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(WYMT Hazard)   Trying to sell your newborn to pay your legal expenses due to drugs is not a good idea   (wkyt.com) divider line 24
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2013-12-06 09:14:38 AM
How much is a white baby going for these days?
 
2013-12-06 09:16:33 AM
I dunno. Depreciation on a new born is worse than a new Kia
 
2013-12-06 09:18:58 AM

Bslim: How much is a white baby going for these days?


According to Amazon reviews, $30k for a one year rental.
 
2013-12-06 09:19:18 AM
Bring us the girl and wipe away the debt.
 
2013-12-06 09:19:38 AM
I'd be more surprised if somebody was willing to but the babby

/you can get those for free
 
2013-12-06 09:20:59 AM
In all reality, the kid would probably be better off with the buyer.
 
2013-12-06 09:22:16 AM

BMFPitt: In all reality, the kid would probably be better off with the buyer.


My first thought.
 
2013-12-06 09:26:21 AM
Hey subby, what makes you such an economic expert?
 
2013-12-06 09:27:39 AM

BMFPitt: In all reality, the kid would probably be better off with the buyer.


That's what I came here to day.  She obviously places no value or has any love for the innocent being.
 
2013-12-06 09:27:46 AM
The citation said an agreement with another person to sell the baby for about $5,000 to cover legal expenses "fell through."

Brown is being held on $2,500 bond in the Hardin County jail. Online jail records did not indicate whether she had a lawyer.


Well, she doesn't have one now. Financing fell through.
 
2013-12-06 09:30:26 AM

Harry Freakstorm: The citation said an agreement with another person to sell the baby for about $5,000 to cover legal expenses "fell through."

Brown is being held on $2,500 bond in the Hardin County jail. Online jail records did not indicate whether she had a lawyer.

Well, she doesn't have one now. Financing fell through.


How dare you compare buying lawyers to buying babies.  One is little, whining, screaming, and full of shiat and piss; the other is a baby.
 
2013-12-06 09:30:49 AM

Harry Freakstorm: Well, she doesn't have one now. Financing fell through.


Maybe she could/should sell her ovaries.
 
2013-12-06 09:32:16 AM

vudukungfu: Harry Freakstorm: Well, she doesn't have one now. Financing fell through.

Maybe she could/should sell her ovaries.


The genetics might fall through...
 
2013-12-06 09:38:45 AM
not a good idea.  A GREAT idea.
 
2013-12-06 09:39:03 AM
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2013-12-06 09:39:22 AM

vudukungfu: Harry Freakstorm: Well, she doesn't have one now. Financing fell through.

Maybe she could/should sell her ovaries.


I'd throw in $10 to get her sterilized.
 
2013-12-06 09:57:13 AM
you have to buy your babies by the pound. that's how I do it. and I save a baby-load of cash.
 
2013-12-06 10:32:52 AM
I don't see what the problem is, people sell kids all the time.
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2013-12-06 11:57:23 AM
Actually, no crime was committed here: Happened in Kentucky, she tried to sell it to her Cousin who is most likely her husband, so there ya go.
 
2013-12-06 01:12:05 PM
Might be better for the new born.
 
2013-12-06 03:39:26 PM
Yaaay my 7th greenlight but the story is sad. Also from another baby selling case that I got a greenlight cause another woman sold her newborn the price of a baby in Kentucky seems to go for 5k,a truck and some meth. I think they baby is far better off without a pillhead mother.
 
2013-12-06 03:43:07 PM

NightOwl2255: Hey subby, what makes you such an economic expert?


I know you're farking with me and I'm not an economic expert but babies in my opinion are priceless,.
 
2013-12-06 04:18:29 PM

A Terrible Human: NightOwl2255: Hey subby, what makes you such an economic expert?

I know you're farking with me and I'm not an economic expert but babies in my opinion are priceless,.


Who are you, my dad?  I'M GONNA SELL MY BABY AND I'M GONNA CRY IF I CAN'T
 
2013-12-06 04:40:40 PM

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: Who are you, my dad? I'M GONNA SELL MY BABY AND I'M GONNA CRY IF I CAN'T


Wait what?
 
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