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(Huffington Post)   A secret payload is being launched into space. What makes this strange is that the logo for the agency is a giant octopus wrapping his tentacles around the Earth. Cthulhu, I choose you   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 64
    More: Weird, Christopher Soghoian, Vandenberg Air Force Base, National Reconnaissance Office, spy satellites, cephalopods, octopus, Director of National Intelligence, Chambliss  
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2013-12-06 03:11:17 PM  

paswa17: Season 3 of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Corporate Raiders from Dimension X
[i164.photobucket.com image 180x120]
Octopus, Inc.


"They're raiding the Itty Bitty Corporation!"
"Talk about scraping the bottom of the barrel."
 
2013-12-06 03:16:53 PM  
How can there really be classified items or budgets of 10 billion with no tax payer oversight.
 
2013-12-06 03:20:29 PM  

jaytkay: You know who else depicted a giant octopus wrapping his tentacles around the Earth?

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 479x535]


Funny, he doesn't look Jewish.
 
2013-12-06 03:35:15 PM  
their work motto is

"i have my eye on you"

/will this fit in the keyhole?
//some might get this
 
2013-12-06 03:39:45 PM  

spentshells: How can there really be classified items or budgets of 10 billion with no tax payer oversight.


Freedom.
 
2013-12-06 04:11:02 PM  

ReverendLoki: Mikey1969: From the linked article(In TFA), while all of the patches listed were badass, THIS one is the scariest to me:

[cabinetmagazine.org image 420x420]

OK, what does this translate to?
If I tell you, I'll be you?

Some Google Translate options:
If I tell ... I'll be you delenous
If I tell shall I do, thou shalt be unto me: thou delenous

(Google really doesn't know what to do with that word.


The font makes it hard to tell, but that is a 'd', not an 'o'
 
2013-12-06 04:25:48 PM  

Amalevica: ReverendLoki: Mikey1969: From the linked article(In TFA), while all of the patches listed were badass, THIS one is the scariest to me:

[cabinetmagazine.org image 420x420]

OK, what does this translate to?
If I tell you, I'll be you?

Some Google Translate options:
If I tell ... I'll be you delenous
If I tell shall I do, thou shalt be unto me: thou delenous

(Google really doesn't know what to do with that word.

The font makes it hard to tell, but that is a 'd', not an 'o'


Yeah...  I realized that after I hit up the page Mikey referenced in his reply to me.  Just for grins, plugged that back into Translate, and the result was a lot closer.

And that is why secret spy agencies need to hire at least a few typographers/graphic designers.
 
2013-12-06 06:29:35 PM  

ReverendLoki: Amalevica: ReverendLoki: Mikey1969: From the linked article(In TFA), while all of the patches listed were badass, THIS one is the scariest to me:

[cabinetmagazine.org image 420x420]

OK, what does this translate to?
If I tell you, I'll be you?

Some Google Translate options:
If I tell ... I'll be you delenous
If I tell shall I do, thou shalt be unto me: thou delenous

(Google really doesn't know what to do with that word.

The font makes it hard to tell, but that is a 'd', not an 'o'

Yeah...  I realized that after I hit up the page Mikey referenced in his reply to me.  Just for grins, plugged that back into Translate, and the result was a lot closer.

And that is why secret spy agencies need to hire at least a few typographers/graphic designers.


"If I tell you, you will have to be destroyed by me"  roughly.
 
2013-12-06 08:26:33 PM  
Satire? I'm certain that this is satire. Maybe....they did name the war in Iraq Operation Iraqi Liberation.
 
2013-12-06 08:34:59 PM  

spentshells: How can there really be classified items or budgets of 10 billion with no tax payer oversight.



The same way we can have untraceable campaign contributions in the tens of millions of dollars.  Because we like it that way.
 
2013-12-07 12:08:56 AM  
Has anyone mentioned that the NRO acknowledging anything it's involved with is rather different from their usual way of doing things?
 
2013-12-07 07:58:45 AM  
WE ARE THE GOVERNING, WE OWN YOUR ASS...
 
2013-12-07 08:56:21 AM  
The payload fairing looks exactly like the one used for the USAF's X-37B.
 
2013-12-07 11:56:25 AM  

Rev. Skarekroe: [images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 850x850]


HAIL HYDRA!

/beat me to it
 
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