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(DNA Info)   In NY hipster circles, the best kind of tattoo is the free tattoo you get at a hipster party. "I philosophically like the idea of being able to give a tattoo for free...It's a refreshing moment in a capitalist world"   (dnainfo.com) divider line 113
    More: Ironic, tattoo for free, tattoos, capitalists, Greenpoint, mornings, Bushwick, Ridgewood  
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2013-12-06 03:58:56 PM
It's like a hipster botox party or something.
 
2013-12-06 04:06:59 PM
This is horrible, this idea.
 
2013-12-06 04:15:12 PM
Free hepatitis C with free tattoo.
 
2013-12-06 04:24:39 PM
www.anorak.co.uk
 
2013-12-06 04:25:02 PM
You get what you pay for
 
2013-12-06 04:29:36 PM
Kil has not yet set a date for his next free tattoo party. Interested guests can email him at jo­sh3r­de­ye­[nospam-﹫-backwards]li­am­g­*com for details.

From: Re­vk­[nospam-﹫-backwards]k­ra­far­tlu*com

To: jo­sh3r­de­ye­[nospam-﹫-backwards]li­am­g­*com


Hello Josh, my name is Rev.K, I recently saw your free tattoo parties advertised on DNAinfo New York. I have a very creative idea for a tattoo, but I recently got out of jail and don't have a lot of cash on hand, so your free tattoo party is perfect. How would you rate your skills on tattooing assholes? I don't mean rude people, I mean actual bum holes.
 
2013-12-06 04:45:27 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-06 04:47:58 PM

farkingismybusiness: [i.imgur.com image 850x480]


Well... he might be able to get a gig on a whaling ship as a harpooner
 
2013-12-06 04:53:09 PM

Shostie: This is horrible, this idea.


I... Uh... I gotta get outta here. See you guys later... if I still have a job.
 
2013-12-06 05:14:05 PM
What is an art handler? He moves art around?
 
2013-12-06 05:14:06 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: farkingismybusiness: [i.imgur.com image 850x480]

Well... he might be able to get a gig on a whaling ship as a harpooner whale

 
2013-12-06 05:15:37 PM
Yes,  because no one in the history of tattooing has ever regretted a tattoo done while drunk by an amateur tattoo artist.

/The plus side is more fodder for bad tattoo reality TV.
 
2013-12-06 05:15:44 PM
It's not a deal if it sucks.

/cross contamination nightmare
//where is the clip cord cover?
 
2013-12-06 05:16:02 PM

RexTalionis: Free hepatitis C with free tattoo.


Done in 3.
 
2013-12-06 05:17:32 PM
After dropping hundreds of dollars for two tattoos right after he turned 18, Alex Solano swore off getting inked again, thinking it was too expensive to continue.

"Most of my friends are also poor artists...they can't afford all the tattoos they want," Kil said about the cost of a tattoo, which he said now starts at about $100, compared with about $40 a decade ago.


Heaven forbid they might have to work an extra shift at Starbucks or Olive Garden.
 
2013-12-06 05:18:03 PM
There are more ways than one to get people at a party to draw on you.
 
2013-12-06 05:19:36 PM
What tattoos might look like:

www.drinkalot.com

www.delmagyar.hu

www.damnfunny.co.uk

images.teamsugar.com

cache.gawker.com

youwerehere.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-12-06 05:20:51 PM
i90.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-06 05:23:16 PM
The tattoo artist is clever for getting experience that will help him with his career. The rest of the people are farking idiots who are probably damaging their career prospects further with every new tat(*).

Seriously, you're worried about saving $60 for something that's going to be with you for the rest of your life? I'll pay a few hundred bucks for decent eyeglasses just because I'll wear them every day for a couple of years.


(*) Yes, yes. I know there are simply tons of farkers out there with jobs who are so well respected that nobody cares how tatted up they are and that I'm shallow for daring to judge someone just because their epidermis is full of ink and hepatitis.
 
2013-12-06 05:23:56 PM
Every article about hipsters deserves the ironic tag.
 
2013-12-06 05:24:02 PM
No Regrest
 
2013-12-06 05:25:52 PM
You want a free tattoo, mouth off to a couple fraternities at their pledge week parties. Not only will they give you multiple inkings for no charge, they'lll even save you the bother of selecting the designs.
 
2013-12-06 05:27:27 PM
static.tvguide.com

Free Tattoo.
 
2013-12-06 05:29:01 PM
I used to have a plan for 2 sleeves and was really married to the idea.  Now and days, I feel like I'm the unique one b/c i DON'T have some kind of tattoo.   I kinda like it.
 
2013-12-06 05:30:12 PM
I have free tats, but hey my good friend is a tattoo artist (for a living, not some punk with tatgun)
 
2013-12-06 05:31:12 PM

Almost Everybody Poops: Every article about hipsters deserves the ironic tag.



Ironic use of the Ironic tag has gone so mainstream, it's almost ironic^3 now.  You just have to make sure to roll your eyes when you invoke it.
 
2013-12-06 05:33:04 PM

wiseolddude: What is an art handler?


userserve-ak.last.fm
 
2013-12-06 05:34:47 PM

that was my nickname in highschool: Almost Everybody Poops: Every article about hipsters deserves the ironic tag.


Ironic use of the Ironic tag has gone so mainstream, it's almost ironic^3 now.  You just have to make sure to roll your eyes when you invoke it.


i no longer invoke, i evoke.  you've probably never imagined it.
 
2013-12-06 05:37:38 PM
As someone who's got a couple of free tattoos from my misspent youth, I can attest that free tattoos =/= good tattoos
 
2013-12-06 05:37:57 PM
My stepson has gotten "free" tattoos from his friend... horrible.  My wife got one of them on her foot... and then had to spend a couple hundred bucks (and several hours) getting a full coverup done.  I will never subject myself to a 'free' tattoo.  I'd rather save up and go with an actual artist that knows what they are doing.

/only tat I still want is my son's baby footprints
/I have a tattoo on my leg done by the crazy bathsalt lady that destroyed that art piece in Denver
 
2013-12-06 05:38:54 PM
Hey, I like giving free tattoos to hipsters, too!

beveragebaron.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-12-06 05:44:47 PM

uncleacid: Free Tattoo.


Don't be silly that's just a nick nack.
 
2013-12-06 05:46:49 PM
This is for real? I thought it was some kind of Bad Idea Jeans spoof.
 
2013-12-06 05:48:18 PM

meatofmystery


Now and days


*facepalm*

How about "nowadays" there, slick? You know... an actual word?
 
2013-12-06 05:50:28 PM

Jument: This is for real? I thought it was some kind of Bad Idea Jeans spoof.


You get what you pay for.
 
2013-12-06 05:51:21 PM
Free tat.

Free cat.
 
2013-12-06 05:52:09 PM
Other people got a ram and the word "DiCaprio," in honor of Leonardo DiCaprio.

1.bp.blogspot.com

It's the dismal tide

 
2013-12-06 05:52:12 PM
Oh, there's that reality show where people volunteer to get free huge tattoos and half of them end up farked up because the artists have to rush.
 
2013-12-06 05:52:27 PM

RexTalionis: Free hepatitis C with free tattoo.


Only if you are lucky and don't end up with the aids.


/ too bad it's things that kill slow and won't rack up points for Darwin in time
 
2013-12-06 05:52:37 PM
i disapprove of the use of 'philosophically' as a modifier in the headline/article.  I wrote a long diatribe why, but deleted it.  I planned on not saying anything, but then, out of spite, I decided to leave this comment.
 
2013-12-06 05:53:45 PM
Tattoos are about as cool as bumper stickers on your car.
 
2013-12-06 05:53:50 PM
free hepatitis
 
xcv
2013-12-06 05:55:40 PM
Instagramming to prove you were at a party is now too passé. Only a free tattoo and a positive hep blood test gives you hipster street cred now.
 
2013-12-06 05:59:02 PM

browntimmy: Tattoos are about as cool as bumper stickers on your car.


How about tattoos on your car?

www.vinyldecals.com
 
2013-12-06 06:01:18 PM

uncleacid: Free Tattoo.


Kinda small...
 
2013-12-06 06:03:22 PM
mad-vision-media.com
 
2013-12-06 06:04:02 PM
img.youtube.com
 
2013-12-06 06:05:32 PM
media1.break.com
 
2013-12-06 06:05:35 PM

dryknife: Free tat.

Free cat.


images.tvrage.com
 
2013-12-06 06:09:18 PM
As someone who got Hep C from a tattoo, I'm getting a kick out of the replies.  Also, pay to get a good, clean tattoo.

/48 weeks of interferon and ribavirin is a motherfarker
//10 years virus free
 
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