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(io9)   Crucifixion: It's a slow, horrible death. Well at least it gets you out in the open air   (io9.com) divider line 15
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2013-12-06 09:47:18 PM
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buntz: I also don't understand why people place memorials on the side of the highway where loved ones were killed. I would prefer a memorial someplace that I "lived", something I was known for, something I enjoyed! A celebration of my life. Not a reminder of my death!


Have you ever noticed that only Christians are terrible drivers? You never see any Stars of David or Crescent Moons by the side of the road.
2013-12-06 07:43:26 PM
3 votes:
That's why Jesus is so popular. He's very well hung.
2013-12-06 11:50:50 PM
2 votes:

Confabulat: Mugato: How does killing one of God's creatures please God?

My problem is what sort of sacrifice was it anyway? According to the book he just got up and walked away in 3 days anyway. Big frickin' whoop. Seems like most people who got crucified didn't get so lucky. Jesus seems like one of God's cheats.


He had God Mode activated, coupled with a really safe respawn point.
2013-12-06 10:14:47 PM
2 votes:
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2013-12-07 07:16:09 AM
1 votes:

BKITU: Confabulat: Mugato: How does killing one of God's creatures please God?

My problem is what sort of sacrifice was it anyway? According to the book he just got up and walked away in 3 days anyway. Big frickin' whoop. Seems like most people who got crucified didn't get so lucky. Jesus seems like one of God's cheats.

He had God Mode activated, coupled with a really safe respawn point.


What kind of lag do you have to have to wait 3 days to respawn?

/ or less than two.
2013-12-07 02:42:54 AM
1 votes:
Jesus Christ that's brutal.
2013-12-07 01:49:37 AM
1 votes:

BKITU: Bonzo_1116: impaler: farkingismybusiness: Why is Judas a bad guy? Christianity wouldn't exist as is without him. I guess free will but I just don't get it. It's almost like this whole thing is some made up allegory. Weird.

It's funny having a rational mind, and once being Christian, and looking back at what I believed. Jesus, being god, had to know "the plan." Judas was obviously a part of it, so how could any Christian hate him. It never even occurred to me at the time (when I believed the story to be true) that anyone hated Judas, because in my mind, Jesus and Judas had to have met beforehand, and Jesus was like "OK turn me in!" and Judas was like "are your sure? That sounds insane! You are God though, whatever."


Judas had the hardest job of all the apostles.  The one who truly failed was Peter, for pussying out three times in a row.

SCUMBAG PETER: Promoted to lead Apostle and head of the Church, denies knowing Christ.


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2013-12-07 12:41:48 AM
1 votes:

Bonzo_1116: impaler: farkingismybusiness: Why is Judas a bad guy? Christianity wouldn't exist as is without him. I guess free will but I just don't get it. It's almost like this whole thing is some made up allegory. Weird.

It's funny having a rational mind, and once being Christian, and looking back at what I believed. Jesus, being god, had to know "the plan." Judas was obviously a part of it, so how could any Christian hate him. It never even occurred to me at the time (when I believed the story to be true) that anyone hated Judas, because in my mind, Jesus and Judas had to have met beforehand, and Jesus was like "OK turn me in!" and Judas was like "are your sure? That sounds insane! You are God though, whatever."


Judas had the hardest job of all the apostles.  The one who truly failed was Peter, for pussying out three times in a row.


SCUMBAG PETER: Promoted to lead Apostle and head of the Church, denies knowing Christ.
2013-12-06 10:50:14 PM
1 votes:
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2013-12-06 10:23:41 PM
1 votes:

farkingismybusiness: [hateandanger.files.wordpress.com image 630x853]


Do you think Jesus ever made the sign of the cross?

In the name of the Me, Myself and I...
2013-12-06 10:07:08 PM
1 votes:
So You Think You Can Breathe
2013-12-06 10:06:49 PM
1 votes:

Kibbler: A lot of people today would *love* having live crucifixions on TV.


I'd watch the shiat out of that.
2013-12-06 09:04:33 PM
1 votes:
It's not Easter. Doesn't the writer / poster of this article know that by FEDERAL STATUTE, stories describing how one dies via crucifixion can occur ONLY at Easter???
2013-12-06 08:15:22 PM
1 votes:
Yeah, that's pretty bad, but do you know what would make it even worse?

TICKLE ATTACK!!
2013-12-06 07:32:42 PM
1 votes:
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"Crucifixion?  HAH!"
 
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