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2013-12-06 01:31:14 AM
"It's not my fault that I look like Jesus."

i951.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-06 07:35:17 AM
He doesn't look Arabic to me.
 
2013-12-06 07:49:04 AM
Rare?
How about all Black Friday articles?!
 
2013-12-06 07:52:24 AM
More Gregg Allman, really.
 
2013-12-06 07:55:04 AM
I feel certain that if Jesus came back to Earth today he would be a ginger.
 
2013-12-06 07:56:24 AM
Why are all darts players douchebags? Did they at least include his middle initial?
 
2013-12-06 07:56:36 AM

jamspoon: I feel certain that if Jesus came back to Earth today he would be a ginger.


Ohhh, so THAT's why they crucified him!
 
2013-12-06 07:57:02 AM

foo monkey: He doesn't look Arabic to me.


www.hotheads.com.au

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20131001120906AAyayjY
Why do Mormons say Jesus was a blonde haired, blue-eyed man?
Now I know most churches have 'white jesus', but I learned in Young Women (a youth group thing in Mormon for only chicks so we learn to be good wives) that their prophet saw Jesus and their pic of jesus is the most accurate portrait of Jesus!
Their Jesus has a squarer jaw than your avg. Jesus and he has blonde hair, creamy skin and blue eyes. Basically your friendly Aryan next door. Somehow, from an ethnographic and anthro point of view, this seems wrong.

A:

Artists renditions are not photographs. We have no such concept of Jesus' mortal description. Joseph said that he was glowing with a radiance beyond description, His clothing was whiter than anything white that we know of. His hair was also without color, being white like His clothers. This, of course, describes His resurrected, glorious state. We don't have a description of His mortal appearance. He was of Jewish extraction and probably had brunette hair and a slightly darker complexion for a Caucasian. If an artist wanted to depict Him as having lighter hair and blue eyes, it is of no concequence.
 
2013-12-06 07:57:07 AM
Looks like brent mydland.
 
2013-12-06 07:58:17 AM
Dino m zaffina approves.
 
2013-12-06 07:59:02 AM
[csb] I got called Jesus for a long time. I had waist length, super straight hair and a huge, straight, soft beard. It cracked me up every time I heard it, I'd always had long hair and ended up with the beard after a nasty episode of depression during which I just said "fark it" as far as personal grooming went. I was able to brush my beard when I cut it off. It cost me dates a couple of times, I'd be chatting up some nice girl and some asshole I knew would yell "Hey! Jesus!" and I'd turn. It also gained me a couple, so I guess it evened out in the end.

It's a lot easier to just scrape my face every morning(I'm actually wearing a beard at the moment, but I'll get bored with it soon) grab a touch of pomade and slick my hair back.[/csb]

/need a haircut.
//christ, my hair's barely touching my neck, not even near my shoulders
///WTF happened to me?
 
2013-12-06 07:59:47 AM
I read somewhere that Jesus looked just like Seth Rogen.....
 
2013-12-06 08:01:56 AM

jamspoon: I feel certain that if Jesus came back to Earth today he would be a ginger.


huh?
 
2013-12-06 08:02:02 AM
Maybe it was Kick a Jesus day
 
2013-12-06 08:02:06 AM

foo monkey: He doesn't look Arabic to me.


Semetic, not Arabic [insert Venn diagram here].

Something something false gods something something.


I know a middle Eastern guy who went to visit his country. He was religious so he had the long beard. He also had his hair shoulder length as the Prophet Mohammed is narrated to have. A lady gets into the elevator with him and exclaims about my friend "he looks just like Che!"
 
2013-12-06 08:03:14 AM
Well, there is a lot of drinking in darts so I can just imagine Mr. Grindal stepping out for his turn and the crowd boisterously chanting "Jesus" over and over again at the top of their lungs while sporting huge grins.  That image in my head amused me and started my day off with a laugh.
 
2013-12-06 08:03:18 AM
Just once, just ONCE, I would love to see an article about a short, stocky, olive-complected man with short, curly black hair, being mistaken for Jesus.
 
2013-12-06 08:04:14 AM

foo monkey: He doesn't look Arabic to me.


This.  He comes off as a smug attention whore.
 
2013-12-06 08:06:09 AM

foo monkey: He doesn't look Arabic to me.


THIS. but that version didn't suit the needs of the c.c.
 
2013-12-06 08:15:05 AM
What an actual Jesus may have looked like
i168.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-06 08:19:14 AM
replygif.net

Looks more like Zach Galifianakis.

/ you'll have to imagine my innocent whistling
 
2013-12-06 08:19:19 AM

FLMountainMan: foo monkey: He doesn't look Arabic to me.

This.  He comes off as a smug attention whore.


I don't think he is.  I think he was more drawing attention to the douche-baggery around him.

Of course, he was at a darts tournament.  That's like pointing out hippies at a Phish concert.  Maybe your right.
 
2013-12-06 08:19:37 AM
Unavailable for comment:
pnimg.net
 
2013-12-06 08:21:28 AM
A more likely candidate for "looks like Jesus":

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-12-06 08:23:22 AM

blogs.laweekly.com


It's not my fault I look like Jesus.

 
2013-12-06 08:28:04 AM

HairBolus: foo monkey: He doesn't look Arabic to me.

[www.hotheads.com.au image 227x250]

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20131001120906AAyayjY
Why do Mormons say Jesus was a blonde haired, blue-eyed man?
Now I know most churches have 'white jesus', but I learned in Young Women (a youth group thing in Mormon for only chicks so we learn to be good wives) that their prophet saw Jesus and their pic of jesus is the most accurate portrait of Jesus!
Their Jesus has a squarer jaw than your avg. Jesus and he has blonde hair, creamy skin and blue eyes. Basically your friendly Aryan next door. Somehow, from an ethnographic and anthro point of view, this seems wrong.

A:

Artists renditions are not photographs. We have no such concept of Jesus' mortal description. Joseph said that he was glowing with a radiance beyond description, His clothing was whiter than anything white that we know of. His hair was also without color, being white like His clothers. This, of course, describes His resurrected, glorious state. We don't have a description of His mortal appearance. He was of Jewish extraction and probably had brunette hair and a slightly darker complexion for a Caucasian. If an artist wanted to depict Him as having lighter hair and blue eyes, it is of no concequence



Jesus - Your sacred HARRRRUT is showing.
 
2013-12-06 08:31:54 AM
He looks like 'merican Jesus... You know, gun lovin', beer drinkin', obamacare hatin' Jesus!
 
2013-12-06 08:35:59 AM
On iOS the article web site loads the App Store and directs me to a crappy game. WTF?

I reloaded the site and it happened again, this time loading another game.
 
2013-12-06 08:36:55 AM
followingjesus.org

Yeah, I'm not seeing the resemblance. Honestly he looks more like Thor.
 
2013-12-06 08:40:59 AM
You ready to get farked now, Mon?!
 
2013-12-06 09:04:03 AM
Blond hair, blue eyed, wearing a wife beater and a tattoo of the confederate flag on his shoulder, carrying an AR15 and a bottle of Bud, that's my jesus.
 
2013-12-06 09:13:56 AM
d202m5krfqbpi5.cloudfront.net
 
2013-12-06 09:15:45 AM
What language was that crap written in?
 
2013-12-06 09:22:21 AM
The Messianic cries put Phil "The Power" Taylor off at the oche

LOLWUT
 
2013-12-06 10:17:53 AM

HairBolus: foo monkey: He doesn't look Arabic to me.

[www.hotheads.com.au image 227x250]

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20131001120906AAyayjY
Why do Mormons say Jesus was a blonde haired, blue-eyed man?
Now I know most churches have 'white jesus', but I learned in Young Women (a youth group thing in Mormon for only chicks so we learn to be good wives) that their prophet saw Jesus and their pic of jesus is the most accurate portrait of Jesus!
Their Jesus has a squarer jaw than your avg. Jesus and he has blonde hair, creamy skin and blue eyes. Basically your friendly Aryan next door. Somehow, from an ethnographic and anthro point of view, this seems wrong.

A:

Artists renditions are not photographs. We have no such concept of Jesus' mortal description. Joseph said that he was glowing with a radiance beyond description, His clothing was whiter than anything white that we know of. His hair was also without color, being white like His clothers. This, of course, describes His resurrected, glorious state. We don't have a description of His mortal appearance. He was of Jewish extraction and probably had brunette hair and a slightly darker complexion for a Caucasian. If an artist wanted to depict Him as having lighter hair and blue eyes, it is of no concequence.


You gotta admit, it may have been hard for Smith to see ALL the details, he did have his A HAT OVER HIS FACE!
www.i4m.com
 
2013-12-06 10:22:56 AM

Trail of Dead: What language was that crap written in?


How much did you pay to read that article?
 
2013-12-06 10:57:18 AM

Resident Muslim: foo monkey: He doesn't look Arabic to me.

Semetic, not Arabic [insert Venn diagram here].

Something something false gods something something.


I know a middle Eastern guy who went to visit his country. He was religious so he had the long beard. He also had his hair shoulder length as the Prophet Mohammed is narrated to have. A lady gets into the elevator with him and exclaims about my friend "he looks just like Che!"


Semetic?  Something you give a Jew to make him throw up?
 
2013-12-06 11:59:43 AM
A. Rare?

B. Doesn't look like Jesus, doesn't even look especially like the current imagining of Jesus.

C. Why can't Jesus play darts?

/That should about cover it for now
 
2013-12-06 12:01:10 PM
Where is that painting the cleaning lady botched up?
 
2013-12-06 12:43:27 PM
As a guy with long hair who occasionally lets his beard grow out, can I just say that being a guy with long hair and a beard does not mean you look like Jesus? At most, it makes you look like (incorrect) medieval/renaissance portrayals.


/getting asked to say the blessing at family gatherings got old
 
2013-12-06 02:36:59 PM
"Hilter for a better Meinhead"

i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-12-07 11:48:59 AM
Eight year olds, dude.
 
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