=o(
2013-12-07 12:43:46 AM  
1 votes:

the_celt: I thought mine was normal

¥


I found your picture, but I'm not going to linkify it because holy crap NSFW or lunch or any hope of ever uncrossing your legs or getting an erection again after clicking on it! http://wiki.bme.com/index.php?title=H ead_Splitting
2013-12-07 12:40:12 AM  
1 votes:

wxboy: FirstNationalBastard: the_celt: I thought mine was normal

¥

Mine's good for a shocker

π

I think something's wrong with mine.

?


Mine'sperfectlynormal.

2013-12-07 12:40:08 AM  
1 votes:

Prof. Frink: Donnchadha: Mine looks like ζ
Is that normal?

After you pee, try just shaking or tapping it to get the last drop, no need to wring it out.


But the porcelain is just so cold against it when I do that!
2013-12-07 12:32:41 AM  
1 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: the_celt: I thought mine was normal

¥

Mine's good for a shocker

π


I think something's wrong with mine.

?
2013-12-06 09:40:33 PM  
1 votes:
Doctors aren't quite sure what causes Peyronie's disease, though trauma during vigorous sex is one possible explanation.

Okay, a disease caused by too much vigorous sex.  So why are they reporting this on the Internet?

Isn't that like McDonalds telling its workers how much is appropriate to tip a pool cleaner?
2013-12-06 09:29:27 PM  
1 votes:
I was told ( or ) was better.
 
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