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2013-12-06 04:12:27 PM
So all of them then?
 
2013-12-06 04:14:42 PM
I am none of those types, because I play video games alone and offline and don't give a damn if it's a PS2 game or not.
 
2013-12-06 04:18:04 PM

Confabulat: I am none of those types, because I play video games alone and offline and don't give a damn if it's a PS2 game or not.


This.  The only reason I use my XBox live account is to watch Netflix, and Hulu.
 
2013-12-06 04:19:50 PM
I'm a combination of 8-10.
 
2013-12-06 04:20:49 PM
Missing from list. Glorious master race.
 
2013-12-06 04:23:24 PM
Headline:
The ten most annoying types of gamers. Yes you're on there

Link:
The Seven Most Annoying Types of Gamers

www.drsheilaaddison.com
 
2013-12-06 04:45:59 PM
Annoying Gamers
reposted by Patricia Hernandez


LOL
 
2013-12-06 04:53:55 PM
I, uh, am none of them.
 
2013-12-06 04:55:17 PM
WOW.

Read the comments.


That article went meta fast thanks to them.
 
2013-12-06 05:09:29 PM
I'm the annoying type of gamer who is so elitist that he doesn't even play video games,
 
2013-12-06 05:10:44 PM
An oldy but goody:

img.fark.net
 
2013-12-06 05:22:23 PM
The French.  If you've ever played online during the day, you know what I'm talking about.
 
2013-12-06 05:23:50 PM
No, I'm not on there. There is only one game
upload.wikimedia.org

Note the analog to digital interface.
 
2013-12-06 05:30:04 PM
Actually i'm not, unless there is a group of people unhappy that they're not on lists. I like being on lists... except lists of people with HIV.
 
2013-12-06 05:31:40 PM
Is this about the time I forgot to bring my copy of the Players Handbook Subby?  Christ, that was in 1984!  You would think I drank your last Mountain Dew!  Can't you let anything go?
 
2013-12-06 05:45:20 PM
Can't read the list (blocked by Websense), but I play Minecraft with a couple chat buddies, play Lord of the Rings Online with the same small group of players (grouping, not much raiding), and lots of single player games.  Did I make the list?
 
2013-12-06 05:47:02 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: No, I'm not on there. There is only one game
[upload.wikimedia.org image 850x585]

Note the analog to digital interface.


your world must be so boring.
 
2013-12-06 05:51:10 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: No, I'm not on there. There is only one game


loll i played this game at school the othre day with jimmy wilkins and he just abused the queen.  took all my piece's and i couldnt do anything abuot it.  why would u use any other piece??  one to eight spaces in any direction??  haha what a fuking joke.  shiat game, massive imbalance.  ur a retard if u think this game is any good
 
2013-12-06 05:56:24 PM
farking 12 year old griefers who won't shut the fark up.
 
2013-12-06 06:02:53 PM
Missing from the list:

That farking Magic: The Gathering nerd who constructed shadow decks specifically to play against people they knew didn't have any counters against, so they could feel smug about spending more money on magic cards then you.
 
2013-12-06 06:05:40 PM

Mike_LowELL: Because People in power are Stupid: No, I'm not on there. There is only one game

loll i played this game at school the othre day with jimmy wilkins and he just abused the queen.  took all my piece's and i couldnt do anything abuot it.  why would u use any other piece??  one to eight spaces in any direction??  haha what a fuking joke.  shiat game, massive imbalance.  ur a retard if u think this game is any good


It was good until the last update when they nerfed the bishop...
 
2013-12-06 06:12:03 PM
Subby can't count
 
2013-12-06 06:12:29 PM
Im The Collector

"Dude, you have to check out this CIB version of Tommy Lasorda Baseball I just got! pristine! Im going to put it on the shelf with the others."
 
2013-12-06 06:14:35 PM
I must be one of the three unlisted types of gamers. I was really looking forward to a classification too.

Oh right, PC gaming master race. Good enough!
 
2013-12-06 06:24:55 PM
Anyone who thinks they are superior because of their choice of console/PC. There are plenty on Fark in every XBone/PS4 thread lately.
 
2013-12-06 06:25:42 PM

fluffy2097: Missing from the list:

That farking Magic: The Gathering nerd who constructed shadow decks specifically to play against people they knew didn't have any counters against, so they could feel smug about spending more money on magic cards then you.


? Just attack him, he cant block anything
 
2013-12-06 06:29:15 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: No, I'm not on there. There is only one game
[upload.wikimedia.org image 850x585]

Note the analog to digital interface.


Well lah-dee-dah Mister Fancy Pants.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-12-06 06:29:42 PM
This is bullshiat, nobody has ever said this or close to this

i.imgur.com

NOBODY!
 
2013-12-06 06:31:13 PM
"back in the NES days, when 90% of everything was unplayable garbage that barely worked."

Whut?
 
2013-12-06 06:31:36 PM
Did the cover "gamer with video game blog"? That dude is annoying as hell.
 
2013-12-06 06:34:05 PM
Here on FARK, we post anonymously on a aggregation site, to talk and complain about the link to a site that has discussions about, and aggregates content from, yet another site that actually hosts the original content.

God, I'm barely even a third-order meta.
 
2013-12-06 06:35:43 PM

Hand Banana: "back in the NES days, when 90% of everything was unplayable garbage that barely worked."

Whut?


Yeah, that's bullshiat.
 
2013-12-06 06:39:14 PM
Guess I'm in the first column...

i10.photobucket.com

\Though I do love new games too.
 
2013-12-06 06:42:54 PM
pretty much anything to come out of neogaf is annoying
 
2013-12-06 06:46:04 PM
The closest I am to one of those is the brand loyalist based on my disinterest in owning more than once console per generation and general favoring of Nintendo.
 
2013-12-06 06:46:37 PM

Mugato: So all of them then?

 
2013-12-06 06:50:40 PM
Guess I could be one of The Nostalgics but since Galaga isn't obscure, it doesn't count.
 
2013-12-06 06:53:23 PM
I'm not on the list dammit.

#8  shiatty crap ass no talent player.
 
2013-12-06 06:55:55 PM

phimuskapsi: Guess I'm in the first column...

[i10.photobucket.com image 850x480]


Please.  I love a man with a classical education.
 
2013-12-06 07:07:10 PM
Put me in the 'Games were better back then' crowd.

Sadly, it is true.  I can count on my two hands the games I've played and enjoyed in the last 10 years or so (especially since consoles moved to disks.  I still don't understand how people put up with LOAD times!).  Pretty much every one has been on PC.

There are at lest a few dozen games I regularly play from the NES / SNES era - and with fan translations, I can go back and play games that were never released in the US.
 
2013-12-06 07:12:27 PM
PC only gamers are by far the most annoying. They think missing out on exclusives because they spent $1000 on a PC but won't drop an additional $200 on a console makes them more hardcore or elite.

Look, if you can only afford one platform and picked PC that is fine but don't pretend it makes you better than other gamers. You're still being limited on what games you can pick by your platform of choice.
 
2013-12-06 07:13:18 PM

Mugato: So all of them then?


Bingo!
 
2013-12-06 07:14:48 PM
I prefer playing offline, but when I do play on-line, I usually play as a woman. I never speak, but I take a lot of pleasure listening to guys on the internet hit on me.

Most of my "friends" were made this way.
 
2013-12-06 07:20:22 PM

Carth: PC only gamers are by far the most annoying. They think missing out on exclusives because they spent $1000 on a PC but won't drop an additional $200 on a console makes them more hardcore or elite


Well I'm not taking sides here because that would be stupid but since consoles cost $ 500 now and you can get a decent PC for that much, that actually does other things than play games and access the web, I guess it depends on what you're looking to do.
 
2013-12-06 07:21:50 PM

Mugato: Carth: PC only gamers are by far the most annoying. They think missing out on exclusives because they spent $1000 on a PC but won't drop an additional $200 on a console makes them more hardcore or elite

Well I'm not taking sides here because that would be stupid but since consoles cost $ 500 now and you can get a decent PC for that much, that actually does other things than play games and access the web, I guess it depends on what you're looking to do.


I don't think you can build a PC for $400 that performs as good as the PC4.

At this point in the lifecycle there is no reason for PC gamers to pick up a cheap PS3 to play all the exclusives they missed. If you have a nice PC and a backlogged PS3 buy a new console in 2-3 years when the prices drop.
 
2013-12-06 07:24:48 PM

Mugato: Carth: PC only gamers are by far the most annoying. They think missing out on exclusives because they spent $1000 on a PC but won't drop an additional $200 on a console makes them more hardcore or elite

Well I'm not taking sides here because that would be stupid but since consoles cost $ 500 now and you can get a decent PC for that much, that actually does other things than play games and access the web, I guess it depends on what you're looking to do.


Yeah, ever since Sega farked me over with the Sega CD/23X bullshiat, I vowed to never console again. With a PC and emulators I can pretty much play every game ever. And I can do computery stuff.
 
2013-12-06 07:25:22 PM
Re: the memeist

I recently decided to give Skyrim a whirl and I finally got to hear one of the guards talk about getting an arrow to the knee. It's cute and all but its not the line that I think is funny. The one I like is one where the guard talks in wonder about the soldiers from Hammerfall having curved swords. curved. swords. I giggle every time.
 
2013-12-06 07:26:41 PM
they gor me I am a nostalgic, I admit it.  Now leave me in peace to play NES.
 
2013-12-06 07:26:48 PM

Bukharin: 23X


err... 32X
 
2013-12-06 07:45:56 PM

Calmamity: I'm the annoying type of gamer who is so elitist that he doesn't even play video games,


...which makes you the annoying type of elitist that comments on a game article even though they don't game. Gotcha.
 
2013-12-06 07:48:23 PM
Pretty much all I play is Ruzzle. I want to play you. TMIBH is my handle.
 
2013-12-06 07:57:20 PM

kukukupo: Put me in the 'Games were better back then' crowd.

Sadly, it is true.  I can count on my two hands the games I've played and enjoyed in the last 10 years or so (especially since consoles moved to disks.  I still don't understand how people put up with LOAD times!).  Pretty much every one has been on PC.

There are at lest a few dozen games I regularly play from the NES / SNES era - and with fan translations, I can go back and play games that were never released in the US.


I'm also in this category. And I think it's less about the game quality and more about the fact that we played these games in our formative years. Games for me is like music for other people. For many, the music of their teens was perfect and nothing can top it; for me, the games I played in my teens and early 20's are untouchable by modern games.

And I know that my belief in the superiority of these games is nostalgia, because earlier this year I played Final Fantasy VI (or III from the SNES days) for the first time. Even though it was a contemporary of Chrono Trigger and clearly one of the best games ever made of that era, I don't have the same attachment to it that I do for Chrono Trigger, which I played when it came out and will love to my dying day. For me, Final Fantasy VI is a recognizably excellent game, but because I didn't play it in my youth, I'm not as charmed by it.

When I replay older games, they take me back to the time when I first played them, and it reminds me of how I felt when I first beheld those amazing 8 and 16 bit graphics. It reminds me of playing games with my friends for hours on end because we were 8 and had no other responsibilities.
 
2013-12-06 08:06:59 PM

Carth: At this point in the lifecycle there is no reason for PC gamers to pick up a cheap PS3 to play all the exclusives they missed. If you have a nice PC and a backlogged PS3 buy a new console in 2-3 years when the prices drop.


Which is exactly what I did. I've got a great laptop that meets my PC gaming needs quite well, and with Humble Bundle, GOG, and Steam, I already have more PC games than I'll ever play in my lifetime. (So why do I keep buying more?) I finaly picked up a PS3 this year and I now have several years' worth of great games available at very good prices. So I may not ever be current when it comes to the latest games, but I'm having fun.

I feel sorry for people who feel like they need a restrictive definition of a "Real Gamer."  They don't realize it, but they are ruining their own fun by putting restrictions on what counts as fun. For me, a "real gamer" games on whatever the hell they want to game on.
 
2013-12-06 08:18:17 PM

Bukharin: Yeah, ever since Sega farked me over with the Sega CD/32X bullshiat, I vowed to never console again.


You're telling me ... imagine what it was like to work for Sega. And it only got worse with the Saturn.

But they somehow pulled a rabbit out of their hat with the Dreamcast, the most wonderful system ever to work for ... but it was too late.
 
2013-12-06 08:20:19 PM

Carth: Mugato: Carth: PC only gamers are by far the most annoying. They think missing out on exclusives because they spent $1000 on a PC but won't drop an additional $200 on a console makes them more hardcore or elite

Well I'm not taking sides here because that would be stupid but since consoles cost $ 500 now and you can get a decent PC for that much, that actually does other things than play games and access the web, I guess it depends on what you're looking to do.

I don't think you can build a PC for $400 that performs as good as the PC4.

At this point in the lifecycle there is no reason for PC gamers to pick up a cheap PS3 to play all the exclusives they missed. If you have a nice PC and a backlogged PS3 buy a new console in 2-3 years when the prices drop.


Actually you just drop a $250 graphics card into the computer you already have. So PC gaming costs HALF what a console does.

And FYI - I can listen to your namesake whine right now on my latest computer. You are one soon-to-arrive RROD from never hearing him and his trust issues again.
 
2013-12-06 08:31:25 PM
I don't really understand people who want to make gaming either or things all the time.  You like PC only?  Great for you.  You're loyal to your PS or Xbox?  Awesome.  Some of us play on multiple platforms because we like playing different games on different machines or because some games are exclusives.  I don't know why people feel superior because they play exclusively on the PC or whatever.  It's like people who feel superior because they only watch TV on Netflix or by illegally downloading it instead of owning a tv.

Also, I will agree with the person who said you only think older games are superior due to nostalgia.  We all do this with something at some point I suppose.  I know I will probably always think Everquest was the best MMO ever made because it was the first one I played.  It doesn't really make it objectively the case though (just to me).  To say that no good games have come out in 10-20 years is ridiculous and just shows that you aren't really aware of what games are out there (or perhaps you have very particular taste).  Of course this all goes back to the definition of "good" which is entirely subjective.
 
2013-12-06 08:37:11 PM

js34603: Did the cover "gamer with video game blog"? That dude is annoying as hell.


That's essentially #4 Desperate Startups
 
2013-12-06 08:41:22 PM
I decided to get a classic console and build a collection, I've lost interest in most new games. It was going to be an SNES but finding a good one became problematic, most of them have turned piss yellow and the plastic so brittle you can shatter it in your hands. The SNES mini seems to hold up much better but then I found a pristine Atari 2600 light sixer. That was the console I had as a kid (and later a ColecoVision) and the carts for it are dirt cheap. Plus I've found I have a lot more fun playing those old games so I'm building a 2600 collection now. I guess that puts me in the "games were better back then" crowd.

I still prefer SNES over all else though, but emulation is good enough for that. Might get a Raspberry Pi or Ouya someday, install a bunch of emulators on it and turn it into an ultimate classic gaming console.
 
2013-12-06 08:41:54 PM
You lie subby. I'm not on there. I see no fun-loving PVPing gal that likes to call mobs and opponent players c#@+$ and solicits dead baby jokes in chat.

/actually gave up gaming a year and a half ago
 
2013-12-06 08:49:06 PM
fc04.deviantart.net
 
2013-12-06 09:27:49 PM

Skyfrog: I decided to get a classic console and build a collection, I've lost interest in most new games. It was going to be an SNES but finding a good one became problematic, most of them have turned piss yellow and the plastic so brittle you can shatter it in your hands. The SNES mini seems to hold up much better but then I found a pristine Atari 2600 light sixer. That was the console I had as a kid (and later a ColecoVision) and the carts for it are dirt cheap. Plus I've found I have a lot more fun playing those old games so I'm building a 2600 collection now. I guess that puts me in the "games were better back then" crowd.

I still prefer SNES over all else though, but emulation is good enough for that. Might get a Raspberry Pi or Ouya someday, install a bunch of emulators on it and turn it into an ultimate classic gaming console.


Collecting Atari 2600 carts... oh man there's something that will drive you crazy.

I have an Atari 2600 collection that includes 13 different console variations and over 300 different cartridges.
 
2013-12-06 09:40:46 PM
The closest one I come to is the brand loyalist but only because I don't see the point in owning more than one gaming console.
 
2013-12-06 09:49:40 PM
Where is the douche bag that leaves his mic on for no good reason while playing Need for Speed Rivals and blasting his stereo?
 
2013-12-06 10:00:05 PM

rocky_howard: This is bullshiat, nobody has ever said this or close to this

[i.imgur.com image 522x354]

NOBODY!


http://lmgtfy.com/?q=hyperbole
 
2013-12-06 10:15:37 PM

Wolfman Johnny: Where is the douche bag that leaves his mic on for no good reason while playing Need for Speed Rivals and blasting his stereo?


Hanging out with the woman who doesn't realize her mic is on and carries on to her boyfriend or whoever for an hour during a game that really doesn't require chat.

/I've heard some interesting conversations coming through my tv speakers.

Or how about the people who didn't know the kinect recorded them while playing Uno on Xbox Live or worse the ones who did and decided to turn it into penis roulette.
 
2013-12-06 10:19:08 PM

Ghastly: Skyfrog: I decided to get a classic console and build a collection, I've lost interest in most new games. It was going to be an SNES but finding a good one became problematic, most of them have turned piss yellow and the plastic so brittle you can shatter it in your hands. The SNES mini seems to hold up much better but then I found a pristine Atari 2600 light sixer. That was the console I had as a kid (and later a ColecoVision) and the carts for it are dirt cheap. Plus I've found I have a lot more fun playing those old games so I'm building a 2600 collection now. I guess that puts me in the "games were better back then" crowd.

I still prefer SNES over all else though, but emulation is good enough for that. Might get a Raspberry Pi or Ouya someday, install a bunch of emulators on it and turn it into an ultimate classic gaming console.

Collecting Atari 2600 carts... oh man there's something that will drive you crazy.

I have an Atari 2600 collection that includes 13 different console variations and over 300 different cartridges.


Oh yeah, I can't imagine trying to get all of them. I'm not really a completionist though so I'll be happy with just the one console and a collection of the better games. Different variations and junk like Custer's Revenge I can do without. I actually still had a half dozen of my old carts. I have no idea what ever happened to my original 2600 but it was a 4 switch "Vader" model.
 
2013-12-06 10:33:32 PM

Mike_LowELL: Because People in power are Stupid: No, I'm not on there. There is only one game

loll i played this game at school the othre day with jimmy wilkins and he just abused the queen.  took all my piece's and i couldnt do anything abuot it.  why would u use any other piece??  one to eight spaces in any direction??  haha what a fuking joke.  shiat game, massive imbalance.  ur a retard if u think this game is any good


lol ya queen is OP
 
2013-12-06 10:37:34 PM
I'm the one who doesn't hav a mic...is that wrong?
 
2013-12-06 10:38:13 PM
I'm a major collector these days.  I think my recent purchases backlog goes back tot he ps1 era now.  I seem to buy as many old games as I do new ones, and wow, I don't think i've played 3/4th of most of them.

Don't even get me started on steam/humble bundle stuff.
 
2013-12-06 10:47:22 PM
Not only am I not any of those, but you'd be lucky if even 10% of the gamers I know are any of those.
 
2013-12-06 10:50:25 PM

rocky_howard: This is bullshiat, nobody has ever said this or close to this



NOBODY!


Someone did seriously say Superman 64 was good but the gaming gods did smite him for his blasphemous words.
 
2013-12-06 10:55:09 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: No, I'm not on there. There is only one game
[upload.wikimedia.org image 850x585]

Note the analog to digital interface.


Ha, you and your lame knock off of the original.

www.mastersgames.com
 
2013-12-06 10:55:59 PM

Mike_LowELL: Because People in power are Stupid: No, I'm not on there. There is only one game

loll i played this game at school the othre day with jimmy wilkins and he just abused the queen.  took all my piece's and i couldnt do anything abuot it.  why would u use any other piece??  one to eight spaces in any direction??  haha what a fuking joke.  shiat game, massive imbalance.  ur a retard if u think this game is any good


Your queen is gone dude, might as well just wish it away.
 
2013-12-06 11:00:06 PM
Reading the article:

1. Nope.
2. Nope.
3. Nope.
4. Nope.
5. Nope.
6. Nope.
7. Nope.
8. Nope.
9. Nope.
10. ...frak.
 
2013-12-06 11:09:38 PM
Hehe. I just remembered some video of someone playing call of duty with the only other person in the game with them being a five year old with the voice of a chipmunk. "Nooooo, you guys stoooop it". "I said don't shooooot meeeeee!" "Noooooo, your a big poopy head!" "I'm going to call my dad, and if you don't stop shooting me he's going to call the police." "Whaaahhh, daddy!"
Seriously, why the hell was a little kid playing an M rated game? Were his parents just too lazy to care?
 
2013-12-06 11:42:01 PM

madgonad: Carth: Mugato: Carth: PC only gamers are by far the most annoying. They think missing out on exclusives because they spent $1000 on a PC but won't drop an additional $200 on a console makes them more hardcore or elite

Well I'm not taking sides here because that would be stupid but since consoles cost $ 500 now and you can get a decent PC for that much, that actually does other things than play games and access the web, I guess it depends on what you're looking to do.

I don't think you can build a PC for $400 that performs as good as the PC4.

At this point in the lifecycle there is no reason for PC gamers to pick up a cheap PS3 to play all the exclusives they missed. If you have a nice PC and a backlogged PS3 buy a new console in 2-3 years when the prices drop.

Actually you just drop a $250 graphics card into the computer you already have. So PC gaming costs HALF what a console does.

And FYI - I can listen to your namesake whine right now on my latest computer. You are one soon-to-arrive RROD from never hearing him and his trust issues again.


before building a PC for gaming I, like the majority of people now, just had a laptop. Tablets are even replacing laptops for many people. Desktops are becoming something gamers and people who need them for work have.
 
2013-12-06 11:51:49 PM

Richard C Stanford: Hehe. I just remembered some video of someone playing call of duty with the only other person in the game with them being a five year old with the voice of a chipmunk. "Nooooo, you guys stoooop it". "I said don't shooooot meeeeee!" "Noooooo, your a big poopy head!" "I'm going to call my dad, and if you don't stop shooting me he's going to call the police." "Whaaahhh, daddy!"
Seriously, why the hell was a little kid playing an M rated game? Were his parents just too lazy to care?


Yah I kind of hate parents who let their kids play online games.  I know the parents think it's harmless fun and why shouldn't kids be allowed to play a video game like anyone else, but adult themed games are inappropriate for children.  Also, children tend to behave really badly in online games (not to imply that adults don't as well).  I have not heard such an extreme response, but I definitely heard some kids who sound like they're 9 or 10 when I used to play L4D.  The thing is that if you've played L4D you would know how incredibly bad it would be to randomly get matched up with a child and it inevitably goes terribly as they don't have a sense of organization, teamwork, etc. Although the funniest are the kids in MMO's who don't realize how badly they embarrass themselves with their behavior or the things they say.  I'm not sure I'd want my child to be exposed the shennanigans that go on in online games or to develop those habits so early.  It seems like it's setting your kid up to fail in life.
 
2013-12-06 11:55:35 PM
I may or may not be any of those. You'll never know because I don't do online gaming.
 
2013-12-07 12:48:34 AM

Confabulat: I am none of those types, because I play video games alone and offline and don't give a damn if it's a PS2 game or not.


This.

I do not play multiplayer games or anything online. I stick to games like Mass Effect, Bioshock, Skyrim, KSP, etc. Hard to annoy people in a game when you refuse to play with others in the first place.

\Am I being Contrarian by disagreeing with the article?
 
2013-12-07 01:10:32 AM

Hand Banana: "back in the NES days, when 90% of everything was unplayable garbage that barely worked."

Whut?


Get an emulator, it really was agood 70% of titles that were total garbage. Maybe 80%.

But then none of us bought those so it was a non-issue.
 
2013-12-07 01:18:17 AM
You know what the THREE types of annoying websites on Fark?
1. The slideshow.
2. A Townhall or American Thinker piece.
3. A stupid, useless list.

Seriously, this list sucks, the examples are weak, and there are groups left out, since I'm not really anyone on that list either. I hardly ever play online, when I do, it's for fun, I understand the memes, but don't go around spouting them, I have no "brand loyalty", because I don't play consoles, I enjoy old games from back in the day, but don't dwell on them, etc...
 
2013-12-07 01:29:23 AM
The gamers I find the most annoying are the ones who have no other life and spend far too much energy chastising my lame equipment because I haven't spent ten hours a day farming for gear.

I consider "casual" a compliment.  It means I have a real life.  It means I get to see and feel real boobies instead of running around ganking n00bs.
 
2013-12-07 01:47:44 AM
The list sorta references gamers who defend game studios whenever it's pointed out they're not doing much in the way of offering variety or new ideas.
 
2013-12-07 01:59:44 AM

worlddan: Re: the memeist

I recently decided to give Skyrim a whirl and I finally got to hear one of the guards talk about getting an arrow to the knee. It's cute and all but its not the line that I think is funny. The one I like is one where the guard talks in wonder about the soldiers from Hammerfall having curved swords. curved. swords. I giggle every time.


It's a euphemism.
 
2013-12-07 02:05:40 AM
List fails for omitting gamers still butthurt about the ending of Mass Effect 3.

/Yeah, it blew goats, but get over it already.
 
2013-12-07 02:14:12 AM

Richard_The_Clown: Reading the article:
...
8. Nope.
9. Nope.
10. ...frak.


Are you sure about that?
 
2013-12-07 03:29:43 AM

Because People in power are Stupid: No, I'm not on there. There is only one game
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Note the analog to digital interface.


I like your style sir.

/Lucky enough to have multiple chess playing friends.
//Highly recommend Chess960.
 
2013-12-07 04:13:51 AM
i560.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-07 04:15:35 AM
I'm a nostalgic gamer then.

/miss my Amiga days
//also SNES
 
2013-12-07 04:39:30 AM
I don't really think i'm any of these.

While I love old games, and have collections of SNES, NES, Gameboy, ect, I dont' hump those systems too hard, because they had lots of short comings. Lots of NES shovelware that was "Nintendo Hard" just to extend it out, for instance.

I don't nitpick things too hard.

I'm not intently loyal to one brand - a slight preference toward Nintendo but I have found things on every console I love.

I guess I'm probably mostly an MMO gamer. But I don't run into anything that bad on that MMO hell scale. I run a problem free, drama free WoW guild, I have an excellent rep, I have plenty of gold earned by not bothering other people, Maybe the closest is Alt-aholic, but honestly I still have a definitive main.
 
2013-12-07 05:36:10 AM
I like MMO's, but I never understood how to make friends on them.  I'm the lonely wanderer, farming slimes...all by myself.
 
2013-12-07 06:03:30 AM
Hah! No Clueless Noob. I'm not on the list!
 
2013-12-07 06:28:44 AM

gadian: I like MMO's, but I never understood how to make friends on them.  I'm the lonely wanderer, farming slimes...all by myself.


Walk up to someone and say "Will you be my friend? I have cookies"

Sorted.
 
2013-12-07 07:07:27 AM

Summer Glau's Love Slave: List fails for omitting gamers still butthurt about the ending of Mass Effect 3.

/Yeah, it blew goats, but get over it already.


I finally did actually.

I mean, I still won't go back and play any of them, and they were my favorite games (only ones I've ever played through multiple times, except for Baldur's Gate and Icewind Dale).

But I'm no longer 'boycotting all EA products'. Mostly because I forgot or didn't realize Deadspace2 was one when I bought it a few weeks ago. And then my friends talked me into playing SWTOR again (which, honestly, hasn't changed enough for me to recommend)
 
2013-12-07 07:33:21 AM

kroonermanblack: Summer Glau's Love Slave: List fails for omitting gamers still butthurt about the ending of Mass Effect 3.

/Yeah, it blew goats, but get over it already.

I finally did actually.

I mean, I still won't go back and play any of them, and they were my favorite games (only ones I've ever played through multiple times, except for Baldur's Gate and Icewind Dale).

But I'm no longer 'boycotting all EA products'. Mostly because I forgot or didn't realize Deadspace2 was one when I bought it a few weeks ago. And then my friends talked me into playing SWTOR again (which, honestly, hasn't changed enough for me to recommend)


Let's face it - one of these days you're going to stop in the frozen department and buy a bag of succotash and get it home and find out it's an EA product.
 
2013-12-07 09:49:44 AM

mommatoldme: I'm the one who doesn't hav a mic...is that wrong?


I used to sort of think so.  Team games are really enhanced by good communication.

However.  By a vast majority(platform dependant of course), assholes dominate the mics on console games.

Above and beyond the general annoying ness of kids, music players, screamers and insulters, there are a few other sorts worth mentioning.

Impersonating a Superior Officer.  These are of all ages and voice types, but they all share one problem, attempting to tell everyone else what strategy and goals they "should" be working towards, issuing commands like they're top brass in a military campaign.
Subtype: Missplaced MMO tank who misses his healer/buffer:(in a FPS game)  Why weren't you supporting me?  Why didn't you have my back? Why did you let that guy sneak up on me?  Why did you let him get my carepackage? etc

Social Butterflies:  Incessantly talk to other people in real life or on the phone with the mic turned on.
Sub-type:  People who insist on small talk with other gamers.  Where you from?  What (irrelevant) sports team do you watch.  Man, I just got fired again? Have you played (irrelevant)game yet?


Most games are pretty simple to play, a smart player can fit in and be a team-member when needed.  No need for commands and getting super serious.  There's a sweet spot between that and someone obviously out to meet friends in a series of sad and desperate attempts who all but ignores the actual game.

Unfortunately, that spot has been overwhelmed and drowned out by the above types.

I had to set my console settings to "friends only".
 
2013-12-07 10:03:20 AM
What a crap list. Hey, young lady: The NES games worked perfectly back in the 80s..because they were new.

Also, they are better than the games offered now. Hell, there's HUGE secrets still left to be revealed in some of the biggest games ever which gave rise to the tripe you think is so great.

I'm not as offended because she was ripping on my "niche" but because she's painfully ignorant regarding video game history.
 
2013-12-07 10:09:32 AM

WhyteRaven74: The list sorta references gamers who defend game studios whenever it's pointed out they're not doing much in the way of offering variety or new ideas.


6 of one, half a dozen of the other.

Some studio's do just that, or at least try.  Even the CoD/halo developers try to be innovative.

But the industry at large isn't very good at it.  Too many CEO's micromanaging, and too many half-brained "artists", too many writers that could have been a standin for the writing board on "Lost"(weird for weird's sake, dissonance filled rubbish) not enough of that nice level headed gamer with a fresh idea with the constitution and creativity to flesh it out.  Indy games have some focus in that area, but lack of funding and manpower to do much more than create what amounts to a heady/dreamlike flash game / sidescroller type of game.

There is no coherent "vision" that whole team's can get around and produce quality instead of gimmicky.  No need to with CoD and the like selling millions/billions of copies.  Valve does some good work, as does Bethesda, but they're....how do I put it...so full of depth or uniqueness that they're kind of hard to get into sometimes.
Half life is cool, but coming out so far apart...I never played the original Half Life.  Played the hell out of 2 though, because it was fun enough, not because I understood what the fark was going on.  Same with Skyrim/Fallout.  So much immersion, they didn't parse it well so that you could go only as deep as you wanted.  Lots of references that don't make any sense, long lost kingdoms to shadowy conspiracies you've never heard of.

There's still a hole between "sandbox with no real goals" and playing what amounts to a scripted film of uninteresting characters.  Sometimes, much as I loathe it, I'd rather just watch Pride and Prejudice.

Few developers excel in that area.  Bungie tries, may prove it with Destiny(of course, it's easy to create a world with the first game, not so much giving it a worthy successor).  There's a mech game coming out that sounds somewhat fun but I cannot recall the name.(you can get out of your mech and hijack others and such things....if that's enough to ring a bell).
 
2013-12-07 11:29:56 AM
List is missing bad sport/poor loser. Kinda shocked it's not on there.
 
2013-12-07 11:59:26 AM

ManateeGag: Because People in power are Stupid: No, I'm not on there. There is only one game
[upload.wikimedia.org image 850x585]

Note the analog to digital interface.

your world must be so boring.



What do you mean? This grips me more than would a muddy old river, or a reclining Buddha.
 
Ant
2013-12-07 12:02:28 PM

Confabulat: I am none of those types, because I play video games alone and offline and don't give a damn if it's a PS2 game or not.


Same here. Occasionally I'll race someone in Forza, but it's usually without a headset. I like the feature in Forza 4 that lets you race people's ghosts.
 
Ant
2013-12-07 12:05:24 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: No, I'm not on there. There is only one game
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Note the analog to digital interface.


Those graphics suck!
 
Ant
2013-12-07 12:17:02 PM

soporific: And I think it's less about the game quality and more about the fact that we played these games in our formative years. Games for me is like music for other people. For many, the music of their teens was perfect and nothing can top it; for me, the games I played in my teens and early 20's are untouchable by modern games.


I used to love Pitfall on the Atari 2600. I played it recently, and realized that it really sucks. As for music, I recently went through and listened to all the bands I liked as a teenager and realized that, while some of it I still like a lot, many of my favorite bands of the day bands are just a bunch of pretentious douchebags who dress in black, sing about death and depression, and take themselves way too seriously (I'm looking at you, Christian Death).
 
Ant
2013-12-07 12:25:19 PM

Richard C Stanford: Hehe. I just remembered some video of someone playing call of duty with the only other person in the game with them being a five year old with the voice of a chipmunk. "Nooooo, you guys stoooop it". "I said don't shooooot meeeeee!" "Noooooo, your a big poopy head!" "I'm going to call my dad, and if you don't stop shooting me he's going to call the police." "Whaaahhh, daddy!"
Seriously, why the hell was a little kid playing an M rated game? Were his parents just too lazy to care?


Lazy and/or stupid and/or neglectful.
 
2013-12-07 05:03:04 PM

kroonermanblack: Summer Glau's Love Slave: List fails for omitting gamers still butthurt about the ending of Mass Effect 3.

/Yeah, it blew goats, but get over it already.

I finally did actually.

I mean, I still won't go back and play any of them, and they were my favorite games (only ones I've ever played through multiple times, except for Baldur's Gate and Icewind Dale).

But I'm no longer 'boycotting all EA products'. Mostly because I forgot or didn't realize Deadspace2 was one when I bought it a few weeks ago. And then my friends talked me into playing SWTOR again (which, honestly, hasn't changed enough for me to recommend)


I'm not boycotting EA products, but I'm dayum sure not going to buy any of them until they've been heavily reviewed and in play for a while. Just trying to avoid another dissapointment.

/ME3 has something like 1200+ reviews on Amazon, and 599 of the reviews are 1 star.
//Never play a game until it's been out for a while.
////Batman Arkham Origins is so glitch ridden you can't even play it.
////The patches that WB Montreal released for it are useless.
 
2013-12-07 05:31:00 PM

Summer Glau's Love Slave: kroonermanblack: Summer Glau's Love Slave: List fails for omitting gamers still butthurt about the ending of Mass Effect 3.

/Yeah, it blew goats, but get over it already.

I finally did actually.

I mean, I still won't go back and play any of them, and they were my favorite games (only ones I've ever played through multiple times, except for Baldur's Gate and Icewind Dale).

But I'm no longer 'boycotting all EA products'. Mostly because I forgot or didn't realize Deadspace2 was one when I bought it a few weeks ago. And then my friends talked me into playing SWTOR again (which, honestly, hasn't changed enough for me to recommend)

I'm not boycotting EA products, but I'm dayum sure not going to buy any of them until they've been heavily reviewed and in play for a while. Just trying to avoid another dissapointment.

/ME3 has something like 1200+ reviews on Amazon, and 599 of the reviews are 1 star.
//Never play a game until it's been out for a while.
////Batman Arkham Origins is so glitch ridden you can't even play it.
////The patches that WB Montreal released for it are useless.


ME3 reviews are a tainted pool. The ending was (and still is) shiat. Originally people flipped out and just crapped on EA anywhere they could. And no one ever went back and changed those.  If you can get it cheap, ME3 isn't a terrible game.

I kinda agree on Batman AO though. Tried playing that on PC with a control and it was terribad.  But that's not strictly an EA thing. The Dues Ex: Human Revolution: Directors cut edition that came out a couple months ago is flat out farking unplayable. Framerates and stutters and lag for almost every user, no patches. Some bizarre workarounds.

Frankly I'm just going to start waiting on games. Probably not long enough for the GOTY editions, but maybe a few months. Which sucks, because I like gaming.

Speaking of, I'm bored, anyone know of any RPG style games for PC? Something like Baldur's gate or similar, but new (and no, BG:EE doesn't count, nor does GoG's catalog!) I even enjoy a good action RPG, but the qualifications there are that it has to have leveling, and gear progression (as in, you get at least a few new weapons and armor as the game progresses, rather than God of War style 'here's an ax, here's a Z, here's a Y')
 
2013-12-07 05:58:14 PM
kroonermanblack:

Speaking of, I'm bored, anyone know of any RPG style games for PC? Something like Baldur's gate or similar, but new

I tried out Alpha Protocol over the summer and loved it.  Great spy-themed action-rpg.  The Fable series is pretty good, too (I only played the first one, though).
 
2013-12-07 09:09:34 PM

Ghastly: Skyfrog: I decided to get a classic console and build a collection, I've lost interest in most new games. It was going to be an SNES but finding a good one became problematic, most of them have turned piss yellow and the plastic so brittle you can shatter it in your hands. The SNES mini seems to hold up much better but then I found a pristine Atari 2600 light sixer. That was the console I had as a kid (and later a ColecoVision) and the carts for it are dirt cheap. Plus I've found I have a lot more fun playing those old games so I'm building a 2600 collection now. I guess that puts me in the "games were better back then" crowd.

I still prefer SNES over all else though, but emulation is good enough for that. Might get a Raspberry Pi or Ouya someday, install a bunch of emulators on it and turn it into an ultimate classic gaming console.

Collecting Atari 2600 carts... oh man there's something that will drive you crazy.

I have an Atari 2600 collection that includes 13 different console variations and over 300 different cartridges.


Party at your place!

/srsly
 
2013-12-07 10:17:12 PM

Mike_LowELL: Because People in power are Stupid: No, I'm not on there. There is only one game

loll i played this game at school the othre day with jimmy wilkins and he just abused the queen.  took all my piece's and i couldnt do anything abuot it.  why would u use any other piece??  one to eight spaces in any direction??  haha what a fuking joke.  shiat game, massive imbalance.  ur a retard if u think this game is any good


retromedia.ign.com
 
2013-12-07 10:23:50 PM

Carth: PC only gamers are by far the most annoying. They think missing out on exclusives because they spent $1000 on a PC but won't drop an additional $200 on a console makes them more hardcore or elite.

Look, if you can only afford one platform and picked PC that is fine but don't pretend it makes you better than other gamers. You're still being limited on what games you can pick by your platform of choice.


Only if you aren't willing to wait.
 
2013-12-07 11:40:42 PM

StoPPeRmobile: Carth: PC only gamers are by far the most annoying. They think missing out on exclusives because they spent $1000 on a PC but won't drop an additional $200 on a console makes them more hardcore or elite.

Look, if you can only afford one platform and picked PC that is fine but don't pretend it makes you better than other gamers. You're still being limited on what games you can pick by your platform of choice.

Only if you aren't willing to wait.


Wake me up when Halo 4 comes to PC, but before that, Halo 3 probably should as well as ODST and Reach.

/PC is just as limited in titles as are consoles, each has their exclusives in one way or another
 
2013-12-08 01:15:41 AM

omeganuepsilon: StoPPeRmobile: Carth: PC only gamers are by far the most annoying. They think missing out on exclusives because they spent $1000 on a PC but won't drop an additional $200 on a console makes them more hardcore or elite.

Look, if you can only afford one platform and picked PC that is fine but don't pretend it makes you better than other gamers. You're still being limited on what games you can pick by your platform of choice.

Only if you aren't willing to wait.

Wake me up when Halo 4 comes to PC, but before that, Halo 3 probably should as well as ODST and Reach.

/PC is just as limited in titles as are consoles, each has their exclusives in one way or another


Don't bother waiting for ODST. Crappy, crappy game. They took all the fun from the halo games and removed it
 
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