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(Social Reader)   Cards Against Humanity just did Black Friday very, very right   (socialreader.com) divider line 47
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2013-12-06 01:28:18 PM  
Or you could just play the online version for free
 
2013-12-06 01:35:47 PM  
Was at a gaming convention a couple of weeks ago and saw some people playing Charades Against Humanity with the cards. Breathed new life into the game.
 
2013-12-06 01:45:14 PM  
A big Black Friday.
 
2013-12-06 01:48:15 PM  
My best from last sunday: "You have not lived until you have experienced dead babies and preteens at the same time"
 
2013-12-06 01:48:58 PM  
I'm glad to see that subby woke up from their thanksgiving food coma.

This was announced and was all over the net BEFORE black Friday.

That was over a week ago.

SMH
 
2013-12-06 01:50:16 PM  

Creoena: Or you could just play the online version for free


Linky

/Have gained many an online friend with as terrible taste as me thanks to this
 
2013-12-06 01:50:25 PM  
I thought that "Cards Against Humanity" was the new name for the Arizona Cardinals. Learn something new every day...
 
2013-12-06 01:53:06 PM  

Creoena: Or you could just play the online version for free


The only problem is that it's tough to get into a standard game.  Everyone has Derps, or Equinity, or some other ridiculous add on in the game.

Otherwise, it's the best.

/Batman's guilty pleasure is BATMAN!
 
2013-12-06 01:54:20 PM  
trying too hard:the game.
 
2013-12-06 01:57:29 PM  

Ring of Fire: A big Black Friday.


A bigger, Blacker Friday.
 
2013-12-06 01:59:06 PM  

Aexia: Ring of Fire: A big Black Friday.

A bigger, Blacker Friday.


Always beats the smallest, whitest Friday.
 
2013-12-06 01:59:44 PM  
 
2013-12-06 02:00:03 PM  
If they overcharged any more, they'd have to call them iCards Against Humanity.
 
2013-12-06 02:03:56 PM  

Misch: I like the Cards Against Gallifrey/Doctor Who themed version that someone made.


The white cards are amazing. Sadly the black cards are pretty meh.
 
2013-12-06 02:05:50 PM  

Doogles4221: My best from last sunday: "You have not lived until you have experienced dead babies and preteens at the same time"


From one of the rounds last night:

"When life hands you  the Jews, make ghosts."

/Aisle seat, please
 
2013-12-06 02:19:47 PM  

exparrot: If they overcharged any more, they'd have to call them iCards Against Humanity.


Oh shiatsnaps that was edgy.

Were you hoping women would fling themselves at your throbbing manhood or what? That was lamer than the game.
 
2013-12-06 02:19:59 PM  
Grave digging + Ghandi = Skeletor
 
2013-12-06 02:50:53 PM  
As one-off gimmicks go, that's pretty awesome. Get more money from sales you would have made anyway, get a bunch of sales the following day because of the attention your "sale" garnered, and much a bunch of people laugh while you're doing it.
 
2013-12-06 02:57:17 PM  

kroonermanblack: exparrot: If they overcharged any more, they'd have to call them iCards Against Humanity.

Oh shiatsnaps that was edgy.

Were you hoping women would fling themselves at your throbbing manhood or what? That was lamer than the game.


'sent from my iPhone'

/yeesh
 
2013-12-06 03:02:25 PM  

exparrot: kroonermanblack: exparrot: If they overcharged any more, they'd have to call them iCards Against Humanity.

Oh shiatsnaps that was edgy.

Were you hoping women would fling themselves at your throbbing manhood or what? That was lamer than the game.

'sent from my iPhone'

/yeesh


ONE DOES NOT JOKE ABOUT APPLE WITH IMPUNITY!!!
 
2013-12-06 03:04:45 PM  
I'm waiting for their 12 Days of Holiday Bullshiat to begin arriving at my door.
 
2013-12-06 03:09:32 PM  

Already Disturbed: I'm waiting for their 12 Days of Holiday Bullshiat to begin arriving at my door.


That's the first thing I look for every day when I get home.  I can't wait to see what horrible things I'm getting for Christmas this year.
 
2013-12-06 03:13:03 PM  
mallimages.mallfinder.com
Doing Black Friday wrong, however, may include giving out free blankets.
 
2013-12-06 03:15:06 PM  
I love the card game.  I even bought the official card box.

The secret card in the box is awesome.
 
2013-12-06 03:15:12 PM  

Freudian_slipknot: Already Disturbed: I'm waiting for their 12 Days of Holiday Bullshiat to begin arriving at my door.

That's the first thing I look for every day when I get home.  I can't wait to see what horrible things I'm getting for Christmas this year.


Yep, looking forward to that!
 
2013-12-06 03:20:49 PM  

Theaetetus: [mallimages.mallfinder.com image 550x550]
Doing Black Friday wrong, however, may include giving out free blankets.


That reminds me, I need to give out blankets at the reservations again. It's a laugh a minute!
 
2013-12-06 03:26:00 PM  

Creoena: Or you could just play the online version for free


It's an okay substitute, or a way to play with friends that don't live nearby, but it simply can't match the awesomeness of actually being around a table with other live human beings who are forced to read out the ridiculous answers.
 
2013-12-06 03:32:47 PM  

FoxKelfonne: Creoena: Or you could just play the online version for free

It's an okay substitute, or a way to play with friends that don't live nearby, but it simply can't match the awesomeness of actually being around a table with other live human beings who are forced to read out the ridiculous answers.


We usually choose one character per round to do a passable (and invariably terrible) impression of while reading out the answers. Christopher Walken, Morgan Freeman and the Swedish Chef are frequent contenders.
 
2013-12-06 04:17:09 PM  
Blank- kid tested, mother approved.


I played the Incest card.
It lost to Robert Downey jr.

I'm still bitter about that.

/mecha-hitler
 
2013-12-06 04:33:24 PM  
Favorite combination that I won, and ruined the game for one of my friends forever:

Family charades was forever ruined when my mother had to mime masturbation.
 
2013-12-06 04:46:31 PM  

SilentStrider: Blank- kid tested, mother approved.


I played the Incest card.
It lost to Robert Downey jr.

I'm still bitter about that.

/mecha-hitler


Coat hanger abortions is hands down the best card I've seen for that one

My favorite all time combo was "For my next trick, I'm going to pull My Grandfather's Ashes out of Auschwitz "
 
2013-12-06 05:19:31 PM  
One of my favorites was I never understood The Devil Himself until I met The Pope.
 
2013-12-06 05:35:26 PM  

Aexia: Ring of Fire: A big Black Friday.

A bigger, Blacker Friday.


The Biggest Blackest Friday.

/keep up man. Those have been available since the Big Black Box came out.
 
2013-12-06 06:14:37 PM  
 8oz of Mexican Black Tar Heroin + Count Chocula = Doin' it in the butt
 
2013-12-06 06:35:22 PM  
My personal favorite hand played:

 German dungeon porn + teenage pregnancy = children on leashes
 
2013-12-06 06:37:34 PM  

Stile4aly: the smallest, whitest Friday.


www.tvparty.com
 
2013-12-06 06:41:03 PM  

The Incredible Sexual Egg: SilentStrider: Blank- kid tested, mother approved.


I played the Incest card.
It lost to Robert Downey jr.

I'm still bitter about that.

/mecha-hitler

Coat hanger abortions is hands down the best card I've seen for that one

My favorite all time combo was "For my next trick, I'm going to pull My Grandfather's Ashes out of Auschwitz "



Pedophiles plus a defective condom equals teen pregnancy
Or
Surprise sex plus Justin Bieber equals a disappointing birthday party

My wife had to choose between those two... I'm not sure how she decided on Bieber

And thanks to Weaver95, Dick Cheney and homoerotic beach volleyball scenes are forever linked in my mind.
 
2013-12-06 09:37:35 PM  
A winner from my play a week ago:

Money might not buy happiness, but it can buy  black people.
 
2013-12-06 10:06:07 PM  

Shrugging Atlas: exparrot: kroonermanblack: exparrot: If they overcharged any more, they'd have to call them iCards Against Humanity.

Oh shiatsnaps that was edgy.

Were you hoping women would fling themselves at your throbbing manhood or what? That was lamer than the game.

'sent from my iPhone'

/yeesh

ONE DOES NOT JOKE ABOUT APPLE WITH IMPUNITY!!!


It's not really about apple (I kinda hate the product line, even if I use some of them because I haven't found a better mp3 player so feel free to suggest one, that is going to be usable by my 50+ year old parents and survive their abuse), it's more about a really, really, shiatty joke.

That was as funny and timely as a jab on Nixon for his stance on turnips.

Hell, Leno turned that joke down.
 
2013-12-06 11:40:36 PM  

lordargent: I'm glad to see that subby woke up from their thanksgiving food coma.

This was announced and was all over the net BEFORE black Friday.

That was over a week ago.

SMH


So their Black Friday sales numbers were available on the net BEFORE Black Friday?
 
2013-12-07 12:37:04 AM  
redomega: So their Black Friday sales numbers were available on the net BEFORE Black Friday?

I was talking about the announcement about the price increase (first half of the article).

The sales chart was available Monday on their tumblr feed.

// All I'm saying is that subby picked it up from some tertiary site a few days after their official announcement. A real fan would seen and submitted their announcement days ago.

// You know, old news is so exciting and all that jazz ;^)
 
2013-12-07 12:39:13 AM  

redomega: So their Black Friday sales numbers were available on the net BEFORE Black Friday?


Also, speaking of old news.

If you haven't seen their antics for the 2012 season, it's good for a laugh.
 
2013-12-07 12:55:06 AM  
My favorite cards are A Sad Fat Lonely Dragon With No Friends and Pacman Uncontrollably Guzzling Cum.  They're so weird and specific.

Way too many good combos from games in the past to remember.
 
2013-12-07 02:18:49 AM  
Apparently they're doing videos for each day of the Holiday Bullshiat promotion. Some people have already gotten their first day's gift. Still waiting on mine...

https://www.holidaybullshiat.com/
 
2013-12-07 04:14:24 AM  
I considered actually getting that for Black Friday, but I didn't even have that much money at the time. Now I just don't have anyone I'd get them for. Maybe my roommate, he's pretty messed up.
 
2013-12-07 08:10:49 AM  

kroonermanblack: exparrot: If they overcharged any more, they'd have to call them iCards Against Humanity.

Oh shiatsnaps that was edgy.

Were you hoping women would fling themselves at your throbbing manhood or what? That was lamer than the game.


Serious iBusiness
 
2013-12-07 03:27:31 PM  

Jedi_Templar: Favorite combination that I won, and ruined the game for one of my friends forever:

Family charades was forever ruined when my mother had to mime masturbation.


"A Sad handjob" - I think is such a better answer.
 
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