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2013-12-07 07:47:33 AM

lewismarktwo: I'll never understand bragging about your dick on an internet forum.  Who are you trying to convince?


All the hot Farkettes, duh!
 
2013-12-07 07:47:34 AM
Ah...Jake Steed.

Guy had a ? for a penis and still got laid more than I.
 
2013-12-07 08:23:00 AM
www.knowthemovies.com
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-12-07 08:50:28 AM

powhound: While you all are having some sort of shape competition, mine is busy

( . ) | ( . )



You should try (( | ))

It's awesome
 
2013-12-07 09:05:24 AM

Lsherm: I may not have the longest dong, but I'm extremely happy with two things:  it's straight as an arrow and it has very good girth.  Whenever I see a porno and the guy's dick bends upward or sideways like a jai alai cesta it makes me cringe.


An upward curve is better. Trust me
 
2013-12-07 09:09:02 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-12-07 09:24:35 AM
A course of treatment consists of eight injections--

img.fark.net
 
2013-12-07 09:38:13 AM
"That thing's crooked.  Have you been screwing around corners?"

/too obscure?
//hope not
 
2013-12-07 09:49:59 AM

Marcus Aurelius: All human penises lean to one side or the other.

But enough about the politics tab!

The male member (glans) will lean toward the left if the male in question masturbates with his right hand.  It will lean to the right if he is left handed.

If it is centered, he lost both arms as a child.  This will be easy to recognize.


I'm not sure why that last line is funny, but it damn sure is.
 
2013-12-07 09:56:07 AM

PaLarkin: "That thing's crooked.  Have you been screwing around corners?"

/too obscure?
//hope not


As noted by p51d007 - nope, not obscure at all.

Good reference.
 
2013-12-07 10:07:01 AM
 
2013-12-07 10:44:08 AM

RoLleRKoaSTeR: PaLarkin: "That thing's crooked.  Have you been screwing around corners?"

/too obscure?
//hope not

As noted by p51d007 - nope, not obscure at all.

Good reference.


I forget now who was asked that.  Was it Tommy Turner?  If so, p51d007's picture would explain how it got that way.
 
2013-12-07 12:53:02 PM

Xcott: Doctors aren't quite sure what causes Peyronie's disease, though trauma during vigorous sex is one possible explanation.

Okay, a disease caused by too much vigorous sex.  So why are they reporting this on the Internet?

Isn't that like McDonalds telling its workers how much is appropriate to tip a pool cleaner?


If you're a pool boy for a McDonald's employee, I'm certain you appreciated the education that McDonald's corporate provided.
 
2013-12-07 12:54:27 PM

Geordles: Silly me did a Google image search for "Peyronie's disease" (NSFW)


Oh god.... why did i look.....
img.fark.net
 
2013-12-07 01:16:10 PM
not that anyone will read this, but the literature I've read, from female authors, tends towards the idea that somewhere around 7 inches and bent slightly to the left is the perfect penis length and shape.  Think about the size and shape of a banana(sans the stem); same image the authors used.  According to the books I've read, the straight penis is not the most sought after by women who know what they want.

/too big can hurt your partner
//too small and she'll go elsewhere
///there's the just right range, 6.5 to 8 inches ... which is still outside one standard deviation of the norm
 
2013-12-07 01:17:47 PM
Yours probably has this tendency, but would be more pronounced if not for the micro status. Yes, you.
 
2013-12-07 01:19:33 PM

Trance354: not that anyone will read this, but the literature I've read, from female authors, tends towards the idea that somewhere around 7 inches and bent slightly to the left is the perfect penis length and shape.  Think about the size and shape of a banana(sans the stem); same image the authors used.  According to the books I've read, the straight penis is not the most sought after by women who know what they want.

/too big can hurt your partner
//too small and she'll go elsewhere
///there's the just right range, 6.5 to 8 inches ... which is still outside one standard deviation of the norm


Pretty sure that 6.5 is the upper end of standard. Maybe even 7, but it varies regionally.
 
2013-12-07 01:48:29 PM
A few things,

a)  Mine has always been curved, but not noticed until I hit puberty and saw it curved during erections.  It curved down.

b)  Several years ago, during a long, drunken fapping spell, managed to sprain it or something.  Now it curves UP.

c)  Mine was never more than 5", which probably explains why I like Asian women so much, and why they like ME so much!

d)  I just now realized that all these curved lines next to the letters in this list look like my penis.

e)  Heh-heh I said 'curved'.

f)  TMI?
 
2013-12-07 02:08:51 PM
Bend it like Bekham?
 
2013-12-07 02:40:22 PM
?
 
2013-12-07 06:59:00 PM
You guys really know how to sausage fest...keep it up :)
 
2013-12-08 01:08:28 AM

Grandemadaca: Geordles: Silly me did a Google image search for "Peyronie's disease" (NSFW)

Oh god.... why did i look.....
[img.fark.net image 320x220]


I do not know why, but that gif made me laugh uproariously.
 
2013-12-08 07:11:28 AM

Nunpoo: You had Dr. Tarasidis as well?

He, on an office visit to look at ingrown toenails in both my big toes, decided to go ahead and remove them. Quick shot of pain killer, grab the pliers, and yank'em out. I was 16 at the time.

A year later they had grown back and were infected again. Went to a different Dr. and had him put me under this time. He removed the nail root on either side of both my big toes and I haven't had an ingrown nail since. twelve stiches in each toe (six per side). The only issue is that the nails on those toes are about half the normal width and have nothing to anchor them on the sides. This makes having your nail bent all the way back much easier, though less painful.



Couldn't you just wear looser shoes?
 
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