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(Today)   Woman becomes so obsessed with a spice she is smoking it instead of tobacco, planning for the coming of the Kwisatz Haderach   (today.com) divider line 75
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2013-12-06 02:38:48 PM
The spice must....flow?
 
2013-12-06 02:39:07 PM
That's a harsh looking 23 year old.
 
2013-12-06 02:39:27 PM
I saw a woman smoke a gingerbread man once.  But that was at a Halloween party.  And the gingerbread man might have been a costume.
 
2013-12-06 02:39:29 PM
Does it get you fuctup?
 
2013-12-06 02:40:43 PM

iheartscotch: The spice must....flow?


We're done here. :P
 
2013-12-06 02:42:34 PM

vudukungfu: That's a harsh looking 23 year old.


The spice extends life.
The spice expands consciousness.

Neither of which is happening to this crazy broad.
 
2013-12-06 02:42:38 PM
You'll find her at the gingerbread house hustling blowjobs for spice.
 
2013-12-06 02:46:04 PM

vudukungfu: That's a harsh looking 23 year old.


The effects of overuse of Spice are well documented

i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-06 02:48:06 PM
The worm is the spice.  The spice is the worm.
 
2013-12-06 02:48:28 PM

vudukungfu: That's a harsh looking 23 year old.


Nowhere in the article or in the video does it say she is 23.  Or is that the joke?

Funny.
 
2013-12-06 02:48:42 PM

reaperducer: I saw a woman smoke a gingerbread man once.  But that was at a Halloween party.  And the gingerbread man might have been a costume.


Was it Bill Brasky?
 
2013-12-06 02:48:46 PM
Ginger? She may be a reptiloid, as foretold by Harry Turtledove.
 
2013-12-06 02:48:48 PM
if you're gonna smoke it you might as well pop it, and if you're gonna pop it you might as well mainline
 
2013-12-06 02:48:52 PM
s2.quickmeme.com
 
2013-12-06 02:49:40 PM
31.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-12-06 02:50:04 PM

Snapper Carr: vudukungfu: That's a harsh looking 23 year old.

The effects of overuse of Spice are well documented


Awesome.

Too bad Frank never finished the series.
 
2013-12-06 02:51:11 PM
Another reason I love Fark; Dune references :-)
 
2013-12-06 02:54:36 PM
COLORED CONTACT LENS COMPANIES HATE HER.
 
2013-12-06 02:55:03 PM
She can smoke me
lh4.ggpht.com
 
2013-12-06 03:00:02 PM
I wonder if she's ever carved a ginger root buttplug.

(yes that is a thing. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Figging).
 
2013-12-06 03:02:43 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

I'd smoke that.
 
2013-12-06 03:03:52 PM
I guess I'll post Dunecat...

www.thebuzzmedia.com
 
2013-12-06 03:04:42 PM
So promoting people with obvious signs of mental illness in order to increase ratings is compelling television?

Is there a lower form of life than reality show producer?
 
2013-12-06 03:05:22 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: I guess I'll post Dunecat...


Came here for Dunecat :-)
 
2013-12-06 03:05:39 PM

ToastmasterGeneral: Is there a lower form of life than reality show producer?


GOP member of congress?
 
2013-12-06 03:07:08 PM

Primum: I wonder if she's ever carved a ginger root buttplug.

(yes that is a thing. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Figging).


I could have gone the rest of my life not knowing about that.  And been slightly more comfortable with this world.
 
2013-12-06 03:08:57 PM

ToastmasterGeneral: So promoting people with obvious signs of mental illness in order to increase ratings is compelling television?

Is there a lower form of life than reality show producer?


My dad made this point a decade ago.

In the good old days, the guy who ran the circus actually took care of the people in the freak show.  They had a place to live during the off-season, decent wages, a support system, almost like family.

Now, we put these poor saps on Sally Jesse or Maury or whatever, and then immediately toss them out in the street with no idea how to deal with their 15 minutes of infamy.
 
2013-12-06 03:09:13 PM
Damn, the Shadout Mapes hit hard times.

Silly Fremen woman... you don't smoke the spice. You roll up a crisp new hundred CHOAM credit note and snort it.
 
2013-12-06 03:10:49 PM
is her name a killing word though?
 
2013-12-06 03:11:35 PM
i'd rather smoke maryanne
 
2013-12-06 03:12:43 PM
Now there's another Pall among the Atreides.
 
2013-12-06 03:13:22 PM
She's not as bad as the woman who liked to eat dryer sheets.
 
2013-12-06 03:13:52 PM

veedeevadeevoodee: Sin_City_Superhero: I guess I'll post Dunecat...

Came here for Dunecat :-)


x2
 
2013-12-06 03:13:57 PM

ToastmasterGeneral: So promoting people with obvious signs of mental illness in order to increase ratings is compelling television?"



Yes, and as someone with obvious signs of mental illness I'm wondering how I could make some cash out of my insanity.

Can't pass a job interview to save my life.
 
2013-12-06 03:26:48 PM

TrollingForColumbine: i'd rather smoke maryanne


You got something against maryjane?
 
2013-12-06 03:31:56 PM

karnal: TrollingForColumbine: i'd rather smoke maryanne

You got something against maryjane?


whynotboth.jpg
 
2013-12-06 03:32:10 PM

vudukungfu: That's a harsh looking 23 year old.


Err have you seen how navigators look?
 
2013-12-06 03:32:11 PM

Snarfangel: Ginger? She may be a reptiloid, as foretold by Harry Turtledove.


You sound Tosevite.

/But just to be safe, men should stay away in case the ginger puts her in heat.
 
2013-12-06 03:34:22 PM
And this is exactly why I stick to the Juice of Sapho.
 
2013-12-06 03:36:20 PM
GIS for "smoking ginger"

thechive.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-12-06 03:37:40 PM
Sting in speedos.jpg

/Gordon Sumnerpants
//I lack the post a jpg function on my mobile device.
 
2013-12-06 03:41:08 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: ToastmasterGeneral: Is there a lower form of life than reality show producer?

GOP member of congress?


FTFY

also, lawyer
 
2013-12-06 03:41:56 PM

Primum: I wonder if she's ever carved a ginger root buttplug.

(yes that is a thing. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Figging).


Not to be confused with Figgins, a small short-crust pasty containing raisins.
 
2013-12-06 03:41:59 PM
This is how it all starts.
Next thing you know, she'll be shooting up ginger ale and freebasing gingerbread men. And sucking off hobos to finance her habit, until she is shot trying to break into the witch from Hanzel And Gretyl's house.
 
2013-12-06 03:45:34 PM
dropline.net
 
2013-12-06 03:46:07 PM

Primum: I wonder if she's ever carved a ginger root buttplug.

(yes that is a thing. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Figging).



Interesting.....my buttplug is made of ivory.
 
2013-12-06 03:48:29 PM

Odd Bird: Another reason I love Fark; Dune references :-)


Ah that's where the jokes are coming from.
/I feel left out.
 
2013-12-06 03:50:28 PM
Does she not know you can get e-cigarette juices that taste like gingerbread? There are vendors that specialize in baked goods flavors. Clove cigarettes are bad enough, but trying to smoke ground ginger? WTF?

Somebody should blend a little ground Sichuan Peppercorn in there, and see if that doesn't break her of the habit.
 
2013-12-06 03:57:54 PM

kling_klang_bed: Next thing you know, she'll be shooting up ginger ale and freebasing gingerbread men


Ginger ale is for pussies, I need a good ginger brew for me to get my fix.  After drinking some ginger brew ginger ale tastes like sweetened water with a little bit of a ginger taste.

maineroot.com
 
2013-12-06 03:58:33 PM

strelyali: Odd Bird: Another reason I love Fark; Dune references :-)

Ah that's where the jokes are coming from.
/I feel left out.


Read the first one.  That one will take you a while anyway.  It really is one of the best sci-fi stories of all time.
if you really feel like it, you can read the sequels.  The 2nd novel is really good too...  But by the time the 3rd or 4th one rolls around, some 3000 years have passed, and the primary characters are a human/worm hybrid, and a zombie that's been cloned a few hundred times, it starts getting too weird to care much about.
 
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