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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)   You don't want to go to church with me? Here, maybe this pillow over your face will make you change your mind   (local21news.com) divider line 25
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2013-12-05 11:44:36 PM
I know I go to church when I want to pick up chicks.
 
2013-12-06 02:57:04 AM
Reminds me of my first communion.
 
2013-12-06 03:03:45 AM
Maybe he worships Mary, the Smother of Jesus.
 
2013-12-06 03:19:38 AM
I'm not sure why, but when I read this story I was visualizing what happened in super slo-mo while Enigma's Sadeness Part I played in the background.
 
2013-12-06 03:28:15 AM
How is this worse than the countless counts of aggravated assaults caused by irate atheists attacking believers for not just renouncing God?
 
2013-12-06 03:30:43 AM
Praise Jesus and amen.
 
2013-12-06 03:33:25 AM
Religion can be harmful to your health. News at 11.
 
2013-12-06 03:42:04 AM
Was somebody kicking ass for the Lord!?
 
2013-12-06 04:11:24 AM
It's beginning to look a lot like Christ..mess...
 
2013-12-06 04:36:57 AM
Happy are the knief users, for the pillows of Heaven are theirs.
 
2013-12-06 04:45:40 AM
I got invited to an unorthodox church. We had to get naked for the entire service.

/Communion was interesting
 
2013-12-06 05:04:12 AM
That's what Christ would have done.
 
2013-12-06 05:43:25 AM
Weeellll....the Former Mrs Coast testified in court that she prayed for me to die because I wouldn't go to church, so, yeah, I'm believing the hell outta this.
 
2013-12-06 06:01:01 AM
You guys don't get it, do you?
This is a behavioral change technique.
When a person goes through such stress, the body is forced to react. Once the adrenalin wears off you actually have a clearer kind, and then you ponder...what if I had died...what would have happened? Am I leading a righteous life? Have I fulfilled my duty?
That's when people change. That realization of true mortality being so close to death makes one understand life.
True, not everybody survives the experience, but that is fate, and it is a small price to pay for those meant to be saved.

/no
//not serious, why do you ask?
///RM- the reluctant troll
 
2013-12-06 06:23:52 AM

Public Savant: How is this worse than the countless counts of aggravated assaults caused by irate atheists attacking believers for not just renouncing God?


I know, right?

i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-06 07:22:07 AM
My ex-gf left me after I repeatedly forced a pillow UNDER my head when I refused to go to church with her.  The experience was a tad horrifying but EXTREMELY comfortable.
 
2013-12-06 07:26:42 AM
How else are you going to get the devil out?

//I have a few ideas. *wink*
 
2013-12-06 07:32:27 AM
This whole "making terroristic threats" charge is getting WAY out of hand.
 
2013-12-06 07:39:58 AM

Huck And Molly Ziegler: Maybe he worships Mary, the Smother of Jesus.


+1

He's a pillow of his community?
 
2013-12-06 09:04:01 AM

Public Savant: How is this worse than the countless counts of aggravated assaults caused by irate atheists attacking believers for not just renouncing God?


Bullshiat.

I keep very careful count of my goddie-beatings, it will be 372 next weekend.

Pfft.  "Countless".  Just like a fundie to not understand proper record-keeping.
 
2013-12-06 09:04:43 AM
It's the Christian thing to do.
 
2013-12-06 09:46:13 AM

Jim_Callahan: Public Savant: How is this worse than the countless counts of aggravated assaults caused by irate atheists attacking believers for not just renouncing God?

Bullshiat.

I keep very careful count of my goddie-beatings, it will be 372 next weekend.

Pfft.  "Countless".  Just like a fundie to not understand proper record-keeping.


Baby Jesus said math is a snare of Satan.
 
2013-12-06 10:38:54 AM
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2013-12-06 11:29:55 AM
Why didn't he just go with her on Friday night?
 
2013-12-06 02:49:51 PM
The power of the pillow compels you!
 
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