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(Daily Mail)   Australian academics are promoting 'self pleasuring' as a way to reduce a host of illnesses.Subette has been 'tenting' for years   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 107
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2013-12-06 09:18:32 AM
Subette has been 'tenting' for years

I predict this thread will contain a record volume of howYOUdoins, all typed with one hand.
 
2013-12-06 09:24:57 AM

Gulper Eel: Subette has been 'tenting' for years

I predict this thread will contain a record volume of howYOUdoins, all typed with one hand.


I already climaxed at the word tenting, so I'm good
 
2013-12-06 09:27:51 AM
This might explain why I'm turning 384 next month.
 
2013-12-06 09:37:14 AM
Well, I gotta go increase my longevity...if you know what I mean.
 
2013-12-06 10:09:22 AM
It's awfully sticky in this thread.
 
2013-12-06 10:15:16 AM
Picture of "subette"
i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-06 10:17:05 AM
Subette tenting? I really need to go back to school.
 
2013-12-06 10:52:48 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: Gulper Eel: Subette has been 'tenting' for years

I predict this thread will contain a record volume of howYOUdoins, all typed with one hand.

I already climaxed at the word tenting, so I'm good


You made it further than i did.

Nothing wrong with a guy who can't last long, especially if you're not feeling much of anything anyway. Amiright ladies?
 
2013-12-06 11:07:10 AM
img.fark.net
 
2013-12-06 11:07:54 AM
I keep masturbating but my cold won't go away!
 
2013-12-06 11:08:00 AM
Little known fact:  It was this relaxed attitude towards sex by Australians that was Hitler's prime motivator for the Anschluss
 
2013-12-06 11:08:41 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

I can be of assistance here.
 
2013-12-06 11:09:25 AM
You may be tenting, but I'm "pitching a tent".
 
2013-12-06 11:12:35 AM
"subette"

I have a vagina and I have to mention it!
 
2013-12-06 11:13:55 AM
h wo yyuo diooin?
 
2013-12-06 11:14:23 AM
I'd have titled it "Australians advocate going down under". Luckily, I can save that for when these scientists put out their report on oral sex.
 
2013-12-06 11:15:28 AM

bikerbob59: h wo yyuo diooin?


Ha! I see what you did there.
 
2013-12-06 11:15:44 AM
Well to be fair, I've never heard of anybody dying from it.
 
2013-12-06 11:15:49 AM
A woman that has to masturbate is like a rich man who has to write a post-dated check.
 
2013-12-06 11:15:58 AM
"They say that 94 per cent of men admit to masturbating...."

I was going to mention that number is be off by about 6% or more, but then I realized that those are only the ones who admit to it.
 
2013-12-06 11:21:13 AM
Now if they could just find a cure for hairy palms.
 
2013-12-06 11:21:15 AM

Cold_Sassy: Well to be fair, I've never heard of anybody dying from it.


David Carradine?
 
2013-12-06 11:21:46 AM
According to the Bible, Methuselah lived to be 964.
 
2013-12-06 11:22:00 AM

Snarcasm: Cold_Sassy: Well to be fair, I've never heard of anybody dying from it.

David Carradine?


Well I guess you shouldn't do it INXS....
 
2013-12-06 11:23:30 AM
Beating off definitely hasn't helped my carpal tunnels, curved spine, uncontrolled drooling, sloped forehead, or hairy palms. Or make my eye the same size as the other.
 
2013-12-06 11:24:45 AM
in this world gone mad we will not spank the monkey, the monkey will spank us..
 
2013-12-06 11:25:05 AM

FarkedOver: Snarcasm: Cold_Sassy: Well to be fair, I've never heard of anybody dying from it.

David Carradine?

Well I guess you shouldn't do it INXS....


They said "self-pleasuring"  not questionable proclivities.

/Not that there's anything wrong with that...
 
2013-12-06 11:26:05 AM

Fank: "subette"

I have a vagina and I have to mention it!


You seem like you've got the right stuff!  I'd like to off you a subscription to our bimonthly newsletter.

reagangirl.com
 
2013-12-06 11:26:26 AM

Fank: "subette"

I have a vagina and I have to mention it!


I have a vagina too, but unfortunately it's attached to my wife.
 
2013-12-06 11:26:35 AM
img.fark.net
 
2013-12-06 11:27:03 AM

hardinparamedic: Picture of "subette"
[i.imgur.com image 640x480]


Is it me, or does he look like

www.startrek.com
 
2013-12-06 11:27:05 AM
*gets popcorn
 
2013-12-06 11:30:53 AM
Well doesn't that beat all!
 
2013-12-06 11:31:05 AM

alizeran:


well, you can hold one hand, but its going to get awkward after that.
 
2013-12-06 11:32:12 AM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Fank: "subette"

I have a vagina and I have to mention it!

You seem like you've got the right stuff!  I'd like to off you a subscription to our bimonthly newsletter.

[reagangirl.com image 311x296]


Singular? Only if it's plural.
 
2013-12-06 11:34:08 AM

Cold_Sassy: Well to be fair, I've never heard of anybody dying from it.


Be sure to tell that to Nicola Paginton.
 
2013-12-06 11:36:08 AM

Fank: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Fank: "subette"

I have a vagina and I have to mention it!

You seem like you've got the right stuff!  I'd like to off you a subscription to our bimonthly newsletter.

[reagangirl.com image 311x296]

Singular? Only if it's plural.



Whatever it takes to bolster membership.

img.fark.net
 
2013-12-06 11:36:25 AM
Well, guess i'm gonna live forever then.
 
2013-12-06 11:38:03 AM
Did they ask Bruce? And how about Bruce?

web.mit.edu
 
2013-12-06 11:43:37 AM

bikerbob59: h wo yyuo diooin?


This is not the Bob Dylan thread.
 
2013-12-06 11:45:13 AM

Fank: "subette"

I have a vagina and I have to mention it!


Are you this bent out of shape by the two dozen headlines that come through every day that imply both the submitter and the reader have a penis?
 
2013-12-06 11:45:24 AM
Hey Moe, Hey Larry............

www.threestooges.com
 
2013-12-06 11:47:25 AM
Q: How did Helen Keller masturbate?

A: She diddled herself with one hand and moaned with the other.


/try the veal.
 
2013-12-06 11:47:31 AM
static.fjcdn.com
 
2013-12-06 11:51:35 AM
has there in recent memory been a story about how j*ackin-off is good for you that has not been greenlighted? I swear there must be total farkers who spend the day scouring the internet.
kind of pitiful really.
 
2013-12-06 11:51:49 AM
FTFA: Last, but not least, they make the point that there's also no risk of disappointing a partner - of the dreaded performance anxiety.
 You really want to issue those odds, Scientists?!?  :o  My ability to disappoint is legendary!
 
2013-12-06 11:52:36 AM

Sweaty Dynamite: Cold_Sassy: Well to be fair, I've never heard of anybody dying from it.

Be sure to tell that to Nicola Paginton.


Or this guy, who was only using the most traditional method.
 
2013-12-06 11:52:58 AM
So, I guess I need to learn to play the flute?
 
2013-12-06 11:54:28 AM

Fast Moon: Fank: "subette"

I have a vagina and I have to mention it!

Are you this bent out of shape by the two dozen headlines that come through every day that imply both the submitter and the reader have a penis?


I was not aware that 'subby' is male. With that said, why does it matter what gender a submitter has, and with that, why does this woman feel the need to mention it?
 
2013-12-06 12:00:24 PM
A lot of headlines have a personal quip about the submitter. So what if one relates as a woman.
 
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