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(Fox News)   "But an empty ego, based on a fake self-inflated image and concept, creates an over powering sense of desperation and superficiality," Looks like Kanye West's extended 15 minutes might be coming to an end. Bummer   (foxnews.com) divider line 62
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2013-12-06 02:22:02 PM  
We've heard the rapper compare himself to everyone from Jesus, Michael Jordan and Steve Jobs to Nelson Mandela, Michelangelo and Michael Jackson

Considering 5 out of the 6 are dead, I hope this becomes an even more apt comparison.
 
2013-12-06 02:31:25 PM  
I wish someone would push that celebrity duo into an active volcano.
 
2013-12-06 02:43:51 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: I wish someone would push that celebrity duo into an active volcano.


And this is how you get a supervolcano to erupt.
 
2013-12-06 02:46:17 PM  
Is Kanye West losing his cool appeal?

And is Kim Kardashian to blame?

God farking no, it's that smug, narcissistic asshole who wants to storm out on stage in the middle of awards shows and "tell" you how everything is supposed to go. I don't know a single thing about him OR Taylor Swift, except that he's a farking prick. I can't remember who the other person he interrupted was, or was it Taylor Swift the second time, too?
 
2013-12-06 02:49:05 PM  
I actually do think getting with Kim was really bad for him professionally (probably personally, too, but that's not my business). He doesn't seem to have any real oomph to him anymore. I love the Tumblr "Jay-Z and Beyonce Worry About Kanye West" as it shares the worry that Kim is sucking the life out of him (and not in the good way). If they didn't have that kid together, I'd advise him to run as fast as he can. Even so...

But whatever, this thread will be 80% filled with people that are wishing death upon him, because that's a totally normal thing to do.
 
2013-12-06 02:49:12 PM  

Mikey1969: Is Kanye West losing his cool appeal?

And is Kim Kardashian to blame?

God farking no, it's that smug, narcissistic asshole who wants to storm out on stage in the middle of awards shows and "tell" you how everything is supposed to go. I don't know a single thing about him OR Taylor Swift, except that he's a farking prick. I can't remember who the other person he interrupted was, or was it Taylor Swift the second time, too?


If you count this:

cdn.nahright.com

Then it's the second time.
 
2013-12-06 02:49:31 PM  

scottydoesntknow: We've heard the rapper compare himself to everyone from Jesus, Michael Jordan and Steve Jobs to Nelson Mandela, Michelangelo and Michael Jackson

Considering 5 out of the 6 are dead, I hope this becomes an even more apt comparison.


Are you referring to the fact that Jesus Christ was resurrected or do you not read te news?
 
2013-12-06 02:50:47 PM  

USCLaw2010: scottydoesntknow: We've heard the rapper compare himself to everyone from Jesus, Michael Jordan and Steve Jobs to Nelson Mandela, Michelangelo and Michael Jackson

Considering 5 out of the 6 are dead, I hope this becomes an even more apt comparison.

Are you referring to the fact that Jesus Christ was resurrected or do you not read te news?


Never mind I missed the Jordan reference
 
2013-12-06 02:51:24 PM  
Then there was the release of that scandalous music video for "Bound 2," co-starring his topless fiancée and baby mama, which become an instant laughing stock across the web...

Wow, that thing sucks... I made it about 10 seconds after the sweeping vistas and galloping horses disappeared and was replaced by that chuckle-head... Hope the Rogen/Franco spoof is good...
 
2013-12-06 02:51:53 PM  
Let's hope this is them in five years.

sandrarose.com
 
2013-12-06 02:52:52 PM  

Mikey1969: Wow, that thing sucks... I made it about 10 seconds after the sweeping vistas and galloping horses disappeared and was replaced by that chuckle-head... Hope the Rogen/Franco spoof is good...


That meant you missed the nipple-less boobs. Those make it even more hilarious.
 
2013-12-06 02:53:18 PM  
I imagine Kanye googling himself constantly.  I hope he reads this article.
 
2013-12-06 02:55:00 PM  
Is Kanye West losing his cool appeal? This mongoloid is/was "cool"?
 
2013-12-06 03:05:04 PM  

theorellior: Mikey1969: Wow, that thing sucks... I made it about 10 seconds after the sweeping vistas and galloping horses disappeared and was replaced by that chuckle-head... Hope the Rogen/Franco spoof is good...

That meant you missed the nipple-less boobs. Those make it even more hilarious.


Yep, I only went back to the real video once I started watching the Rogen Franco one. I started rolling one, and then going to the other. Just noticed the smoothies(Smoobies?). Still couldn't make it to the end, but at least I got about 3 minutes in. God, it's horrible, but I think the most horrible thing is that the remake is shot for shot with just different people, and it becomes a train wreck. There have to have been a million people out there who saw the spoof first and looked up the other going "There's NO way it's THIS bad!". Wow. See what having a huge ego does? He obviously shot the thing in his basement, and God only knows what excuse there is for the song itself, but it's obvious that he didn't allow any kind of outside help in ANY of it.
 
2013-12-06 03:05:16 PM  
I got 4 weeks before skank dumps him. Any takers?
 
2013-12-06 03:11:26 PM  

ScaryBottles: I got 4 weeks before skank dumps him. Any takers?


She's got the living meal ticket, she can leave any time.
 
2013-12-06 03:13:14 PM  

Mikey1969: theorellior: Mikey1969: Wow, that thing sucks... I made it about 10 seconds after the sweeping vistas and galloping horses disappeared and was replaced by that chuckle-head... Hope the Rogen/Franco spoof is good...

That meant you missed the nipple-less boobs. Those make it even more hilarious.

Yep, I only went back to the real video once I started watching the Rogen Franco one. I started rolling one, and then going to the other. Just noticed the smoothies(Smoobies?). Still couldn't make it to the end, but at least I got about 3 minutes in. God, it's horrible, but I think the most horrible thing is that the remake is shot for shot with just different people, and it becomes a train wreck. There have to have been a million people out there who saw the spoof first and looked up the other going "There's NO way it's THIS bad!". Wow. See what having a huge ego does? He obviously shot the thing in his basement, and God only knows what excuse there is for the song itself, but it's obvious that he didn't allow any kind of outside help in ANY of it.


The lyrics, man... the lyrics. Such gems as 'start a fight club, Brad reputation!' or 'I wanna fark you hard on the sink, after that get you something to drink' or 'Hey, you remember where we first met? 'Kay, I don't remember where we first met' can't be ignored.
 
2013-12-06 03:15:03 PM  
Insert grumpy cat good meme. And HOPEFULLY this trend continues to the his porn star's family.
 
2013-12-06 03:18:40 PM  
Since it's FOX News posing the question, probably not.
 
2013-12-06 03:18:45 PM  

ScaryBottles: I got 4 weeks before skank dumps him. Any takers?


I ain't a big fan of the vapid Kardashians, but she's rich, and has a big ass so I guess I could take her...
 
2013-12-06 03:21:22 PM  
Car_Ramrod:

But whatever, this thread will be 80% filled with people that are wishing death upon him, because that's a totally normal thing to do.

Not me - I wish him a long and happy life. Can you imagine a world where this assbag is immortalized as some 'we lost his genius too soon' idol?
 
2013-12-06 03:24:08 PM  

Arachnophobe: 'I wanna fark you hard on the sink, after that get you something to drink'


That was the most mind-fark lyric in the song, I think... How do you seriously WRITE something like that, hyper-inflated ego or no hyper-inflated ego?
 
2013-12-06 03:26:35 PM  

theorellior: ScaryBottles: I got 4 weeks before skank dumps him. Any takers?

She's got the living meal ticket, she can leave any time.


There is only one KW song with which I am familiar, and it has a relevant theme.
 
2013-12-06 03:27:16 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: ScaryBottles: I got 4 weeks before skank dumps him. Any takers?

I ain't a big fan of the vapid Kardashians, but she's rich, and has a big ass so I guess I could take her...


http://www.gossipcop.com/kardashians-debt-millions-broke-kardashian- fa mily-taxes-money/

http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2013/05/are-the-kardashians-going- br oke/

http://www.celebdirtylaundry.com/2013/kim-kardashian-kris-jenner-bro ke -millions-in-debt-photo-star-magazine-0522/

You sure about that?

upload.wikimedia.org

Ironic........
 
2013-12-06 03:28:23 PM  

The Silver Mullet: Car_Ramrod:

But whatever, this thread will be 80% filled with people that are wishing death upon him, because that's a totally normal thing to do.

Not me - I wish him a long and happy life. Can you imagine a world where this assbag is immortalized as some 'we lost his genius too soon' idol?


Holy crap, you're right. It'd be Tupac times a thousand.
 
2013-12-06 03:31:28 PM  

ScaryBottles: I got 4 weeks before skank dumps him.


Was thinking the same thing.  Then the entire clan of vapidness will do a cover shoot for People Magazine and pronounce him teh ghey.
 
2013-12-06 03:31:33 PM  
"But an empty ego, based on a fake self-inflated image and concept, creates an over powering sense of desperation and superficiality,"

DNRTFA

They're talking about Don Henley, right?
 
2013-12-06 03:35:01 PM  

sandi_fish: I imagine Kanye googling himself constantly.  I hope he reads this article.



He is, but he won't see this.  He searches google images for pictures of himself to fap to.
 
2013-12-06 03:36:49 PM  

offacue: sandi_fish: I imagine Kanye googling himself constantly.  I hope he reads this article.


He is, but he won't see this.  He searches google images for pictures of himself to fap to.


My favorite Kanye pic:
buzzworthy.mtv.com
 
2013-12-06 03:41:59 PM  

Arachnophobe: The lyrics, man... the lyrics. Such gems as 'start a fight club, Brad reputation!' or 'I wanna fark you hard on the sink, after that get you something to drink' or 'Hey, you remember where we first met? 'Kay, I don't remember where we first met' can't be ignored.


Wow, really? I watched the video on mute just because I didn't want to hear the "music", I just wanted to see the silly visuals.
 
2013-12-06 03:42:25 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: ScaryBottles: I got 4 weeks before skank dumps him. Any takers?

I ain't a big fan of the vapid Kardashians, but she's rich, and has a big ass so I guess I could take her...


I doubt it. For starters, you have to be of the African-American persuasion.
 
2013-12-06 03:43:45 PM  
Who said it: Kanye West or Creative Director?

No one ever said it was easy to be a genius, but do some of these 'geniuses' hear the shiat that comes out of their mouths? Kanye West has 21 Grammys. Your creative director won a Cannes Lion in 1996. They both talk like they're God's gift to the Earth, but the lines have gotten so blurred that it's hard to tell who said what. Until now.
 
2013-12-06 03:53:00 PM  
the downward spiral begins.  Only 4,500 in attendance at this week's show in the KC Sprint Center.  Capacity is over 18K for concerts
 
2013-12-06 03:58:26 PM  
Why, the lyrics scream "genius" to me...spunk on the mink...

"Bound 2"
(feat. Charlie Wilson)


[Hook:]
Bound to fall in love
Bound to fall in love (Uh-huh, honey)

[Bridge:]
All them other n------s lame, and you know it now
When a real n----- hold you down, you supposed to drown

[Hook:]
Bound to fall in love
Bound to fall in love (Uh-huh, honey)

[Verse 1:]
What you doing in the club on a Thursday?
She say she only here for her girl birthday
They ordered champagne but still look thirsty
Rock Forever 21 but just turned thirty
I know I got a bad reputation
Walking 'round, always mad reputation
Leave a pretty girl sad reputation
Start a Fight Club, Brad reputation
I turnt the nightclub out of the basement
I'll turn the plane 'round, your ass keep complaining
How you gon' be mad on vacation?
Dutty wining 'round all these Jamaicans
Uh, this that prom shiat
This that what we do, don't tell your mom shiat
This that red cup, all on the lawn shiat
Got a fresh cut, straight out the salon, biatch

[Charlie Wilson:]
I know you're tired of loving, of loving
With nobody to love, nobody, nobody (Uh-huh, honey)

[Kanye West:]
Close your eyes and let the word paint a thousand pictures
One good girl is worth a thousand biatches

[Hook:]
Bound to fall in love
Bound to fall in love (Uh-huh, honey)

[Verse 2:]
I wanna f---- you hard on the sink
After that, give you something to drink
Step back, can't get spunk on the mink
I mean damn, what would Jeromey Romey Romey Rome think?
Hey, you remember where we first met?
Okay, I don't remember where we first met
But hey, admitting is the first step
And hey, you know ain't nobody perfect
And I know, with the hoes I got the worst rep
But hey, their backstroke I'm tryna perfect
And hey, ayo, we made it, Thanksgiving
So hey, maybe we can make it to Christmas
She asked me what I wished for on the wishlist
Have you ever asked your b---h for other b-----es?
Maybe we could still make it to the church steps
But first, you gon' remember how to forget
After all these long-ass verses
I'm tired, you tired, Jesus wept

[Charlie Wilson:]
I know you're tired of loving, of loving
No hiding your love, no hiding, no hiding
Just grab somebody, no leaving this party
With nobody to love, nobody, nobody (Uh-huh, honey)

[Kanye West:]
Jerome's in the house, watch your mouth
Jerome's in the house, watch your mouth

[Hook:]
Bound to fall in love
Bound to fall in love (Uh-huh, honey)
 
2013-12-06 03:59:34 PM  
I honestly don't know what's worse:  Kanye's calculated self promotion or the fact that the media falls for it.
 
2013-12-06 04:00:37 PM  

BigMax: Step back, can't get spunk on the mink


I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
 
2013-12-06 04:01:00 PM  

room at the top: Only 4,500 in attendance at this week's show in the KC Sprint Center.


I think it has more to do with his ticket prices than his popularity.

A friend of mine who is only kind of sort of interested in Kanya tried to go to the Miami show. Cheapest tickets: $270.
 
2013-12-06 04:07:16 PM  
Says Fox News, noted bastion of cool.
 
2013-12-06 04:12:33 PM  

theorellior: Arachnophobe: The lyrics, man... the lyrics. Such gems as 'start a fight club, Brad reputation!' or 'I wanna fark you hard on the sink, after that get you something to drink' or 'Hey, you remember where we first met? 'Kay, I don't remember where we first met' can't be ignored.

Wow, really? I watched the video on mute just because I didn't want to hear the "music", I just wanted to see the silly visuals.


I was about to suggest watching it with the audio, because it really is a part of the whole experience, but I see someone posted them. Your call if you want to actually hear them in context. But you'll get to see the smoobies (cheers to Mikey1969 for that little neologism!) again if you do.
 
2013-12-06 04:14:35 PM  
The Stages of a Celebrity Relationship

I. Seen Together / Tabloid Love
II. Gaudy Marriage
III. Doing 'Projects' Together / Pushing The Untalented Spouse
IIIa. (optional) Royal Baby!
IV. Media Asks If They're Overexposed
V. Public Nuisance / Trashing Hotels / Picking Fights
VI. Bitter Public Divorce
VII. Seen With Hot Young Parasite

Standard lifespan: 2 - 3 years.
 
2013-12-06 04:26:23 PM  

coinspinner: Says Fox News, noted bastion of cool.


respectable news sources agree:

ScaryBottles: http://www.gossipcop.com/

http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/

http://www.celebdirtylaundry

 
2013-12-06 04:32:02 PM  

batlock666: I doubt it. For starters, you have to be of the African-American persuasion.


Well, I AM half-black. Job history and credit score...
 
2013-12-06 04:33:25 PM  

LewDux: coinspinner: Says Fox News, noted bastion of cool.

respectable news sources agree:

ScaryBottles: http://www.gossipcop.com/

http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/

http://www.celebdirtylaundry


Yeah you're probably right I should have cited the U.N.'s annual report on the Kardashian family finances or failing that there was a really excellent study conducted a few years back by the IMF that I could have used.

I guess you got me........
 
2013-12-06 04:39:45 PM  
For the last time, Sarah Palin is not a celebrity.  Stop putting articles about her in the Entertainment Tab.


www.mikechurch.com
 
2013-12-06 05:01:09 PM  

PsyLord: For the last time, Sarah Palin is not a celebrity.  Stop putting articles about her in the Entertainment Tab.


[www.mikechurch.com image 635x456]


She ain't a politician, either, yet the Politics tab is rife with threads about her.
 
2013-12-06 05:03:53 PM  

PsyLord: For the last time, Sarah Palin is not a celebrity.  Stop putting articles about her in the Entertainment Tab.


[www.mikechurch.com image 635x456]


That picture just screams "I am pooping into an adult diaper........Right Now!"
 
2013-12-06 05:41:12 PM  

ScaryBottles: Sin_City_Superhero: ScaryBottles: I got 4 weeks before skank dumps him. Any takers?

I ain't a big fan of the vapid Kardashians, but she's rich, and has a big ass so I guess I could take her...

http://www.gossipcop.com/kardashians-debt-millions-broke-kardashian- fa mily-taxes-money/

http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2013/05/are-the-kardashians-going- br oke/

http://www.celebdirtylaundry.com/2013/kim-kardashian-kris-jenner-bro ke -millions-in-debt-photo-star-magazine-0522/

You sure about that?

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x220]

Ironic........


Funny thing years ago when that song came out it was right about the time me and my whore ex broke up. One of the DJs at the radio station I worked at dedicated it to her every time he played it. It caught on with a few other DJs that worked there too. She found out about it and got real pissy. Her anger helped me smile more.
 
2013-12-06 06:54:08 PM  

scottydoesntknow: We've heard the rapper compare himself to everyone from Jesus, Michael Jordan and Steve Jobs to Nelson Mandela, Michelangelo and Michael Jackson

Considering 5 out of the 6 are dead, I hope this becomes an even more apt comparison.


Wish I could hit 'smart' and funny'.
 
2013-12-06 08:06:30 PM  
he has also managed to offend much of the Jewish population.

He's farked.
 
2013-12-06 08:32:01 PM  

Mugato: he has also managed to offend much of the Jewish population.

He's farked.


Nooooooooo....

He's like..really talented and stuff. Just like the article said.

He's a barely functional regard who glided to popularity on the wings of his fashion choices, not his lame assed music. He's neither a good rapper, nor a good producer. The fact that what he does passes for "talent" these days only underscores how meaningless the word has become.

For Christ's sake, he had a lyric on his recent album that references the "300 Romans". That is pants-shiatting stupidity right there. The kind of stupidity that does not run parallel with legitimate musical genius.

John Coltrane he is not.
 
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