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(UFC)   Friday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night 33 with Mark Hunt vs Bigfoot Silva. Prelim streams at 6:30 PM ET, Fox Sports 2 prelims at 7 PM ET, main card at 9 PM ET on Fox Sports 1. Followed by Legacy 26 on AXS TV, with Leonard Garcia vs Kevin Aguilar   (ufc.com) divider line 343
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2013-12-06 09:51:52 PM  
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
 
2013-12-06 09:51:54 PM  
Andrews is intent on just neutralizing from the bottom, doens't want to do anything more than that
 
2013-12-06 09:52:15 PM  

Jensaarai: Do the Cable people have their feeds back?

I'm guessing that is why everyone went quiet.

 
2013-12-06 09:52:45 PM  
These guys are farking tired!
 
2013-12-06 09:53:26 PM  
10-9 Hester.  19-19
 
2013-12-06 09:53:48 PM  
I give that round to Hester 10-9, didn't see enough of the first round to score it
 
2013-12-06 09:54:05 PM  
So are they going to shadow dance, or makeout on the fence for 2 minutes of the next round.  They are smoked
 
2013-12-06 09:54:36 PM  

psychicdeath99: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!


Cartilage for the cartilage throne
 
2013-12-06 09:54:41 PM  
dislocated shoulder.  damn.  been there
 
2013-12-06 09:54:45 PM  
Dislocated shoulder for Andrews.
 
2013-12-06 09:55:08 PM  
calling it due to injury to Andrews
 
2013-12-06 09:55:40 PM  
That's too bad.
 
2013-12-06 09:57:14 PM  
Barry vs. Palelei coming up.  Someone is getting KTFO

If it stays standing, Barry wins by KO
If Palelei gets it to the ground, he probably wins by KO or TKO from Ground and pound
 
2013-12-06 09:58:43 PM  
Uuughhh.  Sitting here with an ice bag to the left side of my face.  Got a knot behind/under my ear about the size of a walnut.  The Dr. today seemed to think it was a blocked parotid gland.  I have a CT scan Monday to verify what it is.
 
2013-12-06 10:00:11 PM  
If Pat Barry loses, he should get a rematch with Joey Beltran.
 
2013-12-06 10:03:01 PM  

psychicdeath99: Uuughhh.  Sitting here with an ice bag to the left side of my face.  Got a knot behind/under my ear about the size of a walnut.  The Dr. today seemed to think it was a blocked parotid gland.  I have a CT scan Monday to verify what it is.


It's your long list conjoined twin. Kill it now, those things alway turn out evil when they show up this late in life.
 
2013-12-06 10:04:58 PM  
I can't wait for Silva Weidman 2
 
2013-12-06 10:05:02 PM  

dr_blasto: psychicdeath99: Uuughhh.  Sitting here with an ice bag to the left side of my face.  Got a knot behind/under my ear about the size of a walnut.  The Dr. today seemed to think it was a blocked parotid gland.  I have a CT scan Monday to verify what it is.

It's your long list conjoined twin. Kill it now, those things alway turn out evil when they show up this late in life.


Good idea.

Been a sucky week.  The gland swelling started Tuesday, and Wednesday I had a kidney stone.  At least it waited until I got home from Vegas.
 
2013-12-06 10:09:02 PM  

psychicdeath99: Uuughhh.  Sitting here with an ice bag to the left side of my face.  Got a knot behind/under my ear about the size of a walnut.  The Dr. today seemed to think it was a blocked parotid gland.  I have a CT scan Monday to verify what it is.


My mom had something like that and had to have it removed. Actually the doc who removed it was one of the doctors in New Mexico who did the illegal colonoscopy drug searches.
 
2013-12-06 10:11:12 PM  

psychicdeath99: Uuughhh.  Sitting here with an ice bag to the left side of my face.  Got a knot behind/under my ear about the size of a walnut.  The Dr. today seemed to think it was a blocked parotid gland.  I have a CT scan Monday to verify what it is.


Oh man sorry to hear that.  Maybe Kimmy rocked your world too hard after the last event
 
2013-12-06 10:11:28 PM  
 
2013-12-06 10:12:15 PM  

Klippoklondike: psychicdeath99: Uuughhh.  Sitting here with an ice bag to the left side of my face.  Got a knot behind/under my ear about the size of a walnut.  The Dr. today seemed to think it was a blocked parotid gland.  I have a CT scan Monday to verify what it is.

Oh man sorry to hear that.  Maybe Kimmy rocked your world too hard after the last event


That must be it!  Kimmie was worth it.
 
2013-12-06 10:13:28 PM  
Holy moly
 
2013-12-06 10:13:36 PM  
thud thud thud
 
2013-12-06 10:13:46 PM  
Stoppage already . Big man was hungry.
 
2013-12-06 10:13:54 PM  
Bye bye Barry.
 
2013-12-06 10:14:14 PM  
I'm ok I'm ok lemme' up


*faceplant*
 
2013-12-06 10:14:16 PM  
Damn, he farked him up!
 
2013-12-06 10:14:43 PM  
Dammit.
 
2013-12-06 10:14:47 PM  
Barry fell face first trying to stand.
 
2013-12-06 10:15:16 PM  
And that's all she wrote.  Wouldn't be surprised to see Barry cut after this
 
2013-12-06 10:15:50 PM  

violentsalvation: Dammit.


Wait I guess I picked Palelei never mind.
 
2013-12-06 10:15:58 PM  
I hate to laugh at brain trauma, but the sight of Barry going from grimacing, to emotionless, back to grimacing when he awakened had me stifling a giggle.
 
2013-12-06 10:17:01 PM  
Barry is unhappy as shiat.
 
2013-12-06 10:18:23 PM  

dr_blasto: Barry is unhappy as shiat.


Barry's eyes are so glazed that he doesn't know what time zone he's in
 
2013-12-06 10:19:13 PM  
Win or lose, Perosh is usually good for a quick finish.
 
2013-12-06 10:19:32 PM  
ground and pound and pound and pound.  gif by Zombie Prophet
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-sZ-HNOSi_tQ/UqKTN_doLYI/AAAAAAAA9TQ/eCyngLk b wWg/s1600/0.gif
 
2013-12-06 10:20:28 PM  
I picked Bader but I am rooting for Mr. Hippo
 
2013-12-06 10:21:49 PM  
Dammit, I thought this card was tomorrow!
 
2013-12-06 10:22:33 PM  

Testiclaw: Dammit, I thought this card was tomorrow!


Yeah.  It's tricky since it's Saturday in Australia.
 
2013-12-06 10:26:10 PM  
I wouldn't be totally shocked if Perosh pulled a Tito and rocked and / or submitted Bader.
 
2013-12-06 10:26:29 PM  

Testiclaw: Dammit, I thought this card was tomorrow!


i think Invicta is tomorrow, could be wrong though
 
2013-12-06 10:27:47 PM  

Klippoklondike: Testiclaw: Dammit, I thought this card was tomorrow!

i think Invicta is tomorrow, could be wrong though


It's tomorrow.  I watched the weigh-ins just before UFC started
 
2013-12-06 10:28:53 PM  
big uppercut!
 
2013-12-06 10:29:49 PM  

Skyrmion: cameroncrazy1984: Skyrmion: machoprogrammer: Does the loser of Palelei/Barry get cut?

Can they cut the winner too, please?

With an ax?

Barry seems like a nice guy, but he is now in "Hasn't beaten any active fighter in the UFC" territory, And even if he wins, that will be true again shortly.


Barry actually comes off as a huge douche.

http://imgur.com/a/NbwSJ

http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/news/426473/Pat-Barry-calls-out-ass- in -seat-during-UFC-on-FX-5
 
2013-12-06 10:29:53 PM  
Perrosh cut on right cheek
 
2013-12-06 10:30:25 PM  
Bader is a bus driver, taking this motherfarka to school.
 
2013-12-06 10:31:21 PM  
WTF is a "cheese grinder"?
 
2013-12-06 10:32:52 PM  
10-8?

He dropped him a few times.
 
2013-12-06 10:32:56 PM  
10-9 Bader

HIPPO BLOOD FOR THE HIPPO BLOOD GOD
 
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