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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)   You don't want to go to church with me? Here, maybe this pillow over your face will make you change your mind   (local21news.com) divider line 8
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2013-12-06 03:03:45 AM
10 votes:
Maybe he worships Mary, the Smother of Jesus.
2013-12-06 03:19:38 AM
2 votes:
I'm not sure why, but when I read this story I was visualizing what happened in super slo-mo while Enigma's Sadeness Part I played in the background.
2013-12-06 06:01:01 AM
1 votes:
You guys don't get it, do you?
This is a behavioral change technique.
When a person goes through such stress, the body is forced to react. Once the adrenalin wears off you actually have a clearer kind, and then you ponder...what if I had died...what would have happened? Am I leading a righteous life? Have I fulfilled my duty?
That's when people change. That realization of true mortality being so close to death makes one understand life.
True, not everybody survives the experience, but that is fate, and it is a small price to pay for those meant to be saved.

/no
//not serious, why do you ask?
///RM- the reluctant troll
2013-12-06 04:45:40 AM
1 votes:
I got invited to an unorthodox church. We had to get naked for the entire service.

/Communion was interesting
2013-12-06 03:42:04 AM
1 votes:
Was somebody kicking ass for the Lord!?
2013-12-06 03:28:15 AM
1 votes:
How is this worse than the countless counts of aggravated assaults caused by irate atheists attacking believers for not just renouncing God?
2013-12-06 02:57:04 AM
1 votes:
Reminds me of my first communion.
2013-12-05 11:44:36 PM
1 votes:
I know I go to church when I want to pick up chicks.
 
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