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2013-12-06 10:41:18 AM
I would have guessed something else...
 
2013-12-06 10:44:05 AM
Ummm...is that...even possible?
 
2013-12-06 10:45:37 AM
Dislocated Vaginas shall be the name of my new girl band.
 
2013-12-06 11:20:43 AM

Ambivalence: Ummm...is that...even possible?


Judging by the constant ranting and raving in the Politics tab, I am inclined to think so.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-12-06 11:35:29 AM
Or they think you are really hot.
 
2013-12-06 11:36:56 AM
That would be wrong.  It's the same with real estate. The 3 most important things of vaginas are location, location, location.


That may well not be true, actually, considering that some real estate can, in fact, be classified as "just a hole in the ground", while some can be described as "big enough to part a double wide".

No, I don't think real estate and vaginas do warrant any comparison, especially if you're going to advertise it as "close to schools" or "breathtaking view"


You're right, of course, I've no idea what the hell I'm talking about.
 
2013-12-06 11:37:39 AM
How would you treat that?
Put it in a splunt?
 
2013-12-06 11:47:46 AM
Radiologists, always using obscure diagnosis.
 
2013-12-06 11:53:29 AM
Kick her in the box and shove her?
 
2013-12-06 11:53:36 AM
img.gawkerassets.com

Abuse of stock photos has gone too far.

At least Cracked puts in some funny captions.
 
2013-12-06 11:57:56 AM
would rather locate the clit
 
2013-12-06 11:59:14 AM
Dislocated vagina?  Sounds like a grudge fark........

/or my Hole cover band.
 
2013-12-06 11:59:51 AM
Maybe that's what Wladimir said to Hayden?
 
2013-12-06 12:00:07 PM

bearded clamorer: How would you treat that?
Put it in a splunt?


A mesh insert.
 
2013-12-06 12:00:58 PM

medius: would rather locate the clit


Tip of the tongue?
/Wait.
//What?
///This is TFD. Right, modmins?
 
2013-12-06 12:01:45 PM

demaL-demaL-yeH: medius: would rather locate the clit

Tip of the tongue?


top o the mornin
 
2013-12-06 12:01:49 PM
resources3.news.com.au

This is the lady being cheated on.  Damn, if you want some revenge sex I'm here anytime.
 
2013-12-06 12:03:38 PM

joyride75: bearded clamorer: How would you treat that?
Put it in a splunt?

A mesh insert.


Call in Bob Villa from This Old Vagina.
 
2013-12-06 12:03:44 PM
I thought the term is "c*ntpunt".
 
2013-12-06 12:03:45 PM
So don't be a whore and you won't have this problem.
 
2013-12-06 12:04:14 PM
Or in Amanda Bynes case, hopeful.
 
2013-12-06 12:04:24 PM
flaglerlive.com
 
2013-12-06 12:04:46 PM
Well, some guys think the vagina is in the back, anyway.  NTTAWWT
 
2013-12-06 12:05:40 PM

lennavan: [resources3.news.com.au image 316x421]

This is the lady being cheated on.  Damn, if you want some revenge sex I'm here anytime.


Caption:   "I'm looking at you.  And also at you."
 
2013-12-06 12:05:57 PM

I_Am_Weasel: That would be wrong.  It's the same with real estate. The 3 most important things of vaginas are location, location, location.


That may well not be true, actually, considering that some real estate can, in fact, be classified as "just a hole in the ground", while some can be described as "big enough to part a double wide".

No, I don't think real estate and vaginas do warrant any comparison, especially if you're going to advertise it as "close to schools" or "breathtaking view"


You're right, of course, I've no idea what the hell I'm talking about.


Ok, I spit out Pepsi on my screen. That was beautiful.
 
2013-12-06 12:06:47 PM

Ambivalence: Ummm...is that...even possible?


A stiff coont punch can result in a dislocated vagina.
 
2013-12-06 12:07:17 PM
Oh, and I was thinking Falcon Punch. The chick also needs to get rid of the raccoon eyes that she has. Would immeasurably improve her revenge sex opportunities.
 
2013-12-06 12:07:58 PM

lennavan: [resources3.news.com.au image 316x421]

This is the lady being cheated on.  Damn, if you want some revenge sex I'm here anytime.


She's got lifeless eyes..like a doll's eyes...don't seem to be livin'...
 
2013-12-06 12:07:59 PM
Mallery told investigators that she received two phone calls from Siler-Fisher as she was en route to the home. Siler-Fisher, Mallery said, warned that she "was going to beat her farking ass whore" and "dislocate her vagina."

Can we get this on pay per view?
 
2013-12-06 12:08:09 PM

lennavan: [resources3.news.com.au image 316x421]

This is the lady being cheated on.  Damn, if you want some revenge sex I'm here anytime.


Crazy eyes + scalpels + anesthetics = OH! OH!
 
2013-12-06 12:09:46 PM
First.. DO NOT do a GIS for "Prolapsed Uterus".

Second, if the biatch can shatter condoms, I'd say she's capable of anything.
 
2013-12-06 12:09:55 PM
ww4.hdnux.com
 
2013-12-06 12:11:31 PM
Dislocated vaginas were what we used to called the female refugees
 
2013-12-06 12:12:28 PM
I laughed so hard at "splunt" people came to see if I was OK at work
 
2013-12-06 12:12:44 PM

GDubDub: First.. DO NOT do a GIS for "Prolapsed Uterus".

Second, if the biatch can shatter condoms, I'd say she's capable of anything.


Oh... SCATTERED...  Makes much more sense now.

Still,   DO NOT do a GIS for "Prolapsed Uterus"
 
2013-12-06 12:12:51 PM

Nabb1: Ambivalence: Ummm...is that...even possible?

Judging by the constant ranting and raving in the Politics tab, I am inclined to think so.


LOL
 
2013-12-06 12:13:22 PM
Sounds like a typical episode of Grey's Anatomy
 
2013-12-06 12:13:55 PM
Dislocate the vagina? Is that kinda like what a snake does with its jaw? Because that would explain some of the porn I've stumbled across...
 
2013-12-06 12:14:06 PM

Anastacya: Oh, and I was thinking Falcon Punch. The chick also needs to get rid of the raccoon eyes that she has. Would immeasurably improve her revenge sex opportunities.


Ya, way too much eye shadow. I will never understand why otherwise attractive women will hurt their looks using too much or overly obvious makeup.
 
2013-12-06 12:17:38 PM
the medical director of the Ben Taub General Hospital in Houston and a teacher at the Baylor College of Medicine

Wow, way to lose all that with your new felonies.
 
2013-12-06 12:19:24 PM

lennavan: [resources3.news.com.au image 316x421]

This is the lady being cheated on.  Damn, if you want some revenge sex I'm here anytime.


I'm almost sure that's Kelsey Grammar in drag.
 
2013-12-06 12:22:27 PM

LowbrowDeluxe: lennavan: [resources3.news.com.au image 316x421]

This is the lady being cheated on.  Damn, if you want some revenge sex I'm here anytime.

I'm almost sure that's Kelsey Grammar in drag.


Yeah, from the photo, I get the feeling that she's "big boned".
 
2013-12-06 12:22:29 PM
After seeing her crazy eyed photo and reading tfa I'm seriously doubting she used the polite term 'vagina'.
 
2013-12-06 12:22:46 PM
I dunno.  I may incorporate that phrase into my lexicon of dirty talk.

"I'm going to farking dislocate your vagina tonight...can you pass the salt please?"
 
2013-12-06 12:22:53 PM
Wasn't this in a David Cronenberg movie?
 
2013-12-06 12:25:16 PM
So, Tiger Woods is at it again then.
 
2013-12-06 12:25:21 PM

bearded clamorer: Put it in a splunt?


I'm gonna need a couple of tampons over here to clean all this coffee outta my keyboard.
 
2013-12-06 12:27:21 PM

zimbomba63: Yeah, from the photo, I get the feeling that she's "big boned".


LowbrowDeluxe: I'm almost sure that's Kelsey Grammar in drag.


zimbomba63: Crazy eyes + scalpels + anesthetics = OH! OH!


walktoanarcade: She's got lifeless eyes..like a doll's eyes...don't seem to be livin'...


The Muthaship: Caption: "I'm looking at you. And also at you."


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Yeah, I stand by my original comment.  I'd hit it.

/you would too, dont lie
 
2013-12-06 12:28:36 PM
Sounds like an R. Kelly lyric.
 
2013-12-06 12:29:01 PM
My girlfriend once complained of a sprained clitoris.

I myself have had a penis concussion.
 
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