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2013-12-06 01:06:47 PM
As always, I'd be remiss if I didn't thank the Farkers who helped put it together, some of whom came back like gangbusters after missing a few weeks. Your quizmasters this week are: ivan, phlegmmo, and Sinto. Thanks, guys. The quiz wouldn't be here without you.
 
2013-12-06 01:07:18 PM
Winners of last week's quiz:

Twilight Farkle 1033
calbert 1030
Oliver Twisted 1025
Hollyfeld 1012
Whistling Kitty Chaser 1011
Magorn 999
the Mole of Production 998
PeddlerOfBombast 990
icam 945
Dallymo 943.

Well done, hope we manage to stump you this week.
 
2013-12-06 01:07:52 PM
 
2013-12-06 01:14:34 PM
Well, that was embarrassing
 
2013-12-06 01:42:12 PM
Yikes, where have I been all week?
 
2013-12-06 01:56:36 PM
Wow, that seemed more difficult than usual plus I didn't pay enough attention apparently.
 
2013-12-06 02:02:42 PM
It's got what farkers crave.
 
2013-12-06 02:03:27 PM
Like that will last more than three minutes...
 
2013-12-06 02:04:22 PM
5/11   I guess I wasn't on here as much as usual.
 
2013-12-06 02:14:54 PM
2/11

one I guessed, the other, I knew.

I've been way too busy...
 
2013-12-06 02:21:10 PM
I'm in the hospital with absolutely nothing better to do than read Fark, and I still don't remember half of these stories.
 
2013-12-06 02:21:30 PM
Hard: 10 out of 11 correct, total points = 887 (158 seconds)
Easy: 10 out of 10 correct, total points = 935 (65 seconds)

Note to self: Drink moar Brawndo before attempting quiz. (That was a good one, though. Had to look up multiple answers and still managed to 'tard it up at least once. And trust me, I sure as hell wasn't productive this week. Count me in amongst the stumped!)
 
2013-12-06 02:22:17 PM
didn't do so well on the hard quiz... some bearded guy stopped by asking directions to the nice Jewish family's house down the street... something about delivering consumer goods to all the 'chosen ones'...   he kind of resembled this guy who plays darts...

but... after he left I took the easy quiz... 10 for 10 with a perfect Giuliani (911).
 
2013-12-06 02:24:57 PM
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Results will come soon.
 
2013-12-06 02:27:53 PM
Another terrible performance but now I know why: Unfreakable has a knack for formulating wrong answers that are more amusing than the actual answers. Note to self, next week pick boring stuff when you don't know.
 
2013-12-06 02:28:38 PM

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Results will come soon.


Need more brawndo.
 
2013-12-06 02:28:55 PM
For the amount of work that I didn't get done this week, I'd thought I would do better.
 
2013-12-06 02:46:34 PM
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!
 
2013-12-06 03:12:09 PM
I need to guess more along the lines of what I think the answer is instead of what I hope it is.
 
2013-12-06 03:14:17 PM
If #2 is good and #1 is the best then I am bester than ALL of you because I got a 0!
 
2013-12-06 03:34:11 PM

Twilight Farkle: Hard: 10 out of 11 correct, total points = 887 (158 seconds)
Easy: 10 out of 10 correct, total points = 935 (65 seconds)

Note to self: Drink moar Brawndo before attempting quiz. (That was a good one, though. Had to look up multiple answers and still managed to 'tard it up at least once. And trust me, I sure as hell wasn't productive this week. Count me in amongst the stumped!)


Came in just for you ;)
 
2013-12-06 03:34:46 PM

MissFeasance: Well, that was embarrassing


I've had worse.. I'm sure you did good.
 
2013-12-06 04:49:13 PM

flucto: Another terrible performance but now I know why: Unfreakable has a knack for formulating wrong answers that are more amusing than the actual answers. Note to self, next week pick boring stuff when you don't know.


I agree. I frequently think that ALL the answers are true on some of these questions. A lot of freaky things happen every week, so many that they run together in my head.

This week:

4/11 hard
8/10 easy
 
2013-12-06 06:35:06 PM
VERNON DAVIS!  VERNON DAVIS!  VERNON DAVIS!
 
2013-12-06 07:07:25 PM
6/11 on hard
Managed 10/10 and a 927 on easy

Just my luck the stories I read ended up on the Easy quiz.
 
2013-12-06 11:29:03 PM
Did someone say electrolytes?
 
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