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(Denver Channel)   Tim Tebow offered football job in Italy. "I didn't know this, but Jesus Christ is, whoo-hoo, he's big there"   (thedenverchannel.com) divider line 29
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2013-12-06 04:48:50 PM
damn it subs when I saw football and Italy I automatically thought footy not armored wankerball.

/handegg?
 
2013-12-06 04:51:40 PM
Lewis Black! Loved that special.

/Everywhere I turn, there's Jesus, there's Jesus, there's Jesus. He's like the Coca-Cola of Italy!
 
2013-12-06 05:01:33 PM
Heh, he could be playing with seaman.
 
2013-12-06 05:04:30 PM
I guess I should quit day drinking because I thought that said "Tim Tebow offered a handjob in Italy" when I first glanced at the article.
 
2013-12-06 05:22:13 PM
Last I heard there was a bidding war between several prominent networks wanting him as a broadcaster.
 
2013-12-06 05:39:49 PM
HE should go...go now.
 
2013-12-06 05:46:16 PM

johnnieconnie: I guess I should quit day drinking because I thought that said "Tim Tebow offered a handjob in Italy" when I first glanced at the article.


Foot, hand, balls, close enough.
 
2013-12-06 05:46:49 PM
The submitted headline made me think of the home-school article and how many sheltered home-schoolers would actually say something like that.

(about Italy) "I didn't know this, but Jesus Christ is, whoo-hoo, he's big there"  - Bobby Boucher
"Italy is the debil" - Momma Boucher
 
2013-12-06 06:00:09 PM

farbekrieg: damn it subs when I saw football and Italy I automatically thought footy not armored wankerball.

/handegg?


Yeah, subby!  Never accidentally excite a Euro about his footy, or he'll have to start wanking his hand-eggs.  At least, that's what it sounded like to me, with the accent I can never really tell...

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/armoured?
 
2013-12-06 06:24:58 PM
I still can't wrap my head around other countries playing American football.  Possibly because it has "American" in the name, possibly because I've always thought of it as one of our nation's defining quirks, like our resistance to the metric system.

But I won't begrudge the Italians or anyone else their right to the game.  And if they want to take Tebow off our hands, even better!
 
2013-12-06 06:26:41 PM
Tim better read this book first!

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2013-12-06 06:41:07 PM

Gig103: Tim better read this book first!

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Came in here to recommend it. I loved that book.
 
2013-12-06 06:43:57 PM
Gig103: Tim better read this book first!
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DAMMIT someone beat me to it.

I enjoyed that book. 2 or 3 hours of brain junkfood, a very light read. I don't think there is a book of Grisham's I haven't enjoyed, and I think I've read them all.
 
2013-12-06 06:51:59 PM
I don't think he knows this, but that's Catholic Jesus there, not American Jesus.

You know what? Who cares? FOLLOW YOUR DREAM, TIMMY!
 
2013-12-06 06:53:17 PM
$200K per year -- I guess this could settle whether he'd play just for the love of the game.
 
2013-12-06 07:27:44 PM
Submitter totally missed the Tebow/Seamen joke.
 
2013-12-06 07:39:04 PM
What is Tebow doing for income now?
 
2013-12-06 07:40:52 PM

UncleStumpy: I enjoyed that book. 2 or 3 hours of brain junkfood, a very light read. I don't think there is a book of Grisham's I haven't enjoyed, and I think I've read them all.


Agreed. Just don't read it around dinner time, all the descriptions of the post-game meals made me jealous of Italians, and hungry. It's so out of Grisham's normal realm, I have to suspect he needed an excuse to go live in Italy for 3 or 6 months, and this was it. Bonus: Research, so it's all a business expense!
 
2013-12-06 08:11:59 PM

Gig103: UncleStumpy: I enjoyed that book. 2 or 3 hours of brain junkfood, a very light read. I don't think there is a book of Grisham's I haven't enjoyed, and I think I've read them all.

Agreed. Just don't read it around dinner time, all the descriptions of the post-game meals made me jealous of Italians, and hungry. It's so out of Grisham's normal realm, I have to suspect he needed an excuse to go live in Italy for 3 or 6 months, and this was it. Bonus: Research, so it's all a business expense!


That was my thought as well, but damn at least it came out well!
 
2013-12-06 09:09:46 PM

Gig103: Tim better read this book first!

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Well my work here is done, and I didn't even have to do it.
 
2013-12-06 09:13:44 PM
Well, it does put Timmy closer to the pope.

Although, given some of the enlightened thoughts spoken by Pope Francis lately, I'm not sure if Tebow's Troopers would consider that a good thing.
 
2013-12-06 11:56:47 PM

Huck And Molly Ziegler: Well, it does put Timmy closer to the pope.

Although, given some of the enlightened thoughts spoken by Pope Francis lately, I'm not sure if Tebow's Troopers would consider that a good thing.


Is he catholic?


Tebow not the pope.
 
2013-12-06 11:57:39 PM

wiseolddude: What is Tebow doing for income now?


Opening up PDQ restaurants in North Florida and Georgia, apparently.
 
2013-12-07 12:34:03 AM
Really, Subby? No Seamen joke?
 
2013-12-07 01:11:35 AM

hervatski: Huck And Molly Ziegler: Well, it does put Timmy closer to the pope.

Although, given some of the enlightened thoughts spoken by Pope Francis lately, I'm not sure if Tebow's Troopers would consider that a good thing.

Is he catholic?


Tebow not the pope.


Tebow is an evangelical, and many (even most) believe that the Roman Catholic Church has become an agent of Satan; some even believe that the so-called anti-Christ will be a Pope.

// Fark superstition.
// How 'bout dem Seahawks!!!1
 
2013-12-07 03:07:01 AM

IntertubeUser: // Fark superstition.


It's only weird if it doesn't work.
 
2013-12-07 03:56:16 AM

Gig103: Tim better read this book first!


If I remember correctly, the main character ends up happy and banging a Georgia girl. Doesn't sound too bad.
 
2013-12-07 10:08:16 AM
81 teams in 3 divisions?  Holy hell.
 
2013-12-07 11:58:19 PM

Huck And Molly Ziegler: Well, it does put Timmy closer to the pope.

Although, given some of the enlightened thoughts spoken by Pope Francis lately, I'm not sure if Tebow's Troopers would consider that a good thing.



Oddly enough, I think Tebow would get along with the Pope. They both are decent people.
 
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