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(Abc.net.au)   First gay marriage in Australia. God expected to send floods, drought and massive fires, just like every other summer   (abc.net.au) divider line 61
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2013-12-06 07:43:00 PM  
Great, now people are going to try and marry Chazzwazzers, too.
 
2013-12-06 09:44:38 PM  
Australia should expect a plague of deadly insects, spiders, and snakes any day now.
 
2013-12-06 09:48:48 PM  

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: Australia should expect a plague of deadly insects, spiders, and snakes any day now.


They call that Wednesday.
 
2013-12-06 09:52:06 PM  
Thanks a lot, Obama
 
2013-12-06 09:52:26 PM  

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: Australia should expect a plague of deadly insects, spiders, and snakes any day now.


What about the rabbits?
 
2013-12-06 09:55:50 PM  

ShawnDoc: Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: Australia should expect a plague of deadly insects, spiders, and snakes any day now.

What about the rabbits?


The dingoes will take care of them.
 
2013-12-06 09:56:11 PM  
Don't forget the frogs.  I'm sure there will be an explosion of environmentally destructive frogs practically raining from the sky now that gays can marry.
 
2013-12-06 09:56:31 PM  
Let's all get Gay married
 
2013-12-06 09:58:17 PM  
Vegemite for everyone.
 
2013-12-06 09:58:37 PM  

fusillade762: ShawnDoc: Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: Australia should expect a plague of deadly insects, spiders, and snakes any day now.

What about the rabbits?

The dingoes will take care of them.




Nope, the little farkers breed faster than the dingoes can eat them
 
2013-12-06 10:01:08 PM  
Looking forward to legalized Bruce-on-Bruce, Sheila-on-Sheila action.
 
2013-12-06 10:07:47 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Let's all get Gay married


How YOU doin'?
 
2013-12-06 10:08:04 PM  

Pribar: fusillade762: ShawnDoc: Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: Australia should expect a plague of deadly insects, spiders, and snakes any day now.
What about the rabbits?
The dingoes will take care of them.
Nope, the little farkers breed faster than the dingoes can eat them


As well as faster than the myxoma virus can kill them.  Though the original strain could kill 90%+ in a few days quite consistently, the virus evolved so that it only kills on average, 70% or so.
 
2013-12-06 10:11:23 PM  
God really needs to see a therapist.
 
2013-12-06 10:13:31 PM  
static.fjcdn.com

/Oblig
 
2013-12-06 10:16:41 PM  
lets face it Australia is so full of deadly things nothing God could send would be worse.
 
2013-12-06 10:19:17 PM  

grimlock1972: lets face it Australia is so full of deadly things nothing God could send would be worse.


He could send them US politicians.
 
2013-12-06 10:23:16 PM  

Emposter: grimlock1972: lets face it Australia is so full of deadly things nothing God could send would be worse.

He could send them US politicians.


Sadist...
 
2013-12-06 10:23:57 PM  
Man, the Bloomin' Onion toss is going to get some poor bridesmaid's dress all greasy ;(
 
2013-12-06 10:24:27 PM  

Emposter: grimlock1972: lets face it Australia is so full of deadly things nothing God could send would be worse.

He could send them US politicians.


Or Rob Ford
 
2013-12-06 10:31:05 PM  

fusillade762: ShawnDoc: Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: Australia should expect a plague of deadly insects, spiders, and snakes any day now.

What about the rabbits?

The dingoes

gorillas will take care of them.

FTFY
 
2013-12-06 10:37:07 PM  
God will rain New Zealand All Blacks on them:

news.bbcimg.co.uk
 
2013-12-06 10:37:23 PM  
As an Australian, I totally love this headline on multiple levels.
 
2013-12-06 10:37:43 PM  

Emposter: grimlock1972: lets face it Australia is so full of deadly things nothing God could send would be worse.

He could send them US politicians.


LOL but e aren't god are we.  just the same i am all for it.
 
2013-12-06 10:41:52 PM  

Emposter: grimlock1972: lets face it Australia is so full of deadly things nothing God could send would be worse.

He could send them US politicians.


I'd suggest Harvard MBAs.
 
2013-12-06 10:43:52 PM  
You may now turkey slap the groom. Good on ya mates.
 
2013-12-06 10:47:19 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Let's all get Gay married


First lets gay handshake on it.
 
2013-12-06 10:49:21 PM  
The Bruces might have a bit of a problem with the whole gay marriage thing.
 
2013-12-06 10:56:34 PM  

eyeq360: The Bruces might have a bit of a problem with the whole gay marriage thing.


i46.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-06 10:56:53 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Let's all get Gay married


www.wallchan.com

"Yes, let's."
 
2013-12-06 11:07:14 PM  

eyeq360: The Bruces might have a bit of a problem with the whole gay marriage thing.


Rules 1,3,5 and 7.
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-12-06 11:14:35 PM  

MrHappyRotter: Don't forget the frogs.  I'm sure there will be an explosion of environmentally destructive frogs practically raining from the sky now that gays can marry.


Why would gays want to marry environmentally destructive frogs?

(I assume you don't mean French coal mining executives....)
 
2013-12-06 11:19:31 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Let's all get Gay married


Alright yeah, I'm in.

Will the gays arrive in the mail? Will they need to be rehydrated?
 
2013-12-06 11:20:44 PM  
Aussie! Aussie! Aussie!
 
2013-12-06 11:26:44 PM  

megarian: drjekel_mrhyde: Let's all get Gay married

Alright yeah, I'm in.

Will the gays arrive in the mail? Will they need to be rehydrated?


As long as it's not by Fedex Ground
/Those farkers just delivered my package a 9:30 pm
 
2013-12-06 11:30:14 PM  
Does anyone in France even bother getting married?
 
2013-12-06 11:31:56 PM  

Cedarbridge: Does anyone in France even bother getting married?


How else can you have a wife AND a mistress?
 
2013-12-06 11:32:59 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: megarian: drjekel_mrhyde: Let's all get Gay married

Alright yeah, I'm in.

Will the gays arrive in the mail? Will they need to be rehydrated?

As long as it's not by Fedex Ground
/Those farkers just delivered my package a 9:30 pm


Oh. Oh f*ck.
 
2013-12-06 11:33:45 PM  
I want to see a Crocodile Dundee-style honeymoon.

"[chuckles]  That's not a penis.  [drops trousers] THAT's a penis."
 
2013-12-06 11:36:57 PM  
This gay marriage in Australia thing is precisely why God killed Steve Irwin with a stingray a couple years ago.
 
2013-12-06 11:37:05 PM  
i236.photobucket.com

Fabulous News!
 
2013-12-06 11:37:20 PM  

megarian: drjekel_mrhyde: Let's all get Gay married

Alright yeah, I'm in.

Will the gays arrive in the mail? Will they need to be rehydrated?


farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2013-12-07 12:17:56 AM  
Subby fails on bible knowledge. Those weren't the plagues. Oz should fear things like:

lh3.ggpht.com
Vermin [NSF ever sleeping again]

resources0.news.com.au
Locusts

www.abc.net.au
Hail

www.daff.gov.au
Cattle disease

www.mnn.com
Frogs

On second thought, they've really got nothing to lose.
 
2013-12-07 12:30:05 AM  

megarian: drjekel_mrhyde: Let's all get Gay married

Alright yeah, I'm in.

Will the gays arrive in the mail? Will they need to be rehydrated?


Staying hydrated is always important at times of extreme exertion.
 
2013-12-07 12:31:35 AM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: [i236.photobucket.com image 640x360]

Fabulous News!


Indeed : )
 
2013-12-07 12:45:51 AM  
That is kinda a point. Much like Mississippi, there aren't many biblical plagues left to be visited upon it.

/ invests in a local lamb's blood franchise.
 
2013-12-07 12:52:25 AM  
At least they'll be able to honeymoon in the Alps and listen to "The Sound of Music".
 
2013-12-07 12:57:16 AM  

kling_klang_bed: God will rain New Zealand All Blacks on them:

[news.bbcimg.co.uk image 850x478]


i could see that destroying the marriage...  :D
 
2013-12-07 01:07:53 AM  

cynicalminion: kling_klang_bed: God will rain New Zealand All Blacks on them:

[news.bbcimg.co.uk image 850x478]

i could see that destroying the marriage...  :D


And I propose an Australian marriage set to:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXX3e8jARTE

Let's set a gay marriage to REAL Aussie style!
 
2013-12-07 01:13:35 AM  
Huge Jackman is stoked
 
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