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(The Wrap)   Dumbass arrested for trying to take souvenir from Paul Walker's death scene   (thewrap.com ) divider line
    More: Fail, Porsche, Roger Rodas, souvenirs, dumbass, Los Angeles County Sheriff  
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2214 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 06 Dec 2013 at 7:35 AM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-12-06 07:33:17 AM  
Insert bad F&F joke here.
 
2013-12-06 07:37:21 AM  
The death tree?
 
2013-12-06 07:38:47 AM  
Ha! The thief is receiving more punishment than violent offenders get. Celebrities sure do get special treatment, even if they are stone dead.
 
2013-12-06 07:44:53 AM  
There's nothing wrong with what that man did. No one can resist the smell of BBQ.

www.easy-bbq-recipes.com
 
2013-12-06 07:48:42 AM  

MIguy7: The death tree?


The Taking Tree
 
2013-12-06 07:49:11 AM  
His family is planning on suing Porche. Let's see how much money everyone can mine from this corpse.
 
2013-12-06 07:57:20 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: His family is planning on suing Porche. Let's see how much money everyone can mine from this corpse.


Whoa and it's true; people are pathetic.
 
2013-12-06 08:05:18 AM  
I'm suing Porche too because his death made me sad and I deserve compensation!
 
2013-12-06 08:09:25 AM  
At least for those 10 seconds, he was free.
 
2013-12-06 08:09:39 AM  
 
2013-12-06 08:11:59 AM  
Dangit, I left my ticket to hell around here somewhere. Where is it?

i39.tinypic.com

Oh, there it is.
 
2013-12-06 08:12:26 AM  
That wasn't very witty of the teenager.
 
2013-12-06 08:27:33 AM  

foo monkey: Insert bad F&F joke here.


He must have been furious that he wasn't fast enough to get away with it
 
2013-12-06 08:43:57 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Dangit, I left my ticket to hell around here somewhere. Where is it?

[i39.tinypic.com image 367x500]

Oh, there it is.


Jesus.  That's all that's left of that Porsche?
 
2013-12-06 08:47:18 AM  

gnosis301: Prank Call of Cthulhu: Dangit, I left my ticket to hell around here somewhere. Where is it?

[i39.tinypic.com image 367x500]

Oh, there it is.

Jesus.  That's all that's left of that Porsche?


Yup, lit up like a Roman candle.
 
2013-12-06 08:58:39 AM  
Imagine if Paul Walker didn't die and he was only paralyzed.

Oh the jokes.
 
2013-12-06 09:01:25 AM  

fatalvenom: Imagine if Paul Walker didn't die and he was only paralyzed.

Oh the jokes.


He did die, though.  WALKER! *cha-chik* bloom!* Has anyone seen Carl?

/that show fn sucks
 
2013-12-06 09:48:15 AM  
Porsche: killing movies stars since 1955.
 
2013-12-06 09:57:26 AM  
gnosis301: [i39.tinypic.com image 367x500]

Jesus.  That's all that's left of that Porsche?


Our military drones pack some heat.
 
2013-12-06 10:02:05 AM  

fatalvenom: Imagine if Paul Walker didn't die and he was only paralyzed.

Oh the jokes.


i58.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-06 10:32:25 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: His family is planning on suing Porche. Let's see how much money everyone can mine from this corpse.


If the car was truly going 45 in a 45 like some farkers have claimed in previous threads, and it went out of control and crumpled like it, Porsche deserves to be sued for gross incompetence.

/Im more partial to the theory that they were going ludicrous speed.
 
2013-12-06 10:35:44 AM  

Mad_Radhu: HotWingConspiracy: His family is planning on suing Porche. Let's see how much money everyone can mine from this corpse.

If the car was truly going 45 in a 45 like some farkers have claimed in previous threads, and it went out of control and crumpled like it, Porsche deserves to be sued for gross incompetence.

/Im more partial to the theory that they were going ludicrous speed.


45? hahahahaa  Are these the same people that doubt the moon landings?
 
2013-12-06 12:27:15 PM  
As some of you make jokes about his death, remember that he was on his way back from a charity event.  Yes, a charity event. How many of you farkers have done anything remotely charitable in the last five years, other than clean your basement "apartment" without mom even asking?  That's what I thought.
 
2013-12-06 12:41:15 PM  

animal900: As some of you make jokes about his death, remember that he was on his way back from a charity event.  Yes, a charity event. How many of you farkers have done anything remotely charitable in the last five years, other than clean your basement "apartment" without mom even asking?  That's what I thought.


These charity events sound dangerous.
 
2013-12-06 05:31:55 PM  
 
2013-12-07 01:55:50 AM  

Mad_Radhu: HotWingConspiracy: His family is planning on suing Porche. Let's see how much money everyone can mine from this corpse.

If the car was truly going 45 in a 45 like some farkers have claimed in previous threads, and it went out of control and crumpled like it, Porsche deserves to be sued for gross incompetence.

/Im more partial to the theory that they were going ludicrous speed.


Yeah, I would not be surprised if they were doing 80+ mph.  I worked off Pomona-Rincon drive off of the 91 fwy in Corona (Auto Center Drive exit) in the early 1990's, and some kid in a new Trans Am wrapped his car round a light pole at about 85mph.  Both ends of the car wound up facing the same way.  He died.
 
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