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2013-12-06 09:29:27 PM
I was told ( or ) was better.
 
2013-12-06 09:40:33 PM
Doctors aren't quite sure what causes Peyronie's disease, though trauma during vigorous sex is one possible explanation.

Okay, a disease caused by too much vigorous sex.  So why are they reporting this on the Internet?

Isn't that like McDonalds telling its workers how much is appropriate to tip a pool cleaner?
 
2013-12-06 09:44:24 PM
Mine looks like ζ
Is that normal?
 
2013-12-06 09:52:48 PM

Donnchadha: Mine looks like ζ
Is that normal?


No, a normal one would look like Φ.
 
2013-12-06 10:02:20 PM
I thought mine was normal

¥
 
2013-12-06 10:17:33 PM
Is this a side effect?


img.washingtonpost.com
 
2013-12-06 11:01:20 PM
Don't matter what mine looks like

/no one wants to see it
 
2013-12-06 11:33:42 PM
i236.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-06 11:42:54 PM
All human penises lean to one side or the other.

But enough about the politics tab!

The male member (glans) will lean toward the left if the male in question masturbates with his right hand.  It will lean to the right if he is left handed.

If it is centered, he lost both arms as a child.  This will be easy to recognize.
 
2013-12-06 11:54:39 PM

Marcus Aurelius: The male member (glans) will lean toward the left if the male in question masturbates with his right hand. It will lean to the right if he is left handed.


It's trying to get away?
 
2013-12-07 12:01:11 AM

the_celt: I thought mine was normal

¥


Mine's good for a shocker

π
 
2013-12-07 12:14:01 AM
I may not have the longest dong, but I'm extremely happy with two things:  it's straight as an arrow and it has very good girth.  Whenever I see a porno and the guy's dick bends upward or sideways like a jai alai cesta it makes me cringe.
 
2013-12-07 12:32:41 AM

FirstNationalBastard: the_celt: I thought mine was normal

¥

Mine's good for a shocker

π


I think something's wrong with mine.

?
 
2013-12-07 12:35:17 AM

wxboy: FirstNationalBastard: the_celt: I thought mine was normal

¥

Mine's good for a shocker

π

I think something's wrong with mine.

?


It's a bit query?
 
2013-12-07 12:36:27 AM
I wish I never went to that Puppetry of the Penis show.

/hasn't been the same since.
 
2013-12-07 12:36:28 AM
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(PA)
 
2013-12-07 12:37:27 AM

Donnchadha: Mine looks like ζ
Is that normal?


After you pee, try just shaking or tapping it to get the last drop, no need to wring it out.
 
2013-12-07 12:40:08 AM

Prof. Frink: Donnchadha: Mine looks like ζ
Is that normal?

After you pee, try just shaking or tapping it to get the last drop, no need to wring it out.


But the porcelain is just so cold against it when I do that!
 
2013-12-07 12:40:12 AM

wxboy: FirstNationalBastard: the_celt: I thought mine was normal

¥

Mine's good for a shocker

π

I think something's wrong with mine.

?


Mine'sperfectlynormal.

 
2013-12-07 12:42:23 AM
"A course of treatment consists of eight injections and four "penile modeling procedure[s]."
 I am willing to bet those injections are not in the butt. And damn if I know what a Penile modeling procedure is. But since it is a medical procedure you can bet it is either extremely uncomfortable or extremely painful.
 
2013-12-07 12:42:27 AM
What happened to the spaces in my other comment? Whatever
 
2013-12-07 12:43:28 AM
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2013-12-07 12:43:29 AM
While you all are having some sort of shape competition, mine is busy

( . ) | ( . )
 
2013-12-07 12:43:46 AM

the_celt: I thought mine was normal

¥


I found your picture, but I'm not going to linkify it because holy crap NSFW or lunch or any hope of ever uncrossing your legs or getting an erection again after clicking on it! http://wiki.bme.com/index.php?title=H ead_Splitting
 
2013-12-07 12:44:20 AM

 
2013-12-07 12:45:07 AM
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2013-12-07 12:46:09 AM
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2013-12-07 12:46:44 AM

DreamSnipers: "A course of treatment consists of eight injections and four "penile modeling procedure[s]."
 I am willing to bet those injections are not in the butt. And damn if I know what a Penile modeling procedure is. But since it is a medical procedure you can bet it is either extremely uncomfortable or extremely painful.


I'm imagining orthodontia for the cock.
 
2013-12-07 12:48:32 AM
Ah yes, Peyronie's disease - Paula Jones' gift to Presidential trivia.
 
2013-12-07 12:50:52 AM
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2013-12-07 12:51:34 AM
lordargent:



www.sundriesshack.com
 
2013-12-07 12:53:20 AM

Marcus Aurelius: All human penises lean to one side or the other.

But enough about the politics tab!

The male member (glans) will lean toward the left if the male in question masturbates with his right hand.  It will lean to the right if he is left handed.

If it is centered, he lost both arms as a child.  This will be easy to recognize.



Mine leans left and I use the left.  My right hand is mah clickin' hand!

Slight curvature up which I think has only helped with G-Spot contact.

This is the thread where we all talk about our dicks right?

Please always lock your seats in place guys.

img.fark.net
 
2013-12-07 12:54:39 AM

Lsherm: DreamSnipers: "A course of treatment consists of eight injections and four "penile modeling procedure[s]."
 I am willing to bet those injections are not in the butt. And damn if I know what a Penile modeling procedure is. But since it is a medical procedure you can bet it is either extremely uncomfortable or extremely painful.

I'm imagining orthodontia for the cock.


In my childhood I thought the worst thing a doctor could do to you was a shot. If they had anything worse than that they would give you a shot for pain or to knock you out. This idea was lost when I got my first prostate exam. Since then medical science has shown me the error of my youthful theory many times. However if I had to take this 'cure' shots might just top the list once again.
 
2013-12-07 12:55:46 AM
Where's the farking weeners tag?
 
2013-12-07 12:56:00 AM

DreamSnipers: "A course of treatment consists of eight injections and four "penile modeling procedure[s]."
 I am willing to bet those injections are not in the butt. And damn if I know what a Penile modeling procedure is. But since it is a medical procedure you can bet it is either extremely uncomfortable or extremely painful.


Hopefully it only involves jamming a thick metal rod up the urethra.

Because an external fixator would be hellish.
 
2013-12-07 12:57:21 AM
www.memehumor.com
 
2013-12-07 12:58:30 AM

wxboy: FirstNationalBastard: the_celt: I thought mine was normal

¥

Mine's good for a shocker

π

I think something's wrong with mine.

?


@---------> X   You just gotta learn to aim, Curve or no curve.
 
2013-12-07 01:01:45 AM

DreamSnipers: Lsherm: DreamSnipers: "A course of treatment consists of eight injections and four "penile modeling procedure[s]."
 I am willing to bet those injections are not in the butt. And damn if I know what a Penile modeling procedure is. But since it is a medical procedure you can bet it is either extremely uncomfortable or extremely painful.

I'm imagining orthodontia for the cock.

In my childhood I thought the worst thing a doctor could do to you was a shot. If they had anything worse than that they would give you a shot for pain or to knock you out. This idea was lost when I got my first prostate exam. Since then medical science has shown me the error of my youthful theory many times. However if I had to take this 'cure' shots might just top the list once again.


In my childhood, I learned that the worst thing a doctor can do to you is remove your farking toenails surgically with insufficient anaesthetic I shiat you not.

So now I get drunk before every surgery. It improves my pain tolerance, calms my nerves, and presents the doctor with the threat of drunken violence if he tries to skimp on the local.
 
2013-12-07 01:11:05 AM
My problem is it looks more like this .
 
2013-12-07 01:11:19 AM
When I was a young man of 20, my erection was hard and firm; you could literally wind surf with it.  When I reached 40, I was able to bend it ever so slightly.  Now that I'm sixty, I can tie the damned thing in knots.  I must be getting stronger.
 
2013-12-07 01:11:20 AM
ha. i read the tag as 'stiffy'.
 
2013-12-07 01:12:13 AM

Almost Everybody Poops: I was told ( or ) was better.


That's because it is. My boyfriend is not going anywhere near that pill.
 
2013-12-07 01:15:07 AM
I'm Scottish and Irish, so perfectly happy with my triumphant dong and it's uncurved glory.
Granted it's not a black dong, but it'll do. (It's not stereotyping if you've seen enough black dongs in porno to know they're packing the real horse sausage down there).
 
2013-12-07 01:16:24 AM
 
2013-12-07 01:16:47 AM

Prey4reign: When I was a young man of 20, my erection was hard and firm; you could literally wind surf with it.  When I reached 40, I was able to bend it ever so slightly.  Now that I'm sixty, I can tie the damned thing in knots.  I must be getting stronger.


I feel ya man, it takes me all night to do what I used to do all night.
 
2013-12-07 01:18:48 AM

Triumph: Ah yes, Peyronie's disease - Paula Jones' gift to Presidential trivia.


Thanks to Dr. Dean Edell, I knew what the article was about as soon as I read the headline.  We listened to him at work, and he often seemed to be talking about Peyronie's when some little old lady stopped by the shop.
 
2013-12-07 01:19:11 AM
As far as I know, curvature is appreciated by Mrs. Yugoboy. For the near future, that's all I need to know. If I try to find out from anyone else, there won't be enough left to worry about.
 
2013-12-07 01:21:39 AM
The best shape for it, of course, is $
 
2013-12-07 01:22:42 AM
.
 
2013-12-07 01:25:34 AM
Every woman I've been with tells me that my ) hits all the right spots. Why the hell would I want to get it fixed?
 
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