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2013-12-07 01:21:39 AM
3 votes:
The best shape for it, of course, is $
2013-12-07 03:30:14 AM
2 votes:
Joking aside, if you define your self worth by the appearance of your dick then I pity you.
2013-12-07 01:29:29 AM
2 votes:

Lsherm: I may not have the longest dong, but I'm extremely happy with two things:  it's straight as an arrow and it has very good girth.  Whenever I see a porno and the guy's dick bends upward or sideways like a jai alai cesta it makes me cringe.


Curved upwards is the best.
2013-12-07 12:42:23 AM
2 votes:
"A course of treatment consists of eight injections and four "penile modeling procedure[s]."
 I am willing to bet those injections are not in the butt. And damn if I know what a Penile modeling procedure is. But since it is a medical procedure you can bet it is either extremely uncomfortable or extremely painful.
2013-12-06 11:42:54 PM
2 votes:
All human penises lean to one side or the other.

But enough about the politics tab!

The male member (glans) will lean toward the left if the male in question masturbates with his right hand.  It will lean to the right if he is left handed.

If it is centered, he lost both arms as a child.  This will be easy to recognize.
2013-12-07 03:17:42 AM
1 votes:
tbeatty:   lewismarktwo: I'll never understand bragging about your dick on an internet forum.  Who are you trying to convince?

Well for me it's boredom.  I just finished boning my super hot swimsuit model girlfriend and now I'm here.

"Sports Illustrated" is your girlfriend, lefty?


She lives in Canada, met her at Niagara Falls. You wouldn't know her.

Meh.  No one else knows her either.


Wooosh! The sound of an airplane going over your head.

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2013-12-07 02:08:04 AM
1 votes:
Do we just not use the Weeners tag anymore?
2013-12-07 01:16:24 AM
1 votes:
2013-12-07 12:48:32 AM
1 votes:
Ah yes, Peyronie's disease - Paula Jones' gift to Presidential trivia.
2013-12-07 12:45:07 AM
1 votes:
====D
2013-12-07 12:44:20 AM
1 votes:

2013-12-07 12:43:29 AM
1 votes:
While you all are having some sort of shape competition, mine is busy

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2013-12-07 12:37:27 AM
1 votes:

Donnchadha: Mine looks like ζ
Is that normal?


After you pee, try just shaking or tapping it to get the last drop, no need to wring it out.
2013-12-07 12:01:11 AM
1 votes:

the_celt: I thought mine was normal

¥


Mine's good for a shocker

π
2013-12-06 11:54:39 PM
1 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: The male member (glans) will lean toward the left if the male in question masturbates with his right hand. It will lean to the right if he is left handed.


It's trying to get away?
2013-12-06 11:33:42 PM
1 votes:
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2013-12-06 10:17:33 PM
1 votes:
Is this a side effect?


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