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(TMZ)   Paris Hilton's brother jumped by Lindsay Lohan's friends after she heard he was talking smack but did not actually have any heroin   ( tmz.com) divider line
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2840 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 06 Dec 2013 at 8:49 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-12-06 07:26:28 PM  
Barron? Barron Hilton, really? He deserved to get his ass kicked just for that. Well Paris should be happy, at least she's in the news again.
 
2013-12-06 08:05:57 PM  
With a name like Baron, I'm surprised his ears didn't get thumped on a daily basis.

/oh wait, they are sheltered from the masses
 
2013-12-06 08:13:38 PM  
That's our Lindsay!
 
2013-12-06 08:34:16 PM  

Mugato: Barron? Barron Hilton, really? He deserved to get his ass kicked just for that. Well Paris should be happy, at least she's in the news again.


She made the news just yesterday.
www.eonline.com
 
2013-12-06 08:38:08 PM  

farkingismybusiness: Mugato: Barron? Barron Hilton, really? He deserved to get his ass kicked just for that. Well Paris should be happy, at least she's in the news again.

She made the news just yesterday.
[www.eonline.com image 560x246]


Is that real? That's like something one of us would say on Fark if we wanted to make a lame joke.

/no, you're thinking of the dude who refused to sit in the back of the bus
 
2013-12-06 08:53:25 PM  
I thought those Hilton's went everywhere with body guards.
 
2013-12-06 08:57:53 PM  

Mugato: Barron? Barron Hilton, really? He deserved to get his ass kicked just for that. Well Paris should be happy, at least she's in the news again.


It's a family name, for better or worse.
 
2013-12-06 09:07:22 PM  

Mugato: farkingismybusiness: Mugato: Barron? Barron Hilton, really? He deserved to get his ass kicked just for that. Well Paris should be happy, at least she's in the news again.

She made the news just yesterday.
[www.eonline.com image 560x246]

Is that real? That's like something one of us would say on Fark if we wanted to make a lame joke.

/no, you're thinking of the dude who refused to sit in the back of the bus


No, you are thinking of the guy who landed on Plymouth Rock.
 
2013-12-06 09:10:03 PM  

ongbok: I thought those Hilton's went everywhere with body guards.


According to TFA, there were "security guards" present. Apparently their job is to watch things go down and provide alibis.
 
2013-12-06 09:10:43 PM  
I would not have been a bit sad if someone  firebombed that entire mansion while they were there
 
2013-12-06 09:14:34 PM  

jjorsett: ongbok: I thought those Hilton's went everywhere with body guards.

According to TFA, there were "security guards" present. Apparently their job is to watch things go down and provide alibis.


A security guards job is to protect their, clients not jump in the middle of random fights.
 
2013-12-06 09:18:13 PM  
Is Paris Hilton still a thing? Really?
 
2013-12-06 09:22:35 PM  

Kanemano: jjorsett: ongbok: I thought those Hilton's went everywhere with body guards.

According to TFA, there were "security guards" present. Apparently their job is to watch things go down and provide alibis.

A security guards job is to protect their, clients not jump in the middle of random fights.


If your client is getting pummeled by somebody, it isn't the security guards job to stop that?
 
2013-12-06 09:23:40 PM  
and he claims Lindsay Lohan  masterminded the attack,

Uh, I think he's falsely accusing her.
 
2013-12-06 09:29:33 PM  
I don't believe a word of it. Lindsay Lohan doesn't have any friends.
 
2013-12-06 09:36:40 PM  
This is just like 7th grade.  Did you hear that Kiss beat up David Cassidy?  He's in a coma!!
 
2013-12-06 10:01:51 PM  
So the douchebag brother of a vapid twunt was pummeled by the asshole friends of a mindless whore for no reason, and he's not even really sure it was them; and then the golddigging father of the vapid twunt denies it was her so he can get his name in the media.

And this is what passes for "news" nowadays.
 
2013-12-06 10:01:59 PM  

Kanemano: jjorsett: ongbok: I thought those Hilton's went everywhere with body guards.

According to TFA, there were "security guards" present. Apparently their job is to watch things go down and provide alibis.

A security guards job is to protect their, clients not jump in the middle of random fights.


I think you're confusing "security guard" with "bodyguard".
 
2013-12-06 10:07:31 PM  

Bslim: Mugato: farkingismybusiness: Mugato: Barron? Barron Hilton, really? He deserved to get his ass kicked just for that. Well Paris should be happy, at least she's in the news again.

She made the news just yesterday.
[www.eonline.com image 560x246]

Is that real? That's like something one of us would say on Fark if we wanted to make a lame joke.

/no, you're thinking of the dude who refused to sit in the back of the bus

No, you are thinking of the guy who landed on Plymouth Rock.


"I have a dream" is a line from The Matrix.
 
2013-12-06 10:15:24 PM  

Ghastly: Is Paris Hilton still a thing? Really?


True thing: her father was the first person ever photographed skateboarding in a swimming pool.
 
2013-12-06 10:31:51 PM  
It was an East Coast-West Coast thing. You wouldn't understand.
 
2013-12-06 11:03:28 PM  

Ghastly: Is Paris Hilton still a thing? Really?


Is saying "a thing" still "a thing"? Sounds like reddit shiat.
 
2013-12-07 01:42:42 AM  

Bslim: Mugato: farkingismybusiness: Mugato: Barron? Barron Hilton, really? He deserved to get his ass kicked just for that. Well Paris should be happy, at least she's in the news again.

She made the news just yesterday.
[www.eonline.com image 560x246]

Is that real? That's like something one of us would say on Fark if we wanted to make a lame joke.

/no, you're thinking of the dude who refused to sit in the back of the bus

No, you are thinking of the guy who landed on Plymouth Rock.


I think you're thinking of that guy that was looking for the original of that picture.

You know the one.
 
2013-12-07 01:59:03 AM  

Mugato: farkingismybusiness: Mugato: Barron? Barron Hilton, really? He deserved to get his ass kicked just for that. Well Paris should be happy, at least she's in the news again.

She made the news just yesterday.
[www.eonline.com image 560x246]

Is that real?


No.
 
2013-12-07 02:05:56 AM  

Rent Party: Bslim: Mugato: farkingismybusiness: Mugato: Barron? Barron Hilton, really? He deserved to get his ass kicked just for that. Well Paris should be happy, at least she's in the news again.

She made the news just yesterday.
[www.eonline.com image 560x246]

Is that real? That's like something one of us would say on Fark if we wanted to make a lame joke.

/no, you're thinking of the dude who refused to sit in the back of the bus

No, you are thinking of the guy who landed on Plymouth Rock.

I think you're thinking of that guy that was looking for the original of that picture.

You know the one.


img.fark.net
 
2013-12-07 04:49:13 AM  
Anyone else think it's a fake? Baron doesn't have any bruises or swelling or signs of a real beating, just some very clean cuts.
 
2013-12-07 04:49:17 AM  

MadAzza: Rent Party: Bslim: Mugato: farkingismybusiness: Mugato: Barron? Barron Hilton, really? He deserved to get his ass kicked just for that. Well Paris should be happy, at least she's in the news again.

She made the news just yesterday.
[www.eonline.com image 560x246]

Is that real? That's like something one of us would say on Fark if we wanted to make a lame joke.

/no, you're thinking of the dude who refused to sit in the back of the bus

No, you are thinking of the guy who landed on Plymouth Rock.

I think you're thinking of that guy that was looking for the original of that picture.

You know the one.

[img.fark.net image 201x251]


Have you ever seen the back of his head? It looks like it went through a golf ball dimpler. So unfortunate.
 
2013-12-07 07:45:12 AM  

MadAzza: Mugato: farkingismybusiness: Mugato: Barron? Barron Hilton, really? He deserved to get his ass kicked just for that. Well Paris should be happy, at least she's in the news again.

She made the news just yesterday.
[www.eonline.com image 560x246]

Is that real?

No.


Hey don't laugh that I fell for it. It's not like it's something too stupid for her to say.
 
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