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2013-12-06 04:12:27 PM
So all of them then?
 
2013-12-06 04:14:42 PM
I am none of those types, because I play video games alone and offline and don't give a damn if it's a PS2 game or not.
 
2013-12-06 04:18:04 PM

Confabulat: I am none of those types, because I play video games alone and offline and don't give a damn if it's a PS2 game or not.


This.  The only reason I use my XBox live account is to watch Netflix, and Hulu.
 
2013-12-06 04:19:50 PM
I'm a combination of 8-10.
 
2013-12-06 04:20:49 PM
Missing from list. Glorious master race.
 
2013-12-06 04:23:24 PM
Headline:
The ten most annoying types of gamers. Yes you're on there

Link:
The Seven Most Annoying Types of Gamers

www.drsheilaaddison.com
 
2013-12-06 04:45:59 PM
Annoying Gamers
reposted by Patricia Hernandez


LOL
 
2013-12-06 04:53:55 PM
I, uh, am none of them.
 
2013-12-06 04:55:17 PM
WOW.

Read the comments.


That article went meta fast thanks to them.
 
2013-12-06 05:09:29 PM
I'm the annoying type of gamer who is so elitist that he doesn't even play video games,
 
2013-12-06 05:10:44 PM
An oldy but goody:

img.fark.net
 
2013-12-06 05:22:23 PM
The French.  If you've ever played online during the day, you know what I'm talking about.
 
2013-12-06 05:23:50 PM
No, I'm not on there. There is only one game
upload.wikimedia.org

Note the analog to digital interface.
 
2013-12-06 05:30:04 PM
Actually i'm not, unless there is a group of people unhappy that they're not on lists. I like being on lists... except lists of people with HIV.
 
2013-12-06 05:31:40 PM
Is this about the time I forgot to bring my copy of the Players Handbook Subby?  Christ, that was in 1984!  You would think I drank your last Mountain Dew!  Can't you let anything go?
 
2013-12-06 05:45:20 PM
Can't read the list (blocked by Websense), but I play Minecraft with a couple chat buddies, play Lord of the Rings Online with the same small group of players (grouping, not much raiding), and lots of single player games.  Did I make the list?
 
2013-12-06 05:47:02 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: No, I'm not on there. There is only one game
[upload.wikimedia.org image 850x585]

Note the analog to digital interface.


your world must be so boring.
 
2013-12-06 05:51:10 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: No, I'm not on there. There is only one game


loll i played this game at school the othre day with jimmy wilkins and he just abused the queen.  took all my piece's and i couldnt do anything abuot it.  why would u use any other piece??  one to eight spaces in any direction??  haha what a fuking joke.  shiat game, massive imbalance.  ur a retard if u think this game is any good
 
2013-12-06 05:56:24 PM
farking 12 year old griefers who won't shut the fark up.
 
2013-12-06 06:02:53 PM
Missing from the list:

That farking Magic: The Gathering nerd who constructed shadow decks specifically to play against people they knew didn't have any counters against, so they could feel smug about spending more money on magic cards then you.
 
2013-12-06 06:05:40 PM

Mike_LowELL: Because People in power are Stupid: No, I'm not on there. There is only one game

loll i played this game at school the othre day with jimmy wilkins and he just abused the queen.  took all my piece's and i couldnt do anything abuot it.  why would u use any other piece??  one to eight spaces in any direction??  haha what a fuking joke.  shiat game, massive imbalance.  ur a retard if u think this game is any good


It was good until the last update when they nerfed the bishop...
 
2013-12-06 06:12:03 PM
Subby can't count
 
2013-12-06 06:12:29 PM
Im The Collector

"Dude, you have to check out this CIB version of Tommy Lasorda Baseball I just got! pristine! Im going to put it on the shelf with the others."
 
2013-12-06 06:14:35 PM
I must be one of the three unlisted types of gamers. I was really looking forward to a classification too.

Oh right, PC gaming master race. Good enough!
 
2013-12-06 06:24:55 PM
Anyone who thinks they are superior because of their choice of console/PC. There are plenty on Fark in every XBone/PS4 thread lately.
 
2013-12-06 06:25:42 PM

fluffy2097: Missing from the list:

That farking Magic: The Gathering nerd who constructed shadow decks specifically to play against people they knew didn't have any counters against, so they could feel smug about spending more money on magic cards then you.


? Just attack him, he cant block anything
 
2013-12-06 06:29:15 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: No, I'm not on there. There is only one game
[upload.wikimedia.org image 850x585]

Note the analog to digital interface.


Well lah-dee-dah Mister Fancy Pants.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-12-06 06:29:42 PM
This is bullshiat, nobody has ever said this or close to this

i.imgur.com

NOBODY!
 
2013-12-06 06:31:13 PM
"back in the NES days, when 90% of everything was unplayable garbage that barely worked."

Whut?
 
2013-12-06 06:31:36 PM
Did the cover "gamer with video game blog"? That dude is annoying as hell.
 
2013-12-06 06:34:05 PM
Here on FARK, we post anonymously on a aggregation site, to talk and complain about the link to a site that has discussions about, and aggregates content from, yet another site that actually hosts the original content.

God, I'm barely even a third-order meta.
 
2013-12-06 06:35:43 PM

Hand Banana: "back in the NES days, when 90% of everything was unplayable garbage that barely worked."

Whut?


Yeah, that's bullshiat.
 
2013-12-06 06:39:14 PM
Guess I'm in the first column...

i10.photobucket.com

\Though I do love new games too.
 
2013-12-06 06:42:54 PM
pretty much anything to come out of neogaf is annoying
 
2013-12-06 06:46:04 PM
The closest I am to one of those is the brand loyalist based on my disinterest in owning more than once console per generation and general favoring of Nintendo.
 
2013-12-06 06:46:37 PM

Mugato: So all of them then?

 
2013-12-06 06:50:40 PM
Guess I could be one of The Nostalgics but since Galaga isn't obscure, it doesn't count.
 
2013-12-06 06:53:23 PM
I'm not on the list dammit.

#8  shiatty crap ass no talent player.
 
2013-12-06 06:55:55 PM

phimuskapsi: Guess I'm in the first column...

[i10.photobucket.com image 850x480]


Please.  I love a man with a classical education.
 
2013-12-06 07:07:10 PM
Put me in the 'Games were better back then' crowd.

Sadly, it is true.  I can count on my two hands the games I've played and enjoyed in the last 10 years or so (especially since consoles moved to disks.  I still don't understand how people put up with LOAD times!).  Pretty much every one has been on PC.

There are at lest a few dozen games I regularly play from the NES / SNES era - and with fan translations, I can go back and play games that were never released in the US.
 
2013-12-06 07:12:27 PM
PC only gamers are by far the most annoying. They think missing out on exclusives because they spent $1000 on a PC but won't drop an additional $200 on a console makes them more hardcore or elite.

Look, if you can only afford one platform and picked PC that is fine but don't pretend it makes you better than other gamers. You're still being limited on what games you can pick by your platform of choice.
 
2013-12-06 07:13:18 PM

Mugato: So all of them then?


Bingo!
 
2013-12-06 07:14:48 PM
I prefer playing offline, but when I do play on-line, I usually play as a woman. I never speak, but I take a lot of pleasure listening to guys on the internet hit on me.

Most of my "friends" were made this way.
 
2013-12-06 07:20:22 PM

Carth: PC only gamers are by far the most annoying. They think missing out on exclusives because they spent $1000 on a PC but won't drop an additional $200 on a console makes them more hardcore or elite


Well I'm not taking sides here because that would be stupid but since consoles cost $ 500 now and you can get a decent PC for that much, that actually does other things than play games and access the web, I guess it depends on what you're looking to do.
 
2013-12-06 07:21:50 PM

Mugato: Carth: PC only gamers are by far the most annoying. They think missing out on exclusives because they spent $1000 on a PC but won't drop an additional $200 on a console makes them more hardcore or elite

Well I'm not taking sides here because that would be stupid but since consoles cost $ 500 now and you can get a decent PC for that much, that actually does other things than play games and access the web, I guess it depends on what you're looking to do.


I don't think you can build a PC for $400 that performs as good as the PC4.

At this point in the lifecycle there is no reason for PC gamers to pick up a cheap PS3 to play all the exclusives they missed. If you have a nice PC and a backlogged PS3 buy a new console in 2-3 years when the prices drop.
 
2013-12-06 07:24:48 PM

Mugato: Carth: PC only gamers are by far the most annoying. They think missing out on exclusives because they spent $1000 on a PC but won't drop an additional $200 on a console makes them more hardcore or elite

Well I'm not taking sides here because that would be stupid but since consoles cost $ 500 now and you can get a decent PC for that much, that actually does other things than play games and access the web, I guess it depends on what you're looking to do.


Yeah, ever since Sega farked me over with the Sega CD/23X bullshiat, I vowed to never console again. With a PC and emulators I can pretty much play every game ever. And I can do computery stuff.
 
2013-12-06 07:25:22 PM
Re: the memeist

I recently decided to give Skyrim a whirl and I finally got to hear one of the guards talk about getting an arrow to the knee. It's cute and all but its not the line that I think is funny. The one I like is one where the guard talks in wonder about the soldiers from Hammerfall having curved swords. curved. swords. I giggle every time.
 
2013-12-06 07:26:41 PM
they gor me I am a nostalgic, I admit it.  Now leave me in peace to play NES.
 
2013-12-06 07:26:48 PM

Bukharin: 23X


err... 32X
 
2013-12-06 07:45:56 PM

Calmamity: I'm the annoying type of gamer who is so elitist that he doesn't even play video games,


...which makes you the annoying type of elitist that comments on a game article even though they don't game. Gotcha.
 
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