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2013-12-06 12:02:16 PM
We already have 4chan.
 
2013-12-06 12:22:18 PM
God I hope so. It's been so hard to hook up with my sister's dead dog.
 
2013-12-06 12:30:48 PM
People opposed to gay marriage certainly are obsessed with pedophilia, necrophilia, and incest.
 
2013-12-06 12:39:27 PM

blastoh: People opposed to gay marriage certainly are obsessed with pedophilia, necrophilia, and incest.


I think it's a matter of jealousy. They live their lives by an arbitrary set of rules someone told them, and they resent that others do not feel compelled or bound by arbitrary rules. ALL breaking of rules are equal, so all bestiality=gay sex.
 
2013-12-06 01:20:51 PM
Just look at Massachusetts, what with homosexuals buying dogs, cats, forcing them to live together, and joining the PTA. Truly, it is a horror to behold...
 
2013-12-06 01:30:14 PM

hubiestubert: Just look at Massachusetts, what with homosexuals buying dogs, cats, forcing them to live together, and joining the PTA. Truly, it is a horror to behold...


PTA??? Do you not realize how close that puts some gay guy to our KIDS‽
 
2013-12-06 01:48:05 PM
I've been meaning to look for one of those.  It's an underserved market.
 
2013-12-06 01:52:48 PM
As cute as my cousin is, nah I don't think so. Not even if she was dead and her pet was watching.
 
2013-12-06 01:54:22 PM
Do necrophiliacs need a dating site? I thought they'd just read the obituaries.
 
2013-12-06 02:17:58 PM

blastoh: People opposed to gay marriage certainly are obsessed with pedophilia, necrophilia, and incest.



Don't forget sweet, sweet turtle sex.
 
2013-12-06 02:20:40 PM
I can't wait for this to hit the front page. Surely we will have a calm and enlightening political and intellectual discourse on this topic, that will not at all involve using the bible as an authority on anything, and that won't have people crying about how their rights to oppress and marginalize others are being infringed.
 
2013-12-06 02:25:43 PM
How is gay marriage going to lead to Alabama when Alabama already exists?
 
2013-12-06 02:28:33 PM

vygramul: hubiestubert: Just look at Massachusetts, what with homosexuals buying dogs, cats, forcing them to live together, and joining the PTA. Truly, it is a horror to behold...

PTA??? Do you not realize how close that puts some gay guy to our KIDS‽


You'll be mocking out of the other side of your mouth when it's YOUR kids who are catching teh ghey!
 
2013-12-06 02:31:18 PM

Sybarite: blastoh: People opposed to gay marriage certainly are obsessed with pedophilia, necrophilia, and incest.


Don't forget sweet, sweet turtle sex.


duanegraham.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-12-06 02:35:58 PM

hardinparamedic: I can't wait for this to hit the front page. Surely we will have a calm and enlightening political and intellectual discourse on this topic, that will not at all involve using the bible as an authority on anything, and that won't have people crying about how their rights to oppress and marginalize others are being infringed.


Only if everyone doesn't RTFA

/which, being fark, is exactly what will happen
 
2013-12-06 02:49:41 PM
Why can't everybody be happy with the wholesome sex as outlined repeatedly in the Bible?
 
2013-12-06 02:50:26 PM

hubiestubert: Just look at Massachusetts, what with homosexuals buying dogs, cats, forcing them to live together, and joining the PTA. Truly, it is a horror to behold...


Indeed, there's nothing more horrible than the PTA.
 
2013-12-06 02:50:54 PM
But what about pyrohomonecropedobestiality? If I can't bang a dead male puppy that's on fire I'm out.
 
2013-12-06 02:53:22 PM
http://www.fark.com/goto/8048757/http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013 / 12/06/family-outraged-to-find-photo-of-fallen-green-beret-being-used- for-fak e-facebook-online-dating-accounts/

I don't really understand how we go from that to subby's headline, but I refuse to click The Blaze to find out...
 
2013-12-06 02:53:59 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-06 02:54:27 PM

DarwiOdrade: Sybarite: blastoh: People opposed to gay marriage certainly are obsessed with pedophilia, necrophilia, and incest.

Don't forget sweet, sweet turtle sex.


img.fark.net

Now that's a turtle that knows where the penis goes.
 
2013-12-06 02:54:38 PM

foo monkey: We already have 4chan.


When you gaze into 4chan, 4chan also gazes into you.
 
2013-12-06 02:54:43 PM
Yes. Gay marriage was barely legalized here in Washington, and I've already been forced into a gay marriage to a dead pony.
 
2013-12-06 02:55:38 PM

GRCooper: hardinparamedic: I can't wait for this to hit the front page. Surely we will have a calm and enlightening political and intellectual discourse on this topic, that will not at all involve using the bible as an authority on anything, and that won't have people crying about how their rights to oppress and marginalize others are being infringed.

Only if everyone doesn't RTFA

/which, being fark, is exactly what will happen


It's The Blaze. Why would I want to read anything there?
 
2013-12-06 02:56:55 PM
 Ok. and if that doesn't happen will they STFU while grown ups are talking from now on?
 
2013-12-06 02:57:25 PM

GRCooper: vygramul: hubiestubert: Just look at Massachusetts, what with homosexuals buying dogs, cats, forcing them to live together, and joining the PTA. Truly, it is a horror to behold...

PTA??? Do you not realize how close that puts some gay guy to our KIDS‽

You'll be mocking out of the other side of your mouth when it's YOUR kids who are catching teh ghey!


I don't know what that is, but I suspect you're accusing me of gay incest via some kind of euphemism.
 
2013-12-06 02:57:40 PM
I've said this before and I'm sure I will again, but for people who are supposedly repulsed by it right wingers seem to think about two dudes getting it on an awful lot.
 
2013-12-06 02:57:50 PM

GRCooper: Only if everyone doesn't RTFA


It's the Blaze. I wouldn't wipe my ass with the Blaze.
 
2013-12-06 03:00:06 PM

Ed Grubermann: GRCooper: Only if everyone doesn't RTFA

It's the Blaze. I wouldn't wipe my ass with the Blaze.


Of course not. That would set your pants on fire.
 
2013-12-06 03:00:14 PM

vygramul: blastoh: People opposed to gay marriage certainly are obsessed with pedophilia, necrophilia, and incest.

I think it's a matter of jealousy. They live their lives by an arbitrary set of rules someone told them, and they resent that others do not feel compelled or bound by arbitrary rules. ALL breaking of rules are equal, so all bestiality=gay sex.


The scary part is the only thing holding them back from raping, looting, and sacking a major city is their fear of God's punishment. They don't get how atheists aren't doing that right now.
 
2013-12-06 03:00:50 PM
Am I missing something here, or does the link go to the wrong article? The word "gay" doesn't show up a single time. It's just a family upset that someone is using their dead son's picture to create fake accounts on the internet.
 
2013-12-06 03:01:02 PM

Ed Grubermann: GRCooper: Only if everyone doesn't RTFA

It's the Blaze. I wouldn't wipe my ass with the Blaze.


That's because you'd wind up with more shiat smeared in there.
 
2013-12-06 03:01:49 PM

Mike Chewbacca: Yes. Gay marriage was barely legalized here in Washington, and I've already been forced into a gay marriage to a dead pony.


dashie.mylittlefacewhen.com
 
2013-12-06 03:02:13 PM

Snarfangel: Ed Grubermann: GRCooper: Only if everyone doesn't RTFA

It's the Blaze. I wouldn't wipe my ass with the Blaze.

Of course not. That would set your pants on fire.


And probably violate the warranty on your iPad ...
 
2013-12-06 03:02:33 PM

mod3072: Am I missing something here, or does the link go to the wrong article? The word "gay" doesn't show up a single time. It's just a family upset that someone is using their dead son's picture to create fake accounts on the internet.


That's gay
 
2013-12-06 03:02:33 PM

GRCooper: hardinparamedic: I can't wait for this to hit the front page. Surely we will have a calm and enlightening political and intellectual discourse on this topic, that will not at all involve using the bible as an authority on anything, and that won't have people crying about how their rights to oppress and marginalize others are being infringed.

Only if everyone doesn't RTFA

/which, being fark, is exactly what will happen


mashable.com
 
2013-12-06 03:03:59 PM

Mike Chewbacca: Yes. Gay marriage was barely legalized here in Washington, and I've already been forced into a gay marriage to a dead pony.


You must be down in Enumclaw, up here in Seattle our apartments arent' big enough for a dead pony.  Strictly married to dead house pets.
 
2013-12-06 03:04:19 PM

mod3072: Am I missing something here, or does the link go to the wrong article? The word "gay" doesn't show up a single time. It's just a family upset that someone is using their dead son's picture to create fake accounts on the internet.


Subby's joke is in the last part of the headline
 
2013-12-06 03:08:03 PM
Being a furryGay marriage will lead to incest, bestiality, and dating sites for necrophiliacs  .

Fixed the headline, because people will believe this more about furrys than anything else.

Except maybe Republicans....
 
2013-12-06 03:08:22 PM
For those of you not Clicking the Farking Blaze Article:

You know those Facebook ads promising "hot singles in your area?" They use photos like this one

www.resizr.com

who as it turns out is of a Green Beret killed in action 5 years ago.

I can only imagine it's from the same spamvertiser who did  this...
 
2013-12-06 03:09:03 PM

Mike Chewbacca: Yes. Gay marriage was barely legalized here in Washington, and I've already been forced into a gay marriage to a dead pony.


Wasn't bestiality just recently outlawed in Washington?

They had that group of people that were farking horses and one of them died a few years back and all they could charge them with was tresspassing lol.
 
2013-12-06 03:09:51 PM

GRCooper: hardinparamedic: I can't wait for this to hit the front page. Surely we will have a calm and enlightening political and intellectual discourse on this topic, that will not at all involve using the bible as an authority on anything, and that won't have people crying about how their rights to oppress and marginalize others are being infringed.

Only if everyone doesn't RTFA

/which, being fark, is exactly what will happen


Seriously.

That was awesome. I saw the headline, went "Ooh, another LGBT thread? Modmins must like me."

Click the article, go wtf? Come back, read the comments. Oh I'm rolling.
 
2013-12-06 03:12:30 PM
Since most of you obviously didn't read the article, here.


Army Staff Sgt. Matthew Pucino, a Green Beret, was killed in action in 2009 while fighting in Afghanistan. But recently his likeness made its way onto phony Facebook and online dating accounts, outraging his family.

"I was about coming out of my skin. I don't even know how to describe it, I mean the anger it was hard to sleep that night I was so furious that someone would disrespect his name and pose as Matthew. He's a fallen hero," Pucino's sister Lisa Haglof told Boston's WFXT-TV after she learned someone claiming to live in Dallas had used his image as their Facebook profile picture.
Pucino's photo, which was also used to create an account on an online dating site, was taken from the Matthew A. Pucino Memorial Foundation website, according to his family.
"He died for this country; he died for everyone in it. Let him rest in peace," Haglof said.
Haglof told WBZ-TV she finds it "absolutely despicable that somebody would do this."
The Bourne, Mass., family asked Facebook to remove the profile, which the social media site did as of Thursday morning. But Haglof told WFXT the amount of time it took - three days - for Facebook for remove the impersonator was "disgraceful."


WBZ reported that Facebook said it takes "seriously all reports of fake accounts on Facebook and remove these for violating our community standards. We apologize to the family for the inconvenience."
The family is investigating who might have created the fake accounts.

Trolling headline be trollin. It has nothing to do with gay marriage.
 
2013-12-06 03:12:51 PM

hubiestubert: Just look at Massachusetts, what with homosexuals buying dogs, cats, forcing them to live together, and joining the PTA. Truly, it is a horror to behold...


You joke, but I know a lesbian couple who not only own a dog and a cat, but also adopted a special needs child and are now indoctrinating him into that twisted lifestyle.

When will we stop this horrific shiat?
 
2013-12-06 03:13:00 PM
wanna cyber? 16/f/Greenwood Cemetary
 
2013-12-06 03:13:37 PM

GRCooper: mod3072: Am I missing something here, or does the link go to the wrong article? The word "gay" doesn't show up a single time. It's just a family upset that someone is using their dead son's picture to create fake accounts on the internet.

Subby's joke is in the last part of the headline


That's just wrong.

//welcometofark.jpg
 
2013-12-06 03:16:11 PM

real_headhoncho: Being a furryGay marriage will lead to incest, bestiality, and dating sites for necrophiliacs  .

Fixed the headline, because people will believe this more about furrys than anything else.

Except maybe Republicans....


Nah, but I will be honest, while I really can't be bothered by what consenting adults do in the privacy of their bedroom or a hotel suite, Furries sort of creep me out. Do y'all's thing, but please, do it safely behind closed doors. Or at least warn folks when you're going to have a convention...
 
2013-12-06 03:16:35 PM

saintstryfe: Mike Chewbacca: Yes. Gay marriage was barely legalized here in Washington, and I've already been forced into a gay marriage to a dead pony.

[dashie.mylittlefacewhen.com image 576x480]


Heh, there's a reason I picked "pony" and not turtle.
 
2013-12-06 03:16:40 PM

Peki: GRCooper: hardinparamedic: I can't wait for this to hit the front page. Surely we will have a calm and enlightening political and intellectual discourse on this topic, that will not at all involve using the bible as an authority on anything, and that won't have people crying about how their rights to oppress and marginalize others are being infringed.

Only if everyone doesn't RTFA

/which, being fark, is exactly what will happen

Seriously.

That was awesome. I saw the headline, went "Ooh, another LGBT thread? Modmins must like me."

Click the article, go wtf? Come back, read the comments. Oh I'm rolling.


Me too

What do you call a headline that's not a troll but accomplishes the same thing as a troll?

/"subtleroll"?
 
2013-12-06 03:18:00 PM
PAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTAAAAAAYYYYYYYY
 
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