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(KERO 23 Bakersfield)   "The woman said the man has his penis out of his pants and was 'swinging it about in a rotary helicopter motion'"   (turnto23.com) divider line 100
    More: Scary, helicopter motion, Shawn Harvell, indecency, fire hydrants  
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2013-12-06 06:42:45 AM

SpeedyBB: Guuberre: [bbsimg.ngfiles.com image 300x218]

Hey, what .gifs with you?


wah wahhhhh.
 
2013-12-06 06:52:44 AM

JoieD'Zen: pnkgtr: "The woman said the man has his penis out of his pants and was swinging it about in a rotary helicopter motion."

Yes, it's one of the great things about having one.

I remember a thread from years ago about having a dick for a day and what women would do if they had one. This was maybe 5 years ago?
I always thought it would be fun to have one for awhile but a nuisance to walk around with one full time.


Beats bleeding down your leg once a month.
 
2013-12-06 06:52:56 AM
www.evanston-wy-rotary.org

Worst member ever.
 
2013-12-06 07:18:35 AM
imagecdn-0.findnsave.com
 
2013-12-06 07:27:50 AM
That could be dangerous, he might get it stuck in a slatted chair.
 
2013-12-06 07:29:00 AM
That's the way my dog wags her tail.  Is she a pervert?
 
2013-12-06 07:44:24 AM
Time to autorotate and put that OH-6 back in to the hangar. The ladies want to see the hueys.
 
2013-12-06 07:44:27 AM
 
2013-12-06 07:44:38 AM
Was he shouting, "Get to da choppa!"
 
2013-12-06 07:45:44 AM

NutWrench: Wankel Rotary Penis!


Is that... helicopter dick in a chastity belt?
 
2013-12-06 07:59:45 AM

ka1axy: One woman, 29, told the officer that Harvell approached her on the sidewalk from behind and grabbed her by the arm.
The woman said the man has his penis out of his pants and was "swinging it about in a rotary helicopter motion," the police report said.
He also said he had a gun and that the woman was going to come with him, according to the police report.

One hand for the grab, one hand to swing...and he plans to hold the gun with what?

// multitalented to be able to walk and do all that simultaneously


He was already holding his 'gun'
 
2013-12-06 08:06:28 AM

eyemarten: ka1axy: One woman, 29, told the officer that Harvell approached her on the sidewalk from behind and grabbed her by the arm.
The woman said the man has his penis out of his pants and was "swinging it about in a rotary helicopter motion," the police report said.
He also said he had a gun and that the woman was going to come with him, according to the police report.

One hand for the grab, one hand to swing...and he plans to hold the gun with what?

// multitalented to be able to walk and do all that simultaneously

He was already holding his 'gun'


I must point out the beauty of helicopter dick is that it's a no-hands maneuver, leaving him both hands free for committing so-called crimes.

Now that's multitasking, he should be commended not arrested
 
2013-12-06 08:06:39 AM
If helicopter penising is outlawed only outlaws will helicopter.
 
2013-12-06 08:14:26 AM
No Rodney Carrington references yet???
 
2013-12-06 08:18:39 AM
I think mine is more an autogyro.

I refuse to call it Little Nellie though.
 
2013-12-06 08:18:40 AM
If the food-drive coffee shop were involved, this guy would be set up in a brothel for a week.
 
2013-12-06 08:19:23 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-06 08:20:25 AM

Markoff_Cheney: [img.fark.net image 706x524]
this thread is glorious.  its too late/early for this shiat.


community.us.playstation.com
 
2013-12-06 08:22:49 AM
Those stickman fights from a decade ago just went all rule 34.
 
2013-12-06 08:22:51 AM
img.photobucket.com (pops)
 
2013-12-06 08:23:53 AM
Helicockter
 
2013-12-06 08:25:22 AM

Badgers:


Faith in humanity restored.
 
2013-12-06 08:26:56 AM
Did he have a dildo up his ass for a tail rotor?
 
2013-12-06 08:30:30 AM
There was an 80s pron flick where Ron Jeremy was doing this.

Or so I've heard.
 
2013-12-06 08:31:12 AM

Markoff_Cheney: [img.fark.net image 706x524]
this thread is glorious.  its too late/early for this shiat.


I love this and thanks for posting it
fistbumpwithglasses ofscotch . jpg
 
2013-12-06 08:39:55 AM
Did she tell him to take off?
 
2013-12-06 08:41:34 AM
Helicopter dick? I don't even know her!

And she doesn't even have a dick!

/probably
 
2013-12-06 08:44:19 AM

kkinnison: [img.photobucket.com image 687x343] (pops)


HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!


VG Cats updated?
 
2013-12-06 08:52:38 AM
I was worried there. I thought she said threw it over his shoulder.
 
2013-12-06 09:16:23 AM
So did he achieve lift off?
 
2013-12-06 09:27:20 AM

UNC_Samurai: kkinnison: [img.photobucket.com image 687x343] (pops)

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!
VG Cats updated?


Yep. Quite a bit. So did Ctrl+Alt+Del.
 
2013-12-06 09:29:13 AM
How cocky can someone be! Jeez, what a dick.
 
2013-12-06 09:47:04 AM
 
2013-12-06 09:58:52 AM
Was he dressed as Teddy Roosevelt and speaking softly?
 
2013-12-06 09:59:40 AM

Harry Freakstorm: Time to autorotate and put that OH-6 back in to the hangar. The ladies want to see the hueys.


Um, I thought the blackhawks were getting all the attention lately.  A lot of people were pretty upset about two going down.
 
2013-12-06 10:32:38 AM
cdn.buzznet.com
 
2013-12-06 10:41:32 AM
You showed her who you were
Elaine wigs
 
2013-12-06 10:42:02 AM
I believe he was demonstrating Amazon's new package delivery service.
 
2013-12-06 10:47:35 AM
Ah, swaffelen.

Those wily Germans have a name for everything.
 
2013-12-06 10:51:58 AM
to impress a chick, do the helicopter dick
 
2013-12-06 11:08:05 AM
Anyone see the john oliver stand up special comedy central did a few years back? He tells a story about a track meet he was running in, probably around high school (?), and due to a lack of proper support, coming around the final turn his 'propeller' finds its way out of those tiny-ass track shorts and leads him all the way down the final length. I want to say it started out just slapping back and forth but i think eventually achieved and maintained full rotation, like single engine plane leading him across the finish line.
 
2013-12-06 11:42:25 AM
Pudding!
media.tumblr.com
 
2013-12-06 12:37:13 PM

BKITU: I thought it was more like a record, baby.

/Right round round round


Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
 
2013-12-06 01:24:39 PM
My wife has had only female children, so when our 1st grandchild was a boy, it was a whole new experience for her.  She came back one day, after watching him for my step-daughter, and said she was giving him a bath and he was playing with his dick the whole time.  She found it amazing, that it would start so early.  Had to explain to her:  "The Penis - The Fun Toy For All Ages!"  Her reply was, "It, obviously, doesn't take much to amuse you."  She right, you know!
 
2013-12-06 01:28:39 PM
 
2013-12-06 02:26:54 PM

hoots_toot_ochaye: [at the Chiefs Fashion Show]
Johnny Upton: I'm gonna flash' em, Joe!
McGrath: No, you're not.
Johnny Upton: I'm gonna walk down that stinkin' runway, open up this f****t robe and wiggle my d**k at 'em! And do you know why? Because I want you to have a heart-attack and die so we don't have to do this shiat again! You and your farking fashion shows!
(NSFW language)


The screams from out-of-frame were awesome.
 
2013-12-06 03:13:36 PM
Our bodies, our choice, right?
 
2013-12-06 03:20:44 PM
img.fark.net

/Not linking to the real thing.
//You know what it is...
 
2013-12-06 03:32:45 PM
Wait a second, lemme check something here,,,

Yeah, it's possible.

Oh look, my boss is calling, gotta go
 
2013-12-07 06:14:42 AM
He also said he had a gun and that the woman was going to come with him, according to the police report.

img.fark.net
 
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