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2013-12-06 11:28:44 AM
Good thing he noticed it before he started hammering nails into it.
 
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2013-12-06 11:45:47 AM
360to266.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-12-06 11:49:32 AM
Looks like the lead man for the Doors to me

/just saying
 
2013-12-06 11:50:15 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-12-06 11:50:15 AM
I saw Jesus in a cloud once but then it morphed into a bunny.
 
2013-12-06 11:51:43 AM
I see dead people.
 
2013-12-06 11:53:13 AM
Looks more like Norm Abrams.
 
2013-12-06 11:54:25 AM
www.zuguide.com

...and call off Christmas!

/why a spoon?
 
2013-12-06 11:54:37 AM
But first, will you please, please welcome - a block of wood.
 
2013-12-06 11:57:21 AM
img.fark.net
 
2013-12-06 12:05:40 PM
www.imbecile.me
 
2013-12-06 12:05:48 PM
Jesus effin Christ, that's Lemmy from Motorhead!
 
2013-12-06 12:07:38 PM
On Good Friday a few years ago...

Sorry, the day had nothing to do with it. Jesus had nothing to do with it, either.
 
2013-12-06 12:08:58 PM
It's apparently really easy to get on the local news these days.
 
2013-12-06 12:09:03 PM
I need some LSD to see any face in that wood.
 
2013-12-06 12:09:57 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: Looks like the lead man for the Doors to me

/just saying


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I don't see the resemblance...
 
2013-12-06 12:10:04 PM
NotThisShiatAgain.jpg
 
2013-12-06 12:14:10 PM
static2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-12-06 12:15:49 PM
...and we are done in one.
 
2013-12-06 12:15:52 PM
I have seen Jesus in my iron and my ottoman
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i26.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-06 12:16:19 PM
i can see a resemblance.
www.jotdown.es
 
2013-12-06 12:18:36 PM
ohferchrissakes
 
2013-12-06 12:26:04 PM

Ijustworkhere: Lemmy


Not enough facial hair.

Lemmy is God anyway, he wouldn't be caught dead on a block of wood.
 
2013-12-06 12:31:05 PM
Wow, this is even more of a stretch than normal.
 
2013-12-06 12:39:40 PM
I barely even see a piece of wood in that piece of wood.
 
2013-12-06 12:43:35 PM

PAREIDOLIA

LOOK IT UP, NEWS MEDIA!

 
2013-12-06 12:46:33 PM
I guess these people don't realize that Jesus didn't really have long hair or a beard, nor was he pale.
 
2013-12-06 12:50:59 PM
And now the news for parrots: I see a parrot.
 
2013-12-06 12:59:16 PM

Onkel Buck: I have seen Jesus in my iron and my ottoman


Looks like the lead singer from ELO
 
2013-12-06 01:09:58 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-12-06 01:10:44 PM

Darth Skywalker: I need some LSD to see any face in that wood.


Free cocaine always works
 
2013-12-06 01:12:59 PM
Spiffy?
This is the stupidest thing I've seen since Kirstie Alley's new sitcom
 
2013-12-06 01:15:49 PM

meatofmystery: Onkel Buck: I have seen Jesus in my iron and my ottoman

Looks like the lead singer from ELO



I see Manson and Bin Laden.
 
2013-12-06 01:30:30 PM
Jesus was a carpenter who was really into his work.
 
2013-12-06 01:48:46 PM
"He'd like to think it was sent from god"

I'd like to think the bi I got last night was from a twenty tear old Farrah Fawcett (yes I'm old) and not a toothless 300 pound midget tranny with a beard.

Somehow i think I'm more likely to be right than him.
 
2013-12-06 02:06:00 PM

RevLovejoy: meatofmystery: Onkel Buck: I have seen Jesus in my iron and my ottoman

Looks like the lead singer from ELO


I see Manson and Bin Laden.


Both of those guys were seen as prophets too... by lots of crazy people
 
2013-12-06 02:47:35 PM
That's clearly Billy Ray Cyrus.
 
2013-12-06 03:07:32 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
HOOOOLY S#!T !!!
 
2013-12-06 04:56:48 PM

The Onion is prophetic: Good thing he noticed it before he started hammering nails into it.


treasure.diylol.com
 
2013-12-06 07:27:47 PM
Imagine if druidism was the dominant religion.

"I saw God in a tree!"
"Yawn. Wake me when someone doesn't see god in a tree."
 
2013-12-06 07:34:57 PM
www.enterprisemission.com
 
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